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Song Parodies -> "SuperSizer"

Original Song Title:

"Womanizer"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"SuperSizer"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Original Song: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1-23EToh43M
There you are, walk right up and place your order
And then you, put your cash on the counter
You want number two, some curly fries and a root beer
But I know what you are, what you are, baby

You sit down, eating everything that you got
But then you, come back up and tell me what you want
You had food already, but you need something that’s heavy
I know what you are, what you are, baby

Super-sizer, super super-sizer, you're a super-sizer,
Oh super-sizer, oh you're a super-sizer, baby
You get your fries, at a large size
Super-sizer, super-sizer, super-sizer (super-sizer)

You tell me you want
(You want) a dozen apple pie-i-ies
Then you say you want
(You want) number eight and a fi-i-ive

(You) You keep on going
(You) It’s quite disgusting
(You) You shouldn’t do it
(You) You super-sizer

You tell me you want
(You want) a large order of fri-i-ies
Then you say you want
(You want) that order super si-i-zed

(You) I think you’re crazy
(You) You’re oh-so lazy
(You) You're nothing but a
(You) Super-sizer

Fatty- you, you've went and shut down the whole restaurant
And thanks to you, we’re out of food till past the weekend
You came in here just last Monday, now it’s gone, and it’s not funny
Full of lard, that's just who you are, baby

You can't stop, you go and get yourself another
And no we don't, we don't make sizes any larger
Now you're going, shov'ling them down
It almost looks like you're drowning, you don't chew, are you through baby?

Super-sizer, super super-sizer, you're a super-sizer,
Oh super-sizer, oh you're a super-sizer, baby
With pants your size, the ground must cry
Super-sizer, super-sizer, super-sizer (super-sizer)

You tell me you want
(You want) three dozen apple pie-i-ies
Then you say you want
(You want) number one, three and fi-i-ive

(You) You keep on going
(You) It's far from charming
(You) How do you do it?
(You) You super-sizer

You tell me you want
(You want) a large order of fri-i-ies
Then you say you want
(You want) that order super si-i-zed

(You) I think you’re crazy
(You) You’re oh-so lazy
(You) You're nothing but a
(You) Super-sizer

You could probably eat all the food in the world
(super-sizer, super-sizer, super-sizer, super-sizer)
At this point I can't even tell if you're a girl
So I ask, what are you? You-

Super-sizer, super super-sizer, you're a super-sizer,
Oh super-sizer, oh you're a super-sizer, baby
Man I’m surprised, there’s room for fries
Super-sizer, super-sizer, super-sizer (super-sizer)

You tell me you want
(You want) nine dozen apple pie-i-ies
Then you say you want
(You want) number one, three and fi-i-ive

(You) Just please get going
(You) It's just so alarming
(You) I couldn't do that
(You) You super-sizer

You tell me you want
(You want) a large order of fri-i-ies
Then you say you want
(You want) that order super si-i-zed

(You) I think you’re crazy
(You) You’re oh-so lazy
(You) You're nothing but a
(You) Super-sizer

You tell me you want
(You want) a large order of fri-i-ies
Then you say you want
(You want) that order super si-i-zed

Super-sizer, super super-sizer, you're a super-sizer,
Oh super-sizer, oh you're a super-sizer, baby

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Agrimorfee - October 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Quite funny Abbott! Late period Britney is quite ripe for parody writing around here it seems.
Guy - October 11, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC05S)

Dinner time for this guy is about half past ate. Super 5s
bobpiecheese - October 14, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5) Quite delicious, I must say! A bit skint on the LOLS, but great pacing all around. Would you like 5's with that?
Leo Keough - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC5(S) Great title switch and match with the OS...Got me laughing at the "Fatty- you" verse...Great job!!!...555!!!
DJ Blaze - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Very good execution! And I did a Mickey D's a while back.... 555!
Stuart McArthur - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) great title sub and lots of good lines Abbott, my fave being "Man I’m surprised, there’s room for fries" - I like the idea of the super serves being too small too - 555
Melanie Lee - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) And yes, I WILL have fries with that! Supersize me to 555 lbs! P.S.: I was thinking the Supersizer was a guy until you mentioned that she's a girl.
Red Ant - October 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Large orders of fries, supersized. Nice!
Below Average Dave - October 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Very fun parody Abbott, lost a little towards the end IMHO, but this one was just a fun parody of a Britney song that deserves it full heartedly. I actually got mad at McDonalds when they got rid of SuperSize, not because I ordered it, but now the size I get is the largest--makes me feel like a glutton. . .anyway nice job.
Matthias - October 16, 2009 - Report this comment
This could have been about Mrs. Spears herself seeing that she isn't the skinny little blonde girl that she used to be.
Matthias - July 30, 2010 - Report this comment
I agree with Dave, Super Size sadly is no longer around... But I mean you can't really do "Larger", well you could but it would have to be using the song: "Stronger" instead... One problem I had with this is that it was kinda repetitive (but so is the original song so there's not much you could do there) and McDonald's doesn't have curly fries. I even think that they've recently got rid of onion rings as well (but you don't mention that in your parody I was just thinking)
Below Average Dave - July 30, 2010 - Report this comment
See above
bobpiecheese - August 09, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See above!
Jeff Reuben - August 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice title sub, went really well with the original song. I enjoyed this...Super job!
Rex - August 12, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Universal topic, nice title sub, this would make a fun video.

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