-> "The Procrastinators Anthem Pt. 5: Procrastinators Anonymous"
Original Song Title:
"Restless Heart Syndrome"
Parody Song Title:
"The Procrastinators Anthem Pt. 5: Procrastinators Anonymous"
I've got a really bad disease
I just keep slacking with important things
Eight years at university
I’m still not close to my degree
Please help me, I just want to change
I won’t do homework, I’m online all day
I feel just like that Blutarsky
I have to try and find a way to help my grade
[Procrastinator’s Anonymous Director]
I think I’ll help you with a cure
Called getting off your butt; going outdoors
You'll be surprised when you explore
Do this, and you’re bound to mature
You need to get your butt offline
You’d never know when you’re on there all the time
The internet, it rots your mind
It cuts into your homework time
Will not fail you
It won’t derail you
Won’t feel urge to procrastinate, you will feel so great!
So I’ll listen to your wisdom
I’ve got a test for Chemistry
My study time, filled with sunshine
I studied up and got an A!
No slacking for me!
Think I’m changing
No time wasted
I’m helping out my GPA
All thanks to you
I’m passing math too
It looks like I will graduate!
Mind in prison, but your wisdom
Has helped me exceptionally
Found an int’rest of this Pinterest
A new internet enemy…
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