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Song Parodies -> "Buffet"
Original Song Title:
"If We Ever Meet Again"
Original Performer:
Timbaland
Parody Song Title:
"Buffet"
Parody Written by:
Abbott Skelding
The Lyrics
(feat. Katy Perry) If you have ten bucks, why not spend it in a place where you can eat your weight in any kind of food that you'd like!? This guy was so hyped to do so...until he realized that he had eaten way too much. Original Song
I’m so hungry, need food...but I don’t know what to get
Send pizza to my home or just eat what’s left in the fridge?
But down on Main, bright light blinkin’
It’s a sign, my supper beacon
“Eat All That You’d Like, For Only $9.99!”
I’ll eat my whole weight in food, I can’t possibly resist!
I’ll eat the whole buffet (never need to eat again)
“Folks, step out of my way!” (I’ll never need to eat again)
I’ll eat all near me so
I’ll be alright, c’mon just let me go
I’ll eat the whole buffet (never need to eat again)
(I'll never need to eat again)
I just need to munch, I gotta fill my plate once more (once more, yeah)
This place is so much fun, there’s steak and treats and sweets galore (more!)
Ravioli, chicken curry, waffle fries, show no mercy!
Plate it up a mi-le high, I am not leaving tonight!
I’m no where near stuffed, I gotta feed my face some more
(some more, still hungry, I)
I’ll eat the whole buffet (never need to eat again)
Smoked salmon, choc’late cake (I’ll never need to eat again)
Chicken parm, call my mom
Tell her she don’t make it like this at home!
I won’t leave this buffet (I’ll never need to eat again)
Never need to eat again
I’m gonna double my weight
I won’t need to eat again
I won’t see my feet again
Ice cream, pizza...right this way
I won’t need to eat again
I am going up for food again
It’s my 32nd plate
Never need to eat again
It’s like having a personal chef
I will live at this buffet! (BARF!)
I thought this would be great (didn’t need to eat again)
It didn’t go my way (why’d they let me stuff my head?)
I’m filled to the gills, I
Don’t feel alright, please just let me go home
I closed down that buffet (I don’t want to eat again!)
I ate ten ho-urs straight! (I don’t want to eat again!)
My couch is where I’ll stay (until I throw up again)
I feel gross, send Pepto!
Why did I try to eat a lifetime dose?!
I won’t eat at buffets (I never want to eat again)
Send pizza to my home or just eat what’s left in the fridge?
But down on Main, bright light blinkin’
It’s a sign, my supper beacon
“Eat All That You’d Like, For Only $9.99!”
I’ll eat my whole weight in food, I can’t possibly resist!
I’ll eat the whole buffet (never need to eat again)
“Folks, step out of my way!” (I’ll never need to eat again)
I’ll eat all near me so
I’ll be alright, c’mon just let me go
I’ll eat the whole buffet (never need to eat again)
(I'll never need to eat again)
I just need to munch, I gotta fill my plate once more (once more, yeah)
This place is so much fun, there’s steak and treats and sweets galore (more!)
Ravioli, chicken curry, waffle fries, show no mercy!
Plate it up a mi-le high, I am not leaving tonight!
I’m no where near stuffed, I gotta feed my face some more
(some more, still hungry, I)
I’ll eat the whole buffet (never need to eat again)
Smoked salmon, choc’late cake (I’ll never need to eat again)
Chicken parm, call my mom
Tell her she don’t make it like this at home!
I won’t leave this buffet (I’ll never need to eat again)
Never need to eat again
I’m gonna double my weight
I won’t need to eat again
I won’t see my feet again
Ice cream, pizza...right this way
I won’t need to eat again
I am going up for food again
It’s my 32nd plate
Never need to eat again
It’s like having a personal chef
I will live at this buffet! (BARF!)
I thought this would be great (didn’t need to eat again)
It didn’t go my way (why’d they let me stuff my head?)
I’m filled to the gills, I
Don’t feel alright, please just let me go home
I closed down that buffet (I don’t want to eat again!)
I ate ten ho-urs straight! (I don’t want to eat again!)
My couch is where I’ll stay (until I throw up again)
I feel gross, send Pepto!
Why did I try to eat a lifetime dose?!
I won’t eat at buffets (I never want to eat again)
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bout as appetizing as a plate of liver and onions!
(Artistry) I parodied this song a while back and I remember how hard it was to inject comedy into it. The structure of the song does not lend itself well to punchlines. I