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Album cover parody of Fearless by Taylor Swift
Parody album cover
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Jokes:

Q: What's the definition of impossible? A: Taylor Swift experiencing complications in labor having Kanye's baby!!!
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
If Taylor Swift were a lesbian, what would they call her? TAYLOR SWISH!
Submitted by: S. Tim Wood

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Beau-Tay and Her Beasts. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Known informally as: NSH Q-Tay. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"Valentine's Day" - Michael Prymula
"CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Hannah Montana: The Movie" - Rocky Mak

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Taylor MiffedConstant teasing over Kanye incidentRobert D. Arndt Jr.
Taylor QuickBoth are synonyms for "very fast."Robert

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"A Perfectly Good Fart""A Perfectly Good Heart"Lauren Overstreet

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Today Was A Fairytale,"No. Today is real.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Only Me When I'm With You,"No Taylor, I think you're ALWAYS no one but you.Heather Brockwell
"Teardrops On My Guitar,"so THAT'S what gives them that wailing effect!flipside

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"I Want You Back," Jackson 5"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together," Taylor Swift
"Set Fire To The Rain," Adele"I Almost Do," Taylor Swift
"Swinging On A Star," Bing Crosby"I Almost Do," Taylor Swift
"Walk On Water," Ozzy Osbourne"I Almost Do," Taylor Swift
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"The Way I Love You" originally "The Way I Loved You"
Jen
"Man" originally "Mean"
Cassandra
"Men" originally "Mean"
B.C.
"Parks Fly" originally "Sparks Fly"
Amazing parks!
Iris Green
"Our Son" originally "Our Song"
Bethany Byrd

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Fours" originally "Ours"
Serafina
"Tours" originally "Ours"
Serafina
"Hours" originally "Ours"
Serafina
"Yours" originally "Ours"
Serafina
"You Belong With Men" originally "You Belong With Me"
Shannon Ingrid Travis

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Furs" originally "Ours"
Serafina
"Oars" originally "Ours"
Serafina
"Outs" originally "Ours"
Serafina
"Dove Story" originally "Love Story"
Alina
"Bark To December" originally "Back To December"
Then maybe you'll get what you want for Christmas?
Peter

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

Dec 14
a parody of "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" by Taylor Swift
Everybody has a Christmas story like this... I hope...
Soundclick.com: (Mp3)
Oct 7
a parody of "We Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together" by Taylor Swift
A Taylor Swift Parody and South Park Tribute music video by Adam and Andrew.
YouTube: (YouTube)
Oct 2
a parody of "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" by Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift usually puts her heartbreak on every album...so why not poke fun at that a little bit?
YouTube: (MP3)
Mar 7
a parody of "Love Story" by Taylor Swift
Parody of Taylor Swift's "Love Story"!!! Enjoy!
youtube: (youtube)
June 15
a parody of "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift
She's your cupcake, but I'll be your ho-ho.
The FuMP: (mp3)
June 8
a parody of "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift
About stalker...
YouTube: (FLV, MP4, 3GP)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together""We Are Not Gonna Work Together"Taylor R. Smith
"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together""We Are Not Gonna Work Together"Taylor Smith
"22""Must Be You"Abbott Skelding
"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together""They Will Never Ever Ever Quit About The Weather"Wendy Christopher
"Love Story""The Tale Of Rodeo and Julia"Taylor Smit
"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together""I Can Never Ever Friggin' Trust Spring Weather"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together""We Are Never Ever Getting Back The Precious (from LOTR:OMG!)"Wendy Christopher
"Red""(every light was) Red"AdrianneJoy
"We Are Never Never Ever Getting Back Together""We Were Never Never Ever Best Friends Forever"thelastaurora
"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together""I Am Never Ever Getting My Act Together"Tony Wiseguy

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Cold As YouAir Conditioning CompanyMichelle
Teardrops On My GuitarA CD of Classic Love SongsRachel

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
BreatheFuneral Parlormelinda
CrazierMental Institutionmelinda

