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Song Parodies -> "The Procrastinators Anthem Pt. 6: Addicted To Pinterest"

Original Song Title:

"The Distance"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cake

Parody Song Title:

"The Procrastinators Anthem Pt. 6: Addicted To Pinterest"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Just when our hero thought he has found help, a friend has introduced him to a new website...the wonderful world of Pinterest. The second to last line is based on the joke "I couldn't give him a G, so I gave him an F!" Original Song
I’m here on my couch, just browsing online
Doing nothing, not studying time
Turned in my homework, exam’s next month
Procrastinating, that urge is long gone

Stare at my computer, and clicked on a link
Home arts and crafts, more all in one place
Weddings and style on bulletin boards
“This is not important”; my focus is firm

All my projects are finished, I can’t stop now
I’m done next month, parents would be proud
My diploma is near me, I know that I can
Just finish, and win this, and get that in hand

The sun has gone down and my studying’s done
I’m all alone, Internet window is up
I’m beginning this pinning and posting on boards
There’s no need to worry, grades won’t be ignored

I’m logging on Pinterest
Got new recipes
Great chocolate scones, (ice cream cones) grilled T-bones, chocolate chip cookies

And now I’m staring and sharing the pins on my boards
New lighting, quote writing and pictures of a horse
I found it on Pinterest
Yeah!

Tea cozy, silk flowers, new light bulbs, red wine.
You want to find something? It’s in here, you’ll find.
For wedding planning, or love of fine arts
For sailing, fish scaling, paper mache hearts

Check the time, almost seven, pinned the night away
Projects DIY and home maintenance, I’ll save
Got a mason jar? Crazy! Arts and crafts galore
All night I’m, just online, not focused on course

My grades have gone down and the exam has come up
My diploma slipping away from my grasp
But next Monday, get the grade and then I’m all done
But just one more minute, must make one more board!

I’m addicted to Pinterest
Class grade’s now a D
Grades now are low, (very low!) might be here until year thirteen!

Because I’m pinning, not winning, won’t go to my course
Can’t study, there’s funny cartoons here on my boards
I’m failing, not caring, I’m coming up short
This procrast-inating has taken its course!

I blame it on Pinterest!
My grade is a G!
And all thanks to Pinterest…

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Matthias - May 17, 2013 - Report this comment
Love arts and crafts but I really love Cake (both the band and the food. I'm a fat kid, haha)

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