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Q: What's the definition of impossible? A: Taylor Swift experiencing complications in labor having Kanye's baby!!! Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
| If Taylor Swift were a lesbian, what would they call her? TAYLOR SWISH! Submitted by: S. Tim Wood
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Known informally as: Beau-Tay and Her Beasts. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Known informally as: NSH Q-Tay. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Valentine's Day" | - Michael Prymula |
| "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Hannah Montana: The Movie" | - Rocky Mak |
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Taylor Miffed | Constant teasing over Kanye incident | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| Taylor Quick | Both are synonyms for "very fast." | Robert |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "A Perfectly Good Fart" | "A Perfectly Good Heart" | Lauren Overstreet |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Today Was A Fairytale," | No. Today is real. | Yvette Bristle |
| "I'm Only Me When I'm With You," | No Taylor, I think you're ALWAYS no one but you. | Heather Brockwell |
| "Teardrops On My Guitar," | so THAT'S what gives them that wailing effect! | flipside |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "I Want You Back," Jackson 5 | "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together," Taylor Swift | |
| "Set Fire To The Rain," Adele | "I Almost Do," Taylor Swift | |
| "Swinging On A Star," Bing Crosby | "I Almost Do," Taylor Swift | |
| "Walk On Water," Ozzy Osbourne | "I Almost Do," Taylor Swift | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" | "We Are Not Gonna Work Together" | Taylor R. Smith |
| "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" | "We Are Not Gonna Work Together" | Taylor Smith |
| "22" | "Must Be You" | Abbott Skelding |
| "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" | "They Will Never Ever Ever Quit About The Weather" | Wendy Christopher |
| "Love Story" | "The Tale Of Rodeo and Julia" | Taylor Smit |
| "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" | "I Can Never Ever Friggin' Trust Spring Weather" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" | "We Are Never Ever Getting Back The Precious (from LOTR:OMG!)" | Wendy Christopher |
| "Red" | "(every light was) Red" | AdrianneJoy |
| "We Are Never Never Ever Getting Back Together" | "We Were Never Never Ever Best Friends Forever" | thelastaurora |
| "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" | "I Am Never Ever Getting My Act Together" | Tony Wiseguy |
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Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Cold As You | Air Conditioning Company | Michelle |
| Teardrops On My Guitar | A CD of Classic Love Songs | Rachel |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Breathe | Funeral Parlor | melinda |
| Crazier | Mental Institution | melinda |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Love Your Love The Most Eric Church | Love Story Taylor Swift | Love Your Love Story The Most | harderman |
| Complicated Carolyn Dawn Johnson | Love Story Taylor Swift | A Complicated Love Story | Edward |
| Nobody Knows Tony Rich Project | Our Song Taylor Swift | Nobody Knows Our Song | Edward |
| Fifteen Taylor Swift | Nineteen Paul Hardcastle | 34 Add up the titles. | Roger |
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There are additional Taylor Swift Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
"Love Story"
Misheard Lyrics: This love is typical, but it's surreal
Original Lyrics: This love is difficult, but it's real
| "Our Song"
Misheard Lyrics: The first eight men I didn't kiss around I should have
Original Lyrics: The first date "man, I didn't kiss her, and I should have"
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"Mean"
Misheard Lyrics: Somebody made you kol
Original Lyrics: Somebody made you cold
| "Enchanted"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm thunderstruck, 'cuz you know the way home
Original Lyrics: I'm wonderstruck, blushing all the way home
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"Love Story "
Misheard Lyrics: This love is typical, but it's surreal
Original Lyrics: This love is difficult, but it's real
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Linny I was just listening to it. Yes, I know this isn't funny! |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
"You Belong With Me"
The Funny Lyrics: But she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts.
Why They're Funny: This clearly seems like a line that wants to draw a contrast between the "she" and "I" in question. but since the two garments referred to are worn on different sections of one's body, no clear contrast comes out of the line, since one can wear both a short skirt and a t-shirt at the same time. in fact, I've done so myself. About the only way to pull a clear contrast out of the line is to assume that the singer means to imply that each garment referred to is all that is worn by the one said to wear it. But I doubt that that is the intention (if for no other reason than that I know too many parents who allow their kids to freely listen to taylor swift). still, it is pretty funny if one contemplates this only interpretation that will draw a clear contrast from the line!
Submitted by: Karen Smith
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"You Belong With Me"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: But she wears short skirts, I wear T-shirts
Why They're Nonsensical: Duh! She might as well say, "She drinks water, I eat food"! The line clearly seems to be an attempt at drawing a contrast. But she tells what the other girl wears below the waist and what she herself wears above her waist. No clear contrast there. One can easily wear both simultaneously (As I myself have done not a few times). So how are we to hear this as a contrast between the other girl and herself? The only way I can see is to suppose she means to be describing the TOTALITY of what the two wear. But I don't think that's the intention. Can you imagine Taylor Swift attending school wearing NOTHING BUT a T-shirt while some classmate wears NOTHING BUT a short skirt. If that's the image we're supposed to get from these lines too many people I know would be forbidden by their parents to listen to Taylor Swift. And barring that interpretation, the line becomes about as nonsensical as saying, "But she breathes, I sweat" or "But her heart beats, my guts digest" or so on!
Submitted by: Karen Smith
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"Better than Revenge"
The Dirty Lyrics: She's not what you think, she's an actress, whoa
She's better known for the things that she does on the mattress, whoa Why They're Dirty: The girl that she's singing about is "easy" if you know what I mean.
Submitted by: carly_carlz
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"Tim Mcgraw"
The Lyrics: When you say Tim Mcgraw
Who They Mention: Tim Mcgraw
Submitted by: Hefner
| "Tim McGraw"
The Lyrics: When you think Tim McGraw, I hope you think of me
Who They Mention: Tim McGraw
Submitted by: skyshine
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"A Perfectly Good Heart"
Opening Lines: Why would you wanna break a perfectly good heart
Comments: Submitted by: weirdkid106
| "White Christmas"
Opening Lines: I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Comments: Submitted by: weirdkid106
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| There are additional spelling lyrics available. | |
"Fifteen"
The Lyrics: Somebody tells you they love you, you got to believe 'em
Why: Somebody is a singular pronoun.. the antecedent "THEY" should be singular too like He or She... and the 'em which means them should be him or her
Submitted by: Sharina Carla Saplaco- Merculio
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