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Song Parodies -> "Crazy for Gloves"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy in Love"

Original Performer:

Beyonce

Parody Song Title:

"Crazy for Gloves"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

Once again, sorry to skip a day. Yesterday was so crazy that I didn't have time to write any parodies. Anyways, this one's based on a request by Robert D. Arndt Jr. Enjoy the parody!
Yeah!
It’s so crazy right now!
Most indubitably, it’s your boy Dylan!
Talkin’ bout gloves!

Ready?

Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no. [x4]

Yeah, mystery in the makin’,
Verse 1, gets crazy right now!

I look and stare so hard at my hands,
They look at me more and more with demands.
When they freeze, they’re tellin’ me it’s so cold,
Call my name, say this crap’s gettin’ so old.
Not a funny thing when they start gettin’ frostbite,
I’m just wishin’ I had a way to treat ‘em right.
‘Cause I know they can’t take no more,
Just need some gloves, don’t you know I can’t ignore.

Got ‘em lookin’ so crazy right now, those gloves
Got ‘em lookin’ so crazy right now. (For gloves)
Got ‘em lookin’ so crazy right now, must wear
Got ‘em lookin’ so crazy right now. (Must wear)
Got ‘em hopin’ I’ll wear some right now, can’t miss
Got ‘em hopin’ to bear some right now.
Lookin’ so crazy for gloves,
Got ‘em lookin’, got ‘em lookin’ so crazy for gloves.

Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no. [x4]

When I dig a grave hopin’ for treasure,
Why do my hands hurt? Splinters give me displeasure.
Hit the store, ain’t goin’ there to buy a new dress,
If they ain’t there, ain’t none of my hands are impressed.
If only I’d known what I should’ve known,
Wouldn’t have to work my hands to the bone.
Don’t you know they can’t take no more?
Just need some gloves, don’t you know I can’t ignore.

Got ‘em lookin’ so crazy right now, those gloves
Got ‘em lookin’ so crazy right now. (Oh crazy)
Got ‘em lookin’ so crazy right now, must wear (Must wear gloves)
Got ‘em lookin’ so crazy right now. (Gloves)
Got ‘em hopin’ I’ll wear some right now, can’t miss (Hey)
Got ‘em hopin’ to bear some right now. (Yeah)
Lookin’ so crazy for gloves, (Hey)
Got ‘em lookin’, got ‘em lookin’ so crazy for gloves.

Lookin’ so crazy for gloves,
Got ‘em lookin’, got ‘em lookin’ so crazy for gloves.

Check it, let’s go.
D.B. Cooper’s super like a trooper.
Chuck G. with the parodies, uh-oh (Oh)
D.B.’s no phony, comin’ in 3D. (Oh no)
Hey Tony Soprano, you ain’t jack when playin’ piano. (Oh no)
My GTO’s playin’ some Axl Rose,
I got ponies man you can’t get with Bose.
The genuine article, I got no chains, yo,
Got brains though, if anything I flame throw
Just like Mario, run like a blue hedgehog.
Collect all them gold rings.

Bruce Hornsby and the Range, warns me that I’m strange,
Backdraft’s show goin’ on, kicks like ZZ Top’s “La Grange”.
Yes sir, I drum to a different beat.
My teacher is the feature: Van Halen.
They ain’t ailin’ like Chainsmokers.
Why so serious? You the Joker?
You be needin’ a new broker.
Stand my ground, I don’t need no Face for Poker.
Alejandro, your ship has run aground.

Got ‘em lookin’ so crazy, yeah baby,
Hands aren’t themselves, lately they’re freezin’, got my keys in
The ignition right now, but I can’t turn ‘em,
‘Cause the cold’s got the best of me.
And baby, I’m makin’ a fool of me.
It’s so damn cold, oh baby can’t you see
That baby, I got ‘em, I got ‘em so crazy baby.
Hey!

Got ‘em lookin’ so crazy right now, those gloves (Oh gloves)
Got ‘em lookin’ so crazy right now. (Lookin’ crazy)
Got ‘em lookin’ so crazy right now, must wear
Got ‘em lookin’ so crazy right now.
Got ‘em hopin’ I’ll wear some right now, can’t miss (Baby)
Got ‘em hopin’ to bear some right now. (Baby)
Lookin’ so crazy for gloves, (Whoa!)
Got ‘em lookin’, got ‘em lookin’ so crazy for gloves. (Whoa!)

Got ‘em lookin’ so crazy right now, those gloves
Got ‘em lookin’ so crazy right now. (For gloves)
Got ‘em lookin’ so crazy right now, must wear
Got ‘em lookin’ so crazy right now. (Must wear)
Got ‘em hopin’ I’ll wear some right now, can’t miss
Got ‘em hopin’ to bear some right now.
Lookin’ so crazy for gloves,
Got ‘em lookin’, got ‘em lookin’ so crazy for gloves.
Copyright 2017 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by GAME OVER, MAN.

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Rob Arndt - February 10, 2017 - Report this comment
Great- 555! Now all you have to do is Beyonce's "Drunk in Gloves!"

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