-> "Please Don't Ever Go Out With Taylor"
Original Song Title:
"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together"
Parody Song Title:
"Please Don't Ever Go Out With Taylor"
The Lyrics
I went out with this girl just once, she seemed nice
Had curly blonde hair, I liked her laugh, nice eyes
We’ve only been together a few months
Then I said we need a break (“What!?”)
I haven’t seen her since that fateful day, then she
Shows up on MTV with song to play, ‘bout me
And then she says I’m really gonna pay, she says-
“I hate you, we broke up, I’m sorry, still love you”
Oooh I wish I could have seen the signs
But oooh, hey guys- I'm warning you, I'm warning you
Please don’t ever ever ever, don’t go out with Taylor!
Please don’t ever ever ever, don’t go out with Taylor!
Break her heart, she’ll write a song
Gets played on MTV
So please don’t ever ever ever ever, don’t go out with Taylor!
Yes, never...
I heard she went to Starbucks Wednesday night, and she
Flashed a smile to server guy named Mike, but he
Did not see it, “No connection? Why!?”, It’s on
her new record, that story is track nine
Oooh, she looks real cute, but she’s not right
But oooh, hey guys- I’m warning you, I'm warning you
Please don’t ever ever ever, don’t go out with Taylor!
Please don’t ever ever ever, don’t go out with Taylor!
Don’t break up, or you’ll end up
On Billboard, number three!
So please don’t ever ever ever ever, don’t go out with Taylor!
Speed dating, great! Now she will find a good suitor
New album in May, June and September!
[Pizza Delivery Guy]
“Ok, one pepperoni pizza will be $7.50, Miss Swift”
[Taylor]
“Oh my God, don’t you feel this connection? Butterflies in my stomach,
I think this is love, will you mar…hey, where are you going? (Noooo!)”
Please, you better, better, better, stay away from Taylor!
Please, don’t ever, ever, ever, for God’s sake- don’t date her!
If you must, don’t lose her trust
You’ll hear it constantly!
So please, don’t ever ever ever ever, don’t go out with Taylor!
Please! Oooh, oooh, please don’t date Taylor, ple-ease!
Oh, you will feel much better!
You should walk, she’ll start to talk
‘Bout weddings on date three!
So please, don’t ever ever ever ever, don’t go out with Taylor!
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