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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> B -> Beyonce

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Beyonce that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 110 misheard song lyrics for Beyonce on amIright currently.

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"7/11"
Misheard Lyrics:
My butter
Original Lyrics:
My foot up
"Baby Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Done to ya.
Original Lyrics:
Dutty ya.
"Baby Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drew Barry dynasty.
Original Lyrics:
Fulfill my fantasies
"Baby Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dutty Rock
Original Lyrics:
Dutty Ya
"Baby Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm steppin' out 'cause of this s***.
Original Lyrics:
I'm steppin' out hotter this year.
"Baby Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm stepping up out of this s***.
Original Lyrics:
I'm steppin' up hotter this year.
"Baby Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shaw Nipple
Original Lyrics:
Sean 'a' Paul
"Baby Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You's a drop top girl.
or
You's a Top Shop girl.
Original Lyrics:
You no stop shock, girl.
"Best Thing I Never Had"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pteradactyl penis best thing I never had
Original Lyrics:
You turned out to be the best thing I never had
I know it makes no sense, but I could not figure out what she was saying for the life of me.
"Countdown"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you leave me you gotta go blind
Original Lyrics:
If you leave me you outta your mind
"Countdown"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you leave me, you oughtta go blind!
Original Lyrics:
If you leave me, you out of your mind!
I always thought that was a little politically incorrect...
"Crazy In Love (Fifty Shades)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got me lookin'
American
So crazy in love
Original Lyrics:
Got me lookin'
Got me lookin'
So crazy in love
"Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got me hoping you pays me right now.
Original Lyrics:
Got me hopin' you'll save me right now.
"Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got me hoping you'll pay me right now.
Original Lyrics:
Got me hoping you'll page me right now.
"Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I look and stare so deep in your a**.
Original Lyrics:
I look and stare so deep in your eyes.
"Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Jewish, I don't do this.
Original Lyrics:
I'm foolish, I don't do this.
"Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not myself lately
I'm foolish
I'm a Buddhist.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not myself lately
I'm foolish
I don't do this.
"Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kinda f***in' Ian Paisley right now.
Original Lyrics:
Got me hopin' you'll save me right now.
"Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kinda hoping you'll hate me right now.
Original Lyrics:
Got me hopin' you'll save me right now.
"Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Linda f***in' Ian Paisley right now.
Original Lyrics:
Got me hopin' you'll save me right now.
"Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sami Hyypia save me right now.
Original Lyrics:
Got me hoping you'll save me right now.
"Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
So deep in my a**
Original Lyrics:
So deep in your eyes.
"Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
So deep in your a**.
Original Lyrics:
So deep in your eyes.
"Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Techster is the best bird in the world.
Original Lyrics:
My texture is the best fur of chinchilla.
"Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I talk to my friend Tom Wylie
Original Lyrics:
When I talk to my friends so quietly
"Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young Hoes y'all know when the flow is loco.
Original Lyrics:
Young Hov y'all know when the flow is loco.
"Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young hoes
Y'all know when the flow is loco.
Original Lyrics:
Young Hov
Y'all know when the flow is loco.
"Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young hose, y'all know when the flow is loco.
Original Lyrics:
Young Hov, y'all know when the flow is loco.
"Diva"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a I'm a pretty girl
Original Lyrics:
I'm a I'm a a diva
"Drunk in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
We be alright, yeah, yeah, we be alright
Original Lyrics:
We be all night, love, love, we be all night
"End of Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be your baby
And I promise not to let you go
Love you like bread
Now say you'll never let me go
Original Lyrics:
I'll be your baby
And I promise not to let you go
Love you like crazy
Now say you'll never let me go
"Formation"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so reckless when I rock my rewatch address (Stalin)
Original Lyrics:
I'm so reckless when I rock my Givenchy dress (stylin')
"Grown Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a grown woman, do what the hell I wanna
Original Lyrics:
I'm a grown woman, do whatever I wanna
"Halo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you hate love?
Original Lyrics:
I see your halo.
"Halo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey la, hey la, hey la
Original Lyrics:
Halo, Halo, Halo
'Hey la' is a bit of Liverpool slang.
"If I Were A Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I refuse to love a girl
Original Lyrics:
How it feels to love a girl
"If I Were A Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Until you lose the one you wanted
'Cause you're taking her for granite.
Original Lyrics:
Until you lose the one you wanted
'Cause you're taking her for granted.
"Irreplacable"
Misheard Lyrics:
you got me to say
Original Lyrics:
you got me twisted
"Irreplaceable"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go 'head and get down.
Original Lyrics:
Go 'head and get gone.
"Irreplaceable"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I farted, please don't touch
Original Lyrics:
If I bought it, please don't touch
"Irreplaceable"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put Jermaine, your mandolin, in it.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause you made your bed, now lay in it.
"Irreplaceable"
Misheard Lyrics:
So don't you ever for a saggy Mitsubishi
You're irreplaceable.
Original Lyrics:
So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin'
You're irreplaceable.
"Irreplaceable"
Misheard Lyrics:
Toodle eef
Original Lyrics:
To the left
"Irreplaceable"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who f--ked the doughnut king?
Original Lyrics:
You must not know 'bout me.
"Irreplaceable"
Misheard Lyrics:
You must bend over me.
Original Lyrics:
You must not know about me.
"Irreplaceable"
Misheard Lyrics:
You must have known over me.
Original Lyrics:
You must not know 'bout me.
"Irreplaceable"
Misheard Lyrics:
You must have no bottom knee.
Original Lyrics:
You must not know 'bout me.
"Irreplaceable"
Misheard Lyrics:
You must have novacaine.
Original Lyrics:
You must not know 'bout me.
"Irreplaceable"
Misheard Lyrics:
You must not know what I mean.
Original Lyrics:
You must not know about me.
"Irreplaceable"
Misheard Lyrics:
You must not nover me.
Original Lyrics:
You must not know about me.
"Irreplaceable"
Misheard Lyrics:
You must run over me, you must run over me.
Original Lyrics:
You must not know 'bout me, you must now know 'bout me.
"Irreplaceable"
Misheard Lyrics:
You must run over me, you must run over me
Original Lyrics:
You must not know 'bout me, you must not know 'bout me
The lyrics I heard are much better & perfectly fit the song, especially since Beyonce sounds whiney after a while!
"Irreplaceable"
Misheard Lyrics:
You must that know by me.
Original Lyrics:
You must not know 'bout me.
"Kitty Kat"
Misheard Lyrics:
It hurts, it feels deserted
Did you forget where your w**re lives?
Original Lyrics:
It hurts, it feels deserted
Did you forget where your heart lives?
"Me, Myself And I"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me, myself and I
Is all I got and an inn
That's what I found out.
Original Lyrics:
Me, myself and I
Is all I got in the end
That's what I found out.
"Me, Myself And I"
Misheard Lyrics:
Next thing I know
I'm dealing with the crickets in my home.
Original Lyrics:
Next thing I know
I'm dealing with the three kids in my home.
"Me, Myself and I"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now that it's over
Start calling me
Come pick up your phone.
Original Lyrics:
Now that it's over
Stop calling me
Come pick up your clothes.
"Naughty Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boobs across the floor
Original Lyrics:
Moves across the floor
"Naughty Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel a fart coming over me.
Original Lyrics:
I feel a front coming over me.
"Naughty Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel a fart coming over me.
Original Lyrics:
I feel a front coming over me.
"Naughty Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love to hump you baby.
Original Lyrics:
I love to love you baby.
"Naughty Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna save the world.
Original Lyrics:
I'm calling all the girls.
"Naughty Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lately, I feel a phone coming over me.
Original Lyrics:
Lately, I feel the funk coming over me.
"Naughty Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love to have your baby
Original Lyrics:
Love to love you baby
"Naughty Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooooh, shaka laka baby
Original Lyrics:
Oooooh, I love to love you, baby.
"Naughty Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
So sexy tonight I am all yours, boy
The way your brain moves across the floor
Original Lyrics:
So sexy, tonight I am all yours, boy
The way your body moves across the floor
"Naughty Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
The way your brain moves across the floor.
Original Lyrics:
The way your body moves across the floor.
"Naughty Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight, I'll be your body girl.
Original Lyrics:
Tonight, I'll be your naughty girl.
"Naughty Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight, I'll be your lardy girl.
Original Lyrics:
Tonight, I'll be your naughty girl.
"Naughty Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight, I'll be your lobby girl.
Original Lyrics:
Tonight, I'll be your naughty girl.
"Naughty Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight, I'll be your lobby girl.
Original Lyrics:
Tonight, I'll be your naughty girl.
"Naughty Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight, I'll be your naughty girl, all right
I'm callin' all girls
You gon' turn this body out
And I think you farted.
Original Lyrics:
Tonight, I'll be your naughty girl tonight
I'm callin' all my girls
We gon' turn this party out
And I came to party.
"Naughty Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight, I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin' all my girls
I see you look me up and down
And I think you farted.
Original Lyrics:
Tonight, I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin' all my girls
I see you look me up and down
And I came to party.
"Naughty Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight, I'll be your naughty girl
I'm calling all my girls
No time to talk, this one out
I know you want my body.
Original Lyrics:
Tonight, I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin' all my girls
I see you look me up and down
And I came to party.
"Naughty Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight, I'll be your naughty girl
I'm wantin' all the girls
I wanna turn the farting out
I know you want my body
Original Lyrics:
Tonight, I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin' all the girls
We gonna turn this party out
And I came to party
"Ring The Alarm"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so African and bold.
Original Lyrics:
He's so arrogant and bold.
"Run the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strong enough to batter children, then get back to business.
Original Lyrics:
Strong enough to bear the children, then get back to business.
"Run the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who won the world? Girls.
Original Lyrics:
Who run the world? Girls.
"Schoolin' Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
At 14 they asked me what I wanna be
I said "Baby, 21 so I can be a tree"
Original Lyrics:
At 14 they asked me what I wanna be
I said "Baby, 21 so I'd get me a drink"
"Schoolin' Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm great at writing these liquor love letters
Original Lyrics:
But I'm great at writing physical love letters
"Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause you had ya turn, and now you gon' learn
What it really feels like to lesbian
Original Lyrics:
'Cause you had your turn, and now you gonna learn
What it really feels like to miss me
"Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the cigarettes
Original Lyrics:
All the single ladies
"Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the ding a lings, all the ding a lings
Original Lyrics:
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
"Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
All those cigarattes
Original Lyrics:
All you single ladies
"Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Amba sing-ga lay
Original Lyrics:
All the single ladies
"Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another cigarette
Original Lyrics:
All the single ladies
"Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did me like ya did, should've put a ring on it.
Original Lyrics:
Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it.
"Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be mad once you see that hair on it
Original Lyrics:
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
"Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't eat me to the things of the hurl
I'm not that kind of squirrel
Original Lyrics:
Don't treat me to the things of the world
I'm not that kind of girl
"Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need no permission, did I mention?
Duct tape 'em many attentions.
Original Lyrics:
I need no permission, did I mention?
Don't pay him any attention.
"Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a cigarette, I wanta cigarette
Original Lyrics:
All the single ladies, All the single ladies
"Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a cigarette
Original Lyrics:
All the single ladies
"Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a single ex,
I want a single ex
Original Lyrics:
All the single ladies,
All the single ladies
"Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll assimilate, I'll assimilate . . .
Original Lyrics:
All you single ladies [7x]
"Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a singing lettuce, I'm a singing lettuce.
Original Lyrics:
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
"Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a singing lettuce
Original Lyrics:
All the single ladies
"Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like it then you shouldn't put a ring on it
Original Lyrics:
If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
"Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
Don't be mad if you think I spilled beer on it.
Original Lyrics:
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that *he* want it
"Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you liked it then you should have put your thing in it.
Original Lyrics:
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it.
"Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a cigarette
Original Lyrics:
All you single ladies
"Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your hair up, up in a puff
Original Lyrics:
Put your hands up, up in the club
"Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoke a cigarette, smoke a cigarette
Original Lyrics:
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
"Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a little legs,
I'm a little legs.
Give me a hand up
Original Lyrics:
All the single ladies,
All the single ladies.
Now put your hands up.
"Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tighter than my very own jeans
Original Lyrics:
Tighter than my Deréon jeans
Deréon was a fashion line created by Beyonce and Solange.
"Single Ladies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't matter what you say or put bling on it
Original Lyrics:
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
"Single Ladies"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a cigarette.
I want a cigarette.
Original Lyrics:
All the single ladies.
All the single ladies.
Editor's note: Two things to the person who submitted this: (1) This song is by Beyonce only; she did NOT record it with the rest of her group Destinys Child. (2) "All The" is NOT part of the title; the full title is simply "Single Ladies."
"Single Ladies"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a cigarette
Original Lyrics:
All the single ladies
"Single Ladies"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a single-ette, I'm a single-ette
Original Lyrics:
All the single ladies, all the single ladies.
"Single Ladies"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the single A, On the single A.
Original Lyrics:
All the single ladies; all the single ladies.
"Sweet Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't got no hair.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't going nowhere.

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