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Love Your Love The Most
   Eric Church
Love Story
   Taylor Swift
Love Your Love Story The Most
harderman
Complicated
   Carolyn Dawn Johnson
Love Story
   Taylor Swift
A Complicated Love Story
Edward
Nobody Knows
   Tony Rich Project
Our Song
   Taylor Swift
Nobody Knows Our Song
Edward
Fifteen
   Taylor Swift
Nineteen
   Paul Hardcastle
34
Add up the titles.
Roger
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Suzuki Swift
Mooney Suzuki combined with Taylor Swift
I'm not expecting a lot of performance.
Submitted By: Brian Kelly
R. Dean Taylor Swift
R. Dean Taylor combined with Taylor Swift
Submitted By: Sarah Tonin
James Taylor Swift
James Taylor combined with Taylor Swift
Submitted By: Penny Olivia Tyler
Swift Justice
Taylor Swift combined with Lone Justice
Submitted By: Mr. Oblivious

There are additional Taylor Swift Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Love Story"
Misheard Lyrics:
This love is typical, but it's surreal
Original Lyrics:
This love is difficult, but it's real
"Our Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first eight men I didn't kiss around I should have
Original Lyrics:
The first date "man, I didn't kiss her, and I should have"
"Mean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody made you kol
Original Lyrics:
Somebody made you cold
"Enchanted"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm thunderstruck, 'cuz you know the way home
Original Lyrics:
I'm wonderstruck, blushing all the way home
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Love Story "
Misheard Lyrics:
This love is typical, but it's surreal
Original Lyrics:
This love is difficult, but it's real

Story about this misheard lyric by: Linny

I was just listening to it. Yes, I know this isn't funny!

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together"
Better Lyrics:
Ooh, we're still not speaking this time tonight
But this time, I don't care, I don't care
Cause we were never ever ever really together
We were never ever ever really together
We still had our rough spots
Even though I got you an A
But we were never ever ever really...together
Original Lyrics:
Ooh we called it off again last night
But this time, I'm telling you, telling you
We are never ever ever getting back together
We are never ever ever getting back together
You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends
Talk to me
But we are never ever ever getting back together
Like, ever
Submitted by: Awesomesauce
"You Belong With Me"
Better Lyrics:
She's got pig dogs, I've got lemurs
Original Lyrics:
She wears high heels, I wear sneakers
Submitted by: Linus Pierce

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"You Belong With Me"
The Funny Lyrics:
But she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts.
Why They're Funny:
This clearly seems like a line that wants to draw a contrast between the "she" and "I" in question. but since the two garments referred to are worn on different sections of one's body, no clear contrast comes out of the line, since one can wear both a short skirt and a t-shirt at the same time. in fact, I've done so myself. About the only way to pull a clear contrast out of the line is to assume that the singer means to imply that each garment referred to is all that is worn by the one said to wear it. But I doubt that that is the intention (if for no other reason than that I know too many parents who allow their kids to freely listen to taylor swift). still, it is pretty funny if one contemplates this only interpretation that will draw a clear contrast from the line!
Submitted by: Karen Smith
 

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"You Belong With Me"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
But she wears short skirts, I wear T-shirts
Why They're Nonsensical:
Duh! She might as well say, "She drinks water, I eat food"! The line clearly seems to be an attempt at drawing a contrast. But she tells what the other girl wears below the waist and what she herself wears above her waist. No clear contrast there. One can easily wear both simultaneously (As I myself have done not a few times). So how are we to hear this as a contrast between the other girl and herself? The only way I can see is to suppose she means to be describing the TOTALITY of what the two wear. But I don't think that's the intention. Can you imagine Taylor Swift attending school wearing NOTHING BUT a T-shirt while some classmate wears NOTHING BUT a short skirt. If that's the image we're supposed to get from these lines too many people I know would be forbidden by their parents to listen to Taylor Swift. And barring that interpretation, the line becomes about as nonsensical as saying, "But she breathes, I sweat" or "But her heart beats, my guts digest" or so on!
Submitted by: Karen Smith
 

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Better than Revenge"
The Dirty Lyrics:
She's not what you think, she's an actress, whoa
She's better known for the things that she does on the mattress, whoa
Why They're Dirty:
The girl that she's singing about is "easy" if you know what I mean.
Submitted by: carly_carlz
 

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Tim Mcgraw"
The Lyrics:
When you say Tim Mcgraw
Who They Mention:
Tim Mcgraw
Submitted by: Hefner
"Tim McGraw"
The Lyrics:
When you think Tim McGraw, I hope you think of me
Who They Mention:
Tim McGraw
Submitted by: skyshine

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"A Perfectly Good Heart"
Opening Lines:
Why would you wanna break a perfectly good heart
Comments:
Submitted by: weirdkid106
"White Christmas"
Opening Lines:
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Comments:
Submitted by: weirdkid106
There are additional spelling lyrics available.

