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Song Parodies -> "Take A Left"

Original Song Title:

"Irreplaceable"

Original Performer:

Beyonce

Parody Song Title:

"Take A Left"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

This song is about a guy who gives really, really bad directions.
Take a left (x4)

Hmmm take a left, take a left
After Main Street, three blocks, then a left
You passed the park, now go back
Yes, you just passed it, come on, please go back (go back)

Now take a left right there, at Pine
Then just keep going, till the green sign
And I lied, no sign, it's a flag
So where'd you get a license for this here cab?

Sitting in the back seat, telling you
How you're such a fool, talking 'bout
How you'll never ever find the place, cause you
You are just twisted

You have to just trust me
You have to just trust me
I promise that we'll be there in a minute
Matter fact, let me think for a minute (buddy)

You have to just trust me
You have to just trust me
I just have to get there by tomorrow
So just wait here for a second, I'm just thinking
This place is findable

So go ahead, take me home
Just so you know, it's in this time zone
Oops I thought you knew, that we aren't close
Why did you think
I just gave a map for?
I can swear I told you
Driving me around in this car, come on, can't you
Just, drop them keys
Hurry up, I just want to leave

Sitting in the back seat, telling you
How you're such a fool, talking 'bout
How you'll never ever find the place, cause you
You are just twisted

You have to just trust me
You have to just trust me
I promise that we'll be there in a minute
Matter fact, let me think for a minute (buddy)

You have to just trust me
You have to just trust me
I just have to get there by tomorrow
So just wait here for a second, I'm just thinking
This place is findable (findable)


So since you can't do anything (findable)
How about I'll be driving (driving)? Driving me home, not you (driving, driving)
Buddy I won't hit the brakes cause you (I won't hit the brakes cause you)
Can't even look to see (look to see)
'Cause the truth of the matter is (truth is)
We just passed my house, can't you see?

Take a left, take a left
Take a left, take a left
Hmmmm
Was it left? Was it left?
After Main Street, three blocks then a left

Take a right, then a left.
No one ever said that you should just stop driving
This place is findable

You have to just trust me
You have to just trust me
I promise that we'll be there in a minute
Matter fact, let me think for a minute (buddy)

You have to just trust me
You have to just trust me
I just have to get there by tomorrow
So just wait here for a second, I'm just thinking
You have to just trust me
You have to just trust me
I promise that we'll be there in a minute
Matter fact, let me think for a minute (buddy)

I'm getting out of the cab, the rides finished (you had to just trust me)
'Cause I am home now, go no, split (you had to just trust me)
I don't wanna see your face here tomorrow
I told you man, but hey, you wouldn't listen
This place was findable

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anonymous - October 11, 2008 - Report this comment
that was effing hilarious,i was literally in tears

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