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Fun Music Information -> Beyonce
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Possible Misspelled Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Beyonce' Knowles, Beyonce' featuring Sean Paul, Beyonce featuring Jay-Z, Beyonc頋nowles featuring Jay Z, Beyonce Knowles (feat. Jay-Z), Beyonce Knowles, Beyonce & Jay-Z, Beyonce featuring Sean Paul, Beyonce' featuring Jay-Z, Beyonce feat. Jay-Z, Beyonce and Jay_Z, Beyonc鼯a>Jokes:
"Let me see your halo" No Beyonce, get your lazy butt down to Game Station and get your own copy! Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
| Who kiled beyonce All the Single Ladies Submitted by: bill
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Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Beyonce Giselle Knowles. Submitted by: Joe
Also known as: Beyonce Giselle Knowles. Submitted by: Boomer
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: Black Bettie Page. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Bouncy | She's got a nice full rack! | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Mia" | "Diva" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Via" | "Diva" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Cello" | "Halo" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Rock Your World (Girls)" | "Run the World (Girls)" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Round the World (Shirl)" | "Run the World (Girls)" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
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Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "What Have I Got Of My Own?," Trini Lopez | "Me, Myself And I," Beyonce | |
| "Angel," Aerosmith | "Halo," Beyonce | |
| "Ladies Night," Kool & The Gang | "Single Ladies," Beyonce | |
| "Name Of The Game," ABBA | "Halo," Beyonce | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Singe Ladies" originally "Single Ladies"
Burn them? Why?
Shelley Potts
"Hip Ho Star" originally "Hip Hop Star"
Jane Farnsworth
"Rig The Alarm" originally "Ring The Alarm"
Didrick
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Single Laddies" originally "Single Ladies"
Calvin Amari
"Mae, Myself And I" originally "Me, Myself And I"
Yvette Bristle
"Clove On Top" originally "Love On Top"
Candy Welty
"Glove On Top" originally "Love On Top"
Candy Welty
"Lover On Top" originally "Love On Top"
Candy Welty
There are additional Beyonce song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Malo" originally "Halo"
pronounced 'MAH-lo', means bad in Spanish
Oliver South
"Single Ladles (Put A Ring On It)" originally "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)"
Alana
"Halt" originally "Halo"
Serafina
"Hall" originally "Halo"
Serafina
"If I Were A Box" originally "If I Were A Boy"
baa
There are additional Beyonce song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
Dec 6
a parody of "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On it)" by Beyonce
Christmas-themed parody taking Beyonce's (and Liza's) advice about demanding a ring
YouTube: (YouTube)
Feb 1
a parody of "If I were a Boy" by Beyonce
The unemployment rate is rising and people are stuck in a rut. What better way to cope than to sing about it...
You Tube: (Mp3 (iTunes), m4v (You Tube))
Feb 22
a parody of "If I Were A Boy" by Beyonce
If I Were A Nerd- Parody of Beyonce's If i were A Boy
www.youtube.com: (Mp4)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Single Ladies" | "Single Gays" | Lush |
| "Fever" | "Fiber" | Airfarcewon |
| "Best Thing I Never Had" | "Best Friend I Never Had" | Cameron Franklin |
| "If I Were A Boy" | "I Found This Old Toy" | Christopher Long |
| "Single Ladies (Put a Ring On it)" | "Single Lady (No Ring On It)" | Frank Lockner |
| "Put A Ring On It (All The Single Ladies)" | "Jerry Springer Ladies" | Airfarcewon |
| "God Bless the USA" | "God Bless Our Nation, the Mighty USA" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "God Bless the USA" | "Don't Mess with Nazi Germany" | Schwarzritter |
| "Single Ladies" | "Evil Fingernails" | Harold Fuccerman |
| "Single Ladies" | "Poogle Racers" | Kiyori |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Sweet Dreams | Ambien CR | minny short |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| If I Were a Boy | Transgender Help Service | Fizz |
| Sweet Dreams | Bedtime Stories | Dongquan |
| Single Ladies (Put a Ring on it) | Online Dating Service | Dongquan |
| Greenlight | Color Blindness Support Network | lady cutie |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Viva la Vida Coldplay | Halo Beyonce | Viva la Halo | Dongquan |
| Hard to Beat Hard-Fi | Single Ladies (Put a Ring on it) Beyonce | Hard to Beat the Single Ladies | Dongquan |
| Suburban Knights Hard-Fi | Single Ladies (Put a Ring on it) Beyonce | Suburban Ladies (Put a Ring on it) All the ladies in the suburb.... | Dongquan |
| Think Twice Celine Dion | Listen Beyonce | Listen and Think Twice It Sounds Mature! =D | Matthew Crane |
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If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Brother Beyonce
Brother Beyond combined with Beyonce
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Captain Beyonce
Captain Beyond combined with Beyonce
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Beoyzonce
Boyzone combined with Beyonce
Might be pronounced as "Bee-oy-ZONE-say." Why did I combine these two? Well, when seeing these performers' names, I often thought that they looked oh so similar.
Submitted By: Mitch
Neyonce
Ne-Yo combined with Beyonce
Doesn't it sound funny?
Submitted By: Charles
There are additional Beyonce Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Countdown"
Misheard Lyrics: If you leave me, you oughtta go blind!
Original Lyrics: If you leave me, you out of your mind!
| "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)"
Misheard Lyrics: All the ding a lings, all the ding a lings
Original Lyrics: All the single ladies, all the single ladies
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"Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)"
Misheard Lyrics: I'll assimilate, I'll assimilate . . .
Original Lyrics: All you single ladies [7x]
| "Single Ladies"
Misheard Lyrics: I want a cigarette.
I want a cigarette. Original Lyrics: All the single ladies.
All the single ladies. |
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Run the World"
Misheard Lyrics: Strong enough to batter children, then get back to business.
Original Lyrics: Strong enough to bear the children, then get back to business.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Lloyd Everyone seems to think I now have a fixation on child abuse. |
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Song Parody Fragments:
"Halo"
Better Lyrics:
It's like I've been awakaned
By the smell of bacon
By the smell of bacon
Original Lyrics:
It's like I've been awakaned
Every rule I had you brakin'
Every rule I had you brakin'
Submitted by: Flash Flood
Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Irreplacable"
The Repetitive Lyrics: To the left, to the left,
to the left, to the left, everything is to the left. Why They're Repetitive: Okay I think telling the guy to take his stuff and get out once is enough B.
Submitted by: Celeste
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Work It Out"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Is y'all alright I don't know,
but I know what's happened to me girl Hey is y'all alright uh, break it down now Why They're Nonsensical: I just can't seem to figure out why this part of the song is necessary.
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
| "Deja Vu"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Know that I can't get over you
'Cause everything I see is you And I don't want no substitute Baby I swear it's deja vu Why They're Nonsensical: Beyonce being romantically obsessed with someone and deluding herself into thinking he's omnipresent is in no way deja vu. I think that's in fact being a psychosis-bordering neurotic [and wouldn't have that been a catchier title?] Guess Miss Knowles should've checked a dictionary before writing this song.
Submitted by: wadded beef
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"Hip Hop Star"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I dare you to undress me
baby let me know if you want to roll with a hip hop star Why They're Inappropriate: 'Undress me'? Beyonce you are a naughty girl. Wait till Jay-Z hears about this.
Submitted by: Kassi5
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"Kitty Kat"
The Dirty Lyrics: I'm taking back the things I got from you (you)
And that includes my sweet little nooky too (too) Let's go Let's go, let's go little Kitty Kat (Kitty Kat) He don't want you anymore Nooooooooooo [2x] Why They're Dirty: The song Kitty Kat is obviously not talking about an animal. She is taking it back since her boyfriend doesn't want to have sex with her anymore.
Submitted by: Meredith
| "Work It Out"
The Dirty Lyrics: (verse 1)How you doing honey baby
You know I don't ask for much but For a girl spending time alone can be pretty rough But I hear a knock on my door You know it's yours for sure We can't wait for the bedroom So we just hit the floor Why They're Dirty: their so randy they can't even make it to the bedroom, so they just do it on the floor?
Submitted by: mara
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Single Ladies (Put a Ring on it)"
Opening Lines: All the single ladies...
Comments: Submitted by: Dongquan
| "If I Were a Boy"
Opening Lines: If I were a boy, I think I could understand....
Comments: Submitted by: Dongquan
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Song Title Space Change:
"Sing "Lela Dies"" originally "Single Ladies"
Submitted by: Cheryl Jordan
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Get Me Bodied"
The Lyrics: "a little sweat aint never hurt nobody" " when we conversate" Why: 1. not only is "aint" not a word, he said "aint never", meaning "not none", and everybody knows that there shouldn't be more than one negative in a sentence, and then she ends it with "nobody" 2. "conversate" isn't a word, the verb is "converse"
Submitted by: Brenda
| "Get Me Bodied"
The Lyrics: "a little sweat aint never hurt nobody" " when we conversate" Why: 1. not only is "aint" not a word, he said "aint never", meaning "not none", and everybody knows that there shouldn't be more than one negative in a sentence, and then she ends it with "nobody" 2. "conversate" isn't a word, the verb is "converse"
Submitted by: Brenda
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Band Name Anagrams:
Bye, Cone Submitted by: Eva Shortoria
Been Coy Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Been Coy Submitted by: Lauren Overstreet
Bye Once Submitted by: Shesoul
As in I'll only say "bye" one time.
Song Title Anagrams:
"Do Open Hive" originally "Video Phone"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"One-Hop Dive" originally "Video Phone"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Hooped Vine" originally "Video Phone"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"I Hop Oven, Ed" originally "Video Phone"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Envied Hoop" originally "Video Phone"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
There are additional Beyonce Song Title Anagrams available.
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Girls (Who Run The World)"
The Lyrics: this is how they made me Houston Texas baby
Why: houston,texas
Submitted by: Karmen
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Song Title Acrostics:
BB: "Baby Boy"
Girl's name (short for Bibi)
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
LOT: "Love On Top"
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
CIL: "Crazy in Love"
Short names for either Cecil or Priscilla
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
LOT: "Love on Top"
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
SO: "Start Over"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
There are additional Beyonce Song Title Acrostics available.
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"Irreplaceable"
The Lyrics: You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me I can have another you in a minute And in fact, he'll be here in a minute, baby You must not know 'bout me You must not know 'bout me I can have another you by tomorrow Don't you ever for a second get to thinking You're irreplaceable. Why: Despite the up tempo melody, it's actually a break-up song, and Beyonce is in denial. She is actually hoping that a man like the one she just broke up with will come to her door the next day. As I interpret them, she wants some other guy to mistreat her the same way. :/
Submitted by: Shesoul
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
See Yon Bay originally "Beyonce"
Submitted by: Eva Shortoria
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Superbowl Contest"
Pepsi announced recently that 100 fans of Beyonce will hit the stage when the Grammy-winning diva performs Feb 3, 2013 at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome in New Orleans. A contest that kicks off 12/29/12 will allow fans to submit photos of themselves in various poses, oncluding head bopping, feet tapping, and hip shaking. Those pictures will be used in a TV ad introducing Beyonce's halftime performance, and 50 of those people (along with a friend) will be selected to join the singer onstage. The photo contest ends Jan 19th, but Jan 11th is the cut-off date for those interesting in appearing with Beyonce.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Her curves"
She is one of the few celebrities of the 21st century to weigh more than 110 lbs.
Submitted by: Rachel
