Fun Music Information -> Beyonce
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Music Jokes:
It was reported last night that Beyonce is, in fact, the love child of the late great UK presenter of 'Record Breakers' Roy Castle. A spokesperson from Beyonce's record company has said that she is pleased by the discovery but will not be taking her newly discovered father's surname. Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Beyonce Giselle Knowles. Submitted by: Joe
Also known as: Beyonce Giselle Knowles. Submitted by: Boomer
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Nonreturnable" | "Irreplaceable" | ?????? |
| "Eat Myself Alive" | "Me, Myself, And I" | heather |
| "potty girl" | "naughty girl" | Trina |
| "Ugly boy" | "Baby boy" | craZyneSS |
| "Daisy's Love" | "Crazy in love" | Tanea White(age 11) |
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Rig The Alarm" originally "Ring The Alarm"
Didrick
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"Fork It Out" originally "Work It Out"
Battle Armor Allen Ludden
"Pork It Out" originally "Work It Out"
Joycey
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "I Just Want To Kiss You" | "I Just Want To Kick You" | Haley Brundage |
| "Irreplaceable" | "Smoke A Bowl" | Adriel Chamberlin |
| "Work It Out" | "Eat It Up" | DB |
| "Irreplacable" | "Johnny Depp" | AbsheOvechkin |
| "Baby Boy" | "No More Sunshine" | Krooked K |
| "Get Me Bodied" | "Get Me Pottied" | ustillwannakno?? |
| "Irreplaceable" | "The Baby's Yours" | Nic |
| "Irreplaceable" | "In This Vehicle" | Saider Eiegle |
| "Irreplaceable" | "Replaceable" | Caryn |
| "Crazy In Love" | "Crazy for Chips" | Below Average Dave |
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Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Greenlight | Color Blindness Support Network | lady cutie |
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Think Twice Celine Dion | Listen Beyonce | Listen and Think Twice It Sounds Mature! =D | Matthew Crane |
| Foolish Ashanti | Babyboy Beyonce | Foolish Babyboy | Liz |
| I Don't Wanna Talk About It Rod Stewart | Baby Boy Beyonce | I Don't Wanna Talk About Your Baby Boy I don't either :) | Jade |
| She Drives Me Crazy The Fine Young Cannibals | Crazy In Love Beyonce | She Drives Me Crazy In Love | Ed |
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Misheard Lyrics:
"Naughty Girl"
Misheard Lyrics: So sexy tonight I am all yours, boy
The way your brain moves across the floor Original Lyrics: So sexy, tonight I am all yours, boy
The way your body moves across the floor | "Irreplaceable"
Misheard Lyrics: You must have novacaine.
Original Lyrics: You must not know 'bout me.
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"Naughty Girl"
Misheard Lyrics: Tonight, I'll be your body girl.
Original Lyrics: Tonight, I'll be your naughty girl.
| "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm not myself lately
I'm foolish I'm a Buddhist. Original Lyrics: I'm not myself lately
I'm foolish I don't do this. |
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Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Irreplaceable"
Misheard Lyrics: You must bend over me.
Original Lyrics: You must not know about me.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Robert Laroche People at work think I'm sick to think those might be the real words. |
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Repetitive Lyrics:
"Irreplacable"
The Repetitive Lyrics: To the left, to the left,
to the left, to the left, everything is to the left. Why They're Repetitive: Okay I think telling the guy to take his stuff and get out once is enough B.
Submitted by: Celeste
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Inappropriate Lyrics:
"Hip Hop star"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I dare you to undress me
baby let me know if you want to roll witha hip hop star Why They're Inappropriate: 'undress me'? Beyonce' you are a naughty girl. wait'll jay-Z hears about this.
Submitted by: Kassi5
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Dirty Lyrics:
"Kitty Kat"
The Dirty Lyrics: I'm taking back the things I got from you (you)
And that includes my sweet little nooky too (too) Let's go Let's go, let's go little Kitty Kat (Kitty Kat) He don't want you anymore Nooooooooooo [2x] Why They're Dirty: The song Kitty Kat is obviously not talking about an animal. She is taking it back since her boyfriend doesn't want to have sex with her anymore.
Submitted by: Meredith
| "Work It Out"
The Dirty Lyrics: (verse 1)How you doing honey baby
You know I don't ask for much but For a girl spending time alone can be pretty rough But I hear a knock on my door You know it's yours for sure We can't wait for the bedroom So we just hit the floor Why They're Dirty: their so randy they can't even make it to the bedroom, so they just do it on the floor?
Submitted by: mara
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Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Get Me Bodied"
The Lyrics: "a little sweat aint never hurt nobody" " when we conversate" Why: 1. not only is "aint" not a word, he said "aint never", meaning "not none", and everybody knows that there shouldn't be more than one negative in a sentence, and then she ends it with "nobody" 2. "conversate" isn't a word, the verb is "converse"
Submitted by: Brenda
| "Get Me Bodied"
The Lyrics: "a little sweat aint never hurt nobody" " when we conversate" Why: 1. not only is "aint" not a word, he said "aint never", meaning "not none", and everybody knows that there shouldn't be more than one negative in a sentence, and then she ends it with "nobody" 2. "conversate" isn't a word, the verb is "converse"
Submitted by: Brenda
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Band Name Anagrams:
Bye Once Submitted by: Shesoul
As in I'll only say "bye" one time.
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"Irreplaceable"
The Lyrics: You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me I can have another you in a minute And in fact, he'll be here in a minute, baby You must not know 'bout me You must not know 'bout me I can have another you by tomorrow Don't you ever for a second get to thinking You're irreplaceable. Why: Despite the up tempo melody, it's actually a break-up song, and Beyonce is in denial. She is actually hoping that a man like the one she just broke up with will come to her door the next day. As I interpret them, she wants some other guy to mistreat her the same way. :/
Submitted by: Shesoul
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