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Song Parodies -> "Green Light (The Road Rage Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Green Light"

Original Performer:

John Legend (Ft. Andre 3000)

Parody Song Title:

"Green Light (The Road Rage Song)"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Original Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hd-uklv-5g
It is a green light
I’ve been here all night
I'm ready to go right now
I just want to go right now

I'm ready to go right now
I just want to go right now

Can we please move? Been here for a while
Cars behind you stretchin’ way past a mile
Drive just a little bit faster
We’re stuck behind you now girl
My horn is blaring, I can’t go around
You’re taking up both lanes of road through the town
I’m inching ever so closer
I have high aggression so...

It is a green light
I’ve been here all night
I'm ready to go right now
I just want to go right now
Done being polite
Go on the green light
I'm ready to go right now
I just want to go right now

Go on the green green light
And if you don’t, I just might
Force you to get it moving baby
Cause I won’t sit here all night

I'm ready to go right now
I just want to go right now

Go on the green green light
And if you don’t, things just might
Things just might end up real bloody
You’ll feel cruddy and that’d be alright

I'm ready to go right now
I just want to go right now

Talking to your boyfriend...on your cell phone
Just go see your boyfriend and get off the road
I’m going crazy like thunder
Real high frustration, oh brother
We’re going now at a slow snail’s pace
I want to get around so I won’t see your face
I’m inching ever so closer
I have high aggression so...

It is a green light
I’ve been here all night
I'm ready to go right now
I just want to go right now
Done being polite
Stuck at a green light
I'm ready to go right now
I just want to go right now

Go on the green green light
And if you don’t, I just might
Force you to get it moving baby
Cause I won’t sit here all night

I'm ready to go right now
I just want to go right now

Go on the green green light
And if you don’t, things just might
Things just might end up real bloody
You’ll feel cruddy and that’d be alright
I'm ready to go right now
I just want to go right now

I’m in my car and I’m getting really angry
I told her let's go, she said “Don’t you dare yell at me”
I said, “This thing has gone on for way too far”
I got up and stormed out my car
“You think you can do whatever you want cause you some kinda star”
“No, my name’s Susan”
“Then just move it Susan”
“Hey, If I were you then I would go back and just deal with it”
“Please? I’m tired of waiting.”
“Go to your car as you were”
“And if I don’t, what are you going to do about it?"
“Just quit it”
“Admit it,
I’ll call a cop whose livid,
Not kiddin”
She slammed the door so unforgiving
“OW! You got me screaming. Please! I submit!”
“Yea, that's the ticket”
She got out of her car, kicked my ribs- breakin’ again and again
“No, please just stop it lady! Please, please just quit it!”
And now I’m bleeding, and crying, my head is pounding-OW!
My face is all just swollen you
Kicked me in the ribs, then you
Left me in the street, then two
Drove off, doing eighty-two

It is a green light
I’ve been here all night
I'm ready to go right now
I just want to go right now
Done being polite
Go on the green light
I'm ready to go right now
I just want to go right now

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