Song Title Space Change:

"Are We Never Ever Getting Back To Get Her" originally "Are We Never Ever Getting Back Together"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"We Are Never Ever Getting Back To Get Her" originally "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together"
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
"Loves Tory" originally "Love Story"
Tory = pro-British person in American Revolution
Submitted by: Angie O'Plasty
"You Be Long With Me" originally "You Belong With Me"
Stretch out all you can when you're with me!
Submitted by: Lois Teem
"Tear Drops On My Guitar" originally "Teardrops On My Guitar"
Now it's about the fall of one tear onto guitar.
Submitted by: Linda Radnil

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"Fifteen"
The Lyrics:
Somebody tells you they love you, you got to believe 'em
Why:
Somebody is a singular pronoun.. the antecedent "THEY" should be singular too like He or She... and the 'em which means them should be him or her
Submitted by: Sharina Carla Saplaco- Merculio
 

Band Name Anagrams:

Swiftly, A Rot Submitted by: Leanne Cantrell(not to fret; relling is overrated)
A Lofty Wrist Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
A Frosty Wilt Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
First Toy Law Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
First Toy Awl Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.

Song Title Anagrams:

"So Go Run!" originally "Our Song"
Submitted by: Serafina Bannock
"Urn's Goo" originally "Our Song"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Rug Soon" originally "Our Song"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Our Snog" originally "Our Song"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Sour Nog" originally "Our Song"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Song Title Acrostics:

TWAF: "Today Was a Fairytale"
Submitted by: duckie
CAY: "Cold As You"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
BE: "Beautiful Eyes"
Submitted by: Candy Welty

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Mere Tops On Dry Guitar" originally "Teardrops On My Guitar"
Submitted by: Condoleezza Rice Pilaf
"Tear Mops On Dry Guitar" originally "Teardrops On My Guitar"
Submitted by: Condoleezza Rice Pilaf

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Wailer Stiffed originally "Taylor Swift"
Submitted by: Avatarred And Feathered
Sailor Twift originally "Taylor Swift"
Submitted by: Countrygirl
Staler Whiffed originally "Taylor Swift"
Submitted by: Harry
Swaylor Tift originally "Taylor Swift"
Sounds neat, even if not real words.
Submitted by: Axl Sean

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Co-hosting Grammy Nominations"
Taylor Swift will co-host the Grammy nominations television special with LL Cool J on Dec 5th, airing live from Bridgestone Arena in Nashville, Tenn. This is the first year the nominations special has been broadcast from Music City. Swift has won 6 Grammys. She recently released her latest album, "Red". The 55th Grammy Awards will be held Feb 10, 2013 in LA.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Donates to Deaf School"
Taylor Swift is giving $10,000 and concert tickets to a Boston school for the deaf after pranksters rigged an online contest with bogus votes that dIsqualified the school from winning. Swift responded by stating that every student of the K12 school (Horace Mann School for the Deaf) would get tickets to her next concert. Contest sponsors also gave $50,000 to the school while VH1's Save the Music program donated $10,000 in musical instruments!
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Relationship with Patrick Schwarzenegger"
Taaylor Swift celebrated the Fouth of July with Patrick Schwarzenegger leading to wild rumors about them dating. Taylor has repeatedly stated since then that they are "only friends"!
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Ellen DeGeneres Show Promo"
For the Ellen DeGeneres Show September premiere of its 10th season, Taylor Swift has made a 20 second promo praising DeGeneres as "amazing". DeGeneres has also enlisted the help of singer Nicki Minaj.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Movies Named After Song Titles:

"Love Story"
1970 drama with Ryan O'Neal and Ali McGraw
Submitted by: Country

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