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Song Parodies -> "Because Of Food"

Original Song Title:

"Because Of You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Because Of Food"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

I will not rest, until my stomach is full
I will just eat until
My stomach says it's not empty
I will not stop the way you did,
It's not that hard
You've learned the hard way
In a contest, you won't get far

[Chorus]
Because of food
I never stray too far from the kitchen
Because of food
I learned to eat even when my stomach says it's full
Because of food
It's not that hard to eat everything in the fridge and the oven
Because of food I'm overweight

I lost my way
And it's not too long before I eat some more
I cannot run
Because my fat has put me through my floor
I'm forced to stay
On my, old couch everyday of my life
I can not feel my heart
And honestly, I do not know why

[Chorus]

You watched me eat
I saw you try every night to just sleep
When I was young
I ate so much better than what I do now
I never thought of anyone else
I ate everything
And now I eat in the middle of the night
Just the same damn thing

Because of food
I never stray too far from the kitchen
Because of food
I learned to eat even when my stomach says it's full
Because of food
I eat my heart out just to forget everything
Because of food
I don't tell anyone where the fridge is
Because of food
I'm ashamed of myself because I'm hungry
Because of food I'm overweight
Because of food
Because of food

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Pacing: 4.4
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Overall Rating: 4.5

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Barry Harrison - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
That was funny yo!
Stinky Marshmellow - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
OMG i loved it!!! ^-^
MrMacphisto - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, it looks like Kelly might actually be headed this way. She overweighted, er, I meant overrated. 5-5-5
Socks - November 20, 2005 - Report this comment
yeah, it went well with the origanal and it was funny keep on writing paradies!
socks - November 20, 2005 - Report this comment
your a good parady writer, the paradies that i've checked out of yourse are very well writen!
Andrew Darwitan - November 26, 2005 - Report this comment
5-4-5, great parody...
Allicat - December 17, 2005 - Report this comment
hahaha... I hate Kelly Clarkson
Ragdoll - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, can I relate, Since I Quit Ballet, I gained 40 pounds. 5-5-5. Check me out on "Since You Been Gone." Now it's "Since I Quit Ballet." It talks a lot about the physical changes... Try jazzercise, man!

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