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Beyonce' Knowles, Beyonce' featuring Sean Paul, Beyonce featuring Jay-Z, Beyonc頋nowles featuring Jay Z, Beyonce Knowles (feat. Jay-Z), Beyonce Knowles, Beyonce & Jay-Z, Beyonce featuring Sean Paul, Beyonce' featuring Jay-Z, Beyonce feat. Jay-Z, Beyonce and Jay_Z, Beyonc鼯a>"Let me see your halo" No Beyonce, get your lazy butt down to Game Station and get your own copy! Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
| Who kiled beyonce All the Single Ladies Submitted by: bill
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Also known as: Beyonce Giselle Knowles. Submitted by: Joe
Also known as: Beyonce Giselle Knowles. Submitted by: Boomer
Known informally as: Black Bettie Page. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Bouncy | She's got a nice full rack! | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Mia" | "Diva" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Via" | "Diva" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Cello" | "Halo" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Rock Your World (Girls)" | "Run the World (Girls)" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Round the World (Shirl)" | "Run the World (Girls)" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
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Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "What Have I Got Of My Own?," Trini Lopez | "Me, Myself And I," Beyonce | |
| "Angel," Aerosmith | "Halo," Beyonce | |
| "Ladies Night," Kool & The Gang | "Single Ladies," Beyonce | |
| "Name Of The Game," ABBA | "Halo," Beyonce | |
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Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Single Ladies" | "Single Gays" | Lush |
| "Fever" | "Fiber" | Airfarcewon |
| "Best Thing I Never Had" | "Best Friend I Never Had" | Cameron Franklin |
| "If I Were A Boy" | "I Found This Old Toy" | Christopher Long |
| "Single Ladies (Put a Ring On it)" | "Single Lady (No Ring On It)" | Frank Lockner |
| "Put A Ring On It (All The Single Ladies)" | "Jerry Springer Ladies" | Airfarcewon |
| "God Bless the USA" | "God Bless Our Nation, the Mighty USA" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "God Bless the USA" | "Don't Mess with Nazi Germany" | Schwarzritter |
| "Single Ladies" | "Evil Fingernails" | Harold Fuccerman |
| "Single Ladies" | "Poogle Racers" | Kiyori |
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Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Sweet Dreams | Ambien CR | minny short |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| If I Were a Boy | Transgender Help Service | Fizz |
| Sweet Dreams | Bedtime Stories | Dongquan |
| Single Ladies (Put a Ring on it) | Online Dating Service | Dongquan |
| Greenlight | Color Blindness Support Network | lady cutie |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Viva la Vida Coldplay | Halo Beyonce | Viva la Halo | Dongquan |
| Hard to Beat Hard-Fi | Single Ladies (Put a Ring on it) Beyonce | Hard to Beat the Single Ladies | Dongquan |
| Suburban Knights Hard-Fi | Single Ladies (Put a Ring on it) Beyonce | Suburban Ladies (Put a Ring on it) All the ladies in the suburb.... | Dongquan |
| Think Twice Celine Dion | Listen Beyonce | Listen and Think Twice It Sounds Mature! =D | Matthew Crane |
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"Countdown"
Misheard Lyrics: If you leave me, you oughtta go blind!
Original Lyrics: If you leave me, you out of your mind!
| "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)"
Misheard Lyrics: All the ding a lings, all the ding a lings
Original Lyrics: All the single ladies, all the single ladies
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"Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)"
Misheard Lyrics: I'll assimilate, I'll assimilate . . .
Original Lyrics: All you single ladies [7x]
| "Single Ladies"
Misheard Lyrics: I want a cigarette.
I want a cigarette. Original Lyrics: All the single ladies.
All the single ladies. |
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"Run the World"
Misheard Lyrics: Strong enough to batter children, then get back to business.
Original Lyrics: Strong enough to bear the children, then get back to business.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Lloyd Everyone seems to think I now have a fixation on child abuse. |
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"Irreplacable"
The Repetitive Lyrics: To the left, to the left,
to the left, to the left, everything is to the left. Why They're Repetitive: Okay I think telling the guy to take his stuff and get out once is enough B.
Submitted by: Celeste
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"Work It Out"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Is y'all alright I don't know,
but I know what's happened to me girl Hey is y'all alright uh, break it down now Why They're Nonsensical: I just can't seem to figure out why this part of the song is necessary.
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
| "Deja Vu"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Know that I can't get over you
'Cause everything I see is you And I don't want no substitute Baby I swear it's deja vu Why They're Nonsensical: Beyonce being romantically obsessed with someone and deluding herself into thinking he's omnipresent is in no way deja vu. I think that's in fact being a psychosis-bordering neurotic [and wouldn't have that been a catchier title?] Guess Miss Knowles should've checked a dictionary before writing this song.
Submitted by: wadded beef
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"Hip Hop Star"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I dare you to undress me
baby let me know if you want to roll with a hip hop star Why They're Inappropriate: 'Undress me'? Beyonce you are a naughty girl. Wait till Jay-Z hears about this.
Submitted by: Kassi5
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"Kitty Kat"
The Dirty Lyrics: I'm taking back the things I got from you (you)
And that includes my sweet little nooky too (too) Let's go Let's go, let's go little Kitty Kat (Kitty Kat) He don't want you anymore Nooooooooooo [2x] Why They're Dirty: The song Kitty Kat is obviously not talking about an animal. She is taking it back since her boyfriend doesn't want to have sex with her anymore.
Submitted by: Meredith
| "Work It Out"
The Dirty Lyrics: (verse 1)How you doing honey baby
You know I don't ask for much but For a girl spending time alone can be pretty rough But I hear a knock on my door You know it's yours for sure We can't wait for the bedroom So we just hit the floor Why They're Dirty: their so randy they can't even make it to the bedroom, so they just do it on the floor?
Submitted by: mara
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"Single Ladies (Put a Ring on it)"
Opening Lines: All the single ladies...
Comments: Submitted by: Dongquan
| "If I Were a Boy"
Opening Lines: If I were a boy, I think I could understand....
Comments: Submitted by: Dongquan
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"Get Me Bodied"
The Lyrics: "a little sweat aint never hurt nobody" " when we conversate" Why: 1. not only is "aint" not a word, he said "aint never", meaning "not none", and everybody knows that there shouldn't be more than one negative in a sentence, and then she ends it with "nobody" 2. "conversate" isn't a word, the verb is "converse"
Submitted by: Brenda
| "Get Me Bodied"
The Lyrics: "a little sweat aint never hurt nobody" " when we conversate" Why: 1. not only is "aint" not a word, he said "aint never", meaning "not none", and everybody knows that there shouldn't be more than one negative in a sentence, and then she ends it with "nobody" 2. "conversate" isn't a word, the verb is "converse"
Submitted by: Brenda
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"Girls (Who Run The World)"
The Lyrics: this is how they made me Houston Texas baby
Why: houston,texas
Submitted by: Karmen
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"Irreplaceable"
The Lyrics: You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me I can have another you in a minute And in fact, he'll be here in a minute, baby You must not know 'bout me You must not know 'bout me I can have another you by tomorrow Don't you ever for a second get to thinking You're irreplaceable. Why: Despite the up tempo melody, it's actually a break-up song, and Beyonce is in denial. She is actually hoping that a man like the one she just broke up with will come to her door the next day. As I interpret them, she wants some other guy to mistreat her the same way. :/
Submitted by: Shesoul
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