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Original Song Title:

"Germs"

Original Performer:

'Weird Al' Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Learn"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Sometimes i really wanna be alone
But theres a really stupid rule
Because i know that they've got dozens upon dozens
Of really old creepy teachers workin in that school
They rub and scrub until i am fully brainwashed
And they just come right back again
Can't even see it, but i know they're planning something
"Oh man, you're kidding we're having a test again?"

(Chorus)
They are around me
Feels like there inside of me
Can't get em away from me
I'm crawling with
(Really creepy old teachers)
What do they want from me
What will they do to me
There's no escape for me
I'm crawling with
(Really creepy old teachers)

Now if i ever get to go to sleep
Thats when my brain starts kicking in
In the morning i wake up in out of horror
To realize that i simply cannot win
Can't get those creepy teachers out of my face
Its not getting better in any way
I never said that they could start teachin in my city
I wish they'd pack they learning books and just go away

(Chorus)

LEARN
LEARN
LEARN
LEARN
LEARN

They're creeping around the school
They're next to the bathroom sink
They're riding inside their car
They're making us think
One accidently stepped on my toes
These people i gotta miss
They are talking about the nose
I actually saw two of them kiss

I'm show them whose boss
I am gonna get even yet
I am gonna get the 'A'
The 'A' and not the 'F'
Don't tell me i'm paranoid
I know that they're watching me
Look into the classroom door
See?

(Chorus)

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