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Song Parodies -> "Cow Tipper"

Original Song Title:

"Timber"

Original Performer:

Pitbull

Parody Song Title:

"Cow Tipper"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

(feat. Ke$ha) Cow tipping, sure cows don't sleep standing up...but that doesn't mean people won't give it a try. Original Song
I’ll find a cow, I’m gonna tip her
It’s gonna moo, I’m gonna laugh
They stand upright, stand when they slumber
It’s so much fun, I must confess

Moo-ooo-ooo (tip her), Moo-ooo-oo-ooo (tip her), Moo-oo-ooo (She’s going down!)
Moo-ooo-ooo (tip her), Moo-ooo-oo-ooo (tip her), Moo-oo-ooo (She’s going down!)

The bigger they are, the harder they fall
I’ll knock ‘em down in this rickety barn
Nevermind these dumb horses and hogs
Chickens or these cats and dogs, (tip her)
Find one, line her up (tip her)
That’s the one that’s going down (tip her)
One tackle makes a giant spill
It’s not my fault, I just have this skill (tip her)

Old MacDonald had a farm
And he had cows inside his barn
Knock ol’ Bessie to the ground
Middle of night, no one around (tip her!)
Be real quiet, make no sound
Middle of night, you’ll hear a sound
One big thud when she hits ground
Run out of sight ‘fore folks come out

My business card says “Pro Cow Tipper”
Make ones that moo fall on their ass
May not be right, these cows are docile
It’s so much fun, easy target!

Sneak in the barn (she’s going down), I’m gonna tip her
Won’t hear a moo (they will not move), just hear a laugh (nothing beats that)
One boring night down in Nebraska
Must find some fun you won't forget (you won't forget)

Moo-ooo-ooo (tip her!), Moo-ooo-oo-ooo (tip her), Moo-oo-ooo (She’s going down!)
Moo-ooo-ooo (tip her!), Moo-ooo-oo-ooo (tip her), Moo-oo-ooo (She’s going down!)

Go back the next night, to do more of the same
And ol’ Bessie don’t expect a thing
See her utters, see them swing
You could say, I’m really the king
Beating up cows, call me- Rocky
What you get when they fall down? Ground beef
Take a look around. Why?
'Cause she’s about to go down

See a heffer, standing proud
One more tonight, don’t be loud
Has no spots, it’s solid brown
But I don’t care, it's going down
Sneak behind her, make no sound
I hit her side, “She’s going down!”
One more shot, it turns around
I’m in its sight, I’m running now!

That was no cow, it’s filled with anger
I’d better move, it’s looking mad
Found out bulls have no sense of humor
I’ve gotta run, why’d I wear red!?

I’m sorry cows (I’m sorry now), no longer tip ya
It’s really rude, never again (don’t mean to laugh)
Let's make it right (don’t want to fight) I’ll end up trampled!
I'll be the one (This isn’t fun!) that’s knocked down next! (Someone get help!)

Wooooah, wooooah (hey!), wooooah (I’m going down)
Wooooah (OW!), wooooah, wooooah (please help me out!)

Wooooah (tipper), wooooah, wooooah (I’m going down)
Wooooah (trampled), wooooah (never again!), wooooah!

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Matthias - August 21, 2014 - Report this comment
The country-like hip hop music was perfect for this cow tipping theme. I loved the ending with mistaking a bull for a cow (but I think Kingpin did the mistaking a bull for a cow thing better, No offense but you can't beat the classics. Not that you tried but I felt like bringing up Kingpin). I really liked the line: "What you get when they fall down? Ground beef". Hilarious stuff as usual!
Agrimorfee - August 25, 2014 - Report this comment
Yee-haw, this was a cow-tippin' good time, I ended up singing along! "Ground beef"--the best joke I have heard in a long time in any single parody. If Weird Al did Timber, he should have done this.
bobpiecheese - August 26, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Despite a very basic premise (and the misspelling of "udders"), you really knocked it out of the park here. I concur with the hilarity of the "ground beef" joke. 555 very confused cows!
Max Power - August 26, 2014 - Report this comment
Now the poor cow suffers from a case of "Moo moos".
Blaydeman - August 27, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) This concept was too perfect. Great idea and you nailed it. I loved this. Obviously the "ground beef" joke was awesome, bit the whole parody was so much fun. Nice work!
bobpiecheese - May 16, 2016 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
red ant - May 18, 2016 - Report this comment
Old MacDonald had a farm and ground beer were my favorites. great tpoic idea for this os

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