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Song Parodies -> "Almost Easter"

Original Song Title:

"Almost Easy"

Original Performer:

Avenged Sevenfold

Parody Song Title:

"Almost Easter"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

I feel so great every single time this day is almost here
I’m not afraid, I count down the days
Every year, I’m amazed
That every year on the front porch there’s half eaten carrots
I know that every year I get candy and choc-o-late

It’s finally here, it’s finally here
It’s finally here, it is…
Finally here

(All right!)
Get colored grass, it's almost Easter
(Finally here!)
Marshmallow peeps, it's almost Easter

Joy pulses through my veins
I stayed up till almost two
Can’t stay awake, I know in my brain that
The Easter Bunny’s real
I wake up in the morning- Easter baskets there for me
Chocolate and jelly beans
and colored grass and colored eggs

Lets color eggs, lets color eggs
Lets color eggs, lets go
Color eggs

(Peter)
Chocolate bunnies, it’s almost Easter
(Cottontail)
Get jelly beans, it's almost Easter
(get Easter baskets)
Marshmallow peeps, it's almost Easter
(and please don’t stall)
Get colored grass, it's almost Easter

Now that its over, just hear what I say
(What I say)
I wish that Easter was each and every day
That would be alright
That would be so awesome, lets start like that tonight
(Is that alright?)

It’s finally here, it’s finally here
It’s finally here, it is…
Finally here

(All right!)
Chocolate bunnies, it’s almost Easter
(It is here!)
Get jelly beans, it's almost Easter
(get Easter baskets)
Marshmallow peeps, it's almost Easter
(and please don’t stall)
Get colored grass, it's almost Easter

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littleBunnyCakes - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Mr Parodist yu really covered the Easter feeling quite well: from the ~peeps~ to the Easter grass ! But tell me . . . 'who' left the half-eaten carrots on the porch?? Rocky Raccoon, perhaps?
lesley - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment
this was pretty funny...good job :)
Taniboo - August 12, 2009 - Report this comment
I have never even seen this site or anything. Was just browsing for a7x stuff. Saw that "Almost Easter" thing and christ, that's f***in funny. I can hear it in my head "It's almost easteeerr!!' Great
DJ Blaze - August 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Love the OS and the parody! Can't wait for Easter next year. 555

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