-> "Should've Stretched First"
Original Song Title:
"Surfin' Bird"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Should've Stretched First"
The Lyrics
A-well-a, everybody told to feel the burn
Big, thick arms I want to earn
A-well-a, I don’t need to lift small weights first
A-well-a, now it hurts, man I should’ve stretched first
A-well-a, man it hurts, way too much burn
A-well-a, my arms hurt, don’t know what I pulled
A-well-a, it hurts, got called a girl
A-well-a, spotter sucks, should’ve stretched first
A-well-a, hurts so much, well it can’t get much worse
A-well-a, it hurts, laughed at by girls
A-well-I know they say I should stretch first
Something really hurts, I don’t know what I pulled
A-well-a, it hurts, it’s too much burn
A-well-a
A-well-a, everybody heard about the burn
Now they think I am a nerd
A-well-a, muscles’ pulled, oh man this hurts
A-well-a, had to lift the big weight first
A-well-a, this hurts, it’s too much burn
A-well-a, my arms hurt, helped by a girl
A-well-a, now the guys know I’m a nerd
A-well-a, should have done the small weights first
A-well-a, man this hurts, had to feel burn
A-well-I know they say I should stretch first
Well, something really hurts, what did I pull!?
A-well-a, it hurts, it’s too much burn
A-well-it hurts!
TOO MUCH BURN!!!
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb, oooowww!!!
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-heard me scream OW!
They all heard me scream OW!
I’m in big trouble now, I’m in big trouble now
Then I screamed really loud, they all heard me scream OW!
Big trouble now, cause I screamed really loud
They are all laughing now, why won’t they help me out?
I can’t lift my arms now, they are all laughing now
Someone call mom-please help me out!
I’m in big trouble now, they heard me scream OW!
They’re all laughing now, they’re gonna throw me out
They won’t help out, they are forming a crowd
Leaving the gym now, cause they heard me scream out
I just had to work out, had to work out
But it didn’t work out, didn’t work out
They all laughed at me so I’ll leave right now
Way too much weight-no one helped out
Call my mom now, papa will throw me out
Wanted to just work out, they threw me out
Well, I don’t know what I pulled
Well, everybody says that you have to stretch first
A-well-this burn, burn, this burn it hurts
But I forgot how, then I had to scream out
They all formed a big crowd, they are all laughing now
I can’t ask a girl out, cause she heard me scream OW!
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