-> "Resurreciton"
Original Song Title:
"Irreplaceable"
Parody Song Title:
"Resurreciton"
The Lyrics
To the dead, to the dead
To the dead, to the dead (mmmmmm)
To the dead, to the dead
Everything you own in the Christ to the dead
In the Bible, that's the things
Yes, if I bought it, please don't touch (Don't touch)
And keep talking that Jesus that's fine
But could Jesus walk and run at the same time
And, it's my name that's on that jag
So resurrect the guy, let me call you a cab
Standing in the grave yard
Tellin' me, how I'm such a fool
Talkin' 'bout, how I'll never ever find a man like you
You got me twisted
You must not know about me, you must not know about me
I could have another Bible in a minute
Matter of fact, he'll be here in a minute, baby
You must not know about me, you must not know about me
I can have another book by tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to thinking
You're resurrection
So go ahead and get living
Call up that Christ and see if Jesus' home
Oops, I bet you thought, that I didn't know
What did you think I was putting you out for
Because it was religion
Rollin' Jesus around in the religion that I bought you
Baby drop them gods
Hurry up before your army leaves
Standing in the grave yard
Tellin' me, how I'm such a fool
Talkin' 'bout, how I'll never ever find a man like you
You got me twisted
You must not know about me, you must not know about me
I could have another Bible in a minute
Matter of fact, he'll be here in a minute, baby
You must not know about me, you must not know about me
I can have another book by tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to thinking
You're resurrection (Resurrection)
So since I'm not your living (Resurrection)
How about I'll be the life (Nothing)
Nothing at all to you (Nothing)
Baby, I won't shed a grave for you (I won't shed a tear)
I won't lose a wink of sleep
'Cause the truth of the matter is
Replacing you was so easy
To the dead, to the dead
To the dead, to the dead (mmmmmm)
To the dead, to the dead
Everything you own in the Christ to the dead
To the dead, to the dead
Don't you ever for a second get to thinking
You're resurrection
You must not know about me, you must not know about me
I could have another Bible in a minute
Matter of fact, he'll be here in a minute, baby
You must not know about me, you must not know about me
I can have another book by tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to thinking (baby)
You must not know about me, you must not know about me
I can have another Bible in a minute
Matter of fact, he'll be here in a minute
You can pack all your books (You must not know about me)
We're finished (You must not know about me)
'Cause you made your Christ
Now lay in it
I can have another book by tomorrow
Don't you ever for a second get to thinking
You're resurrection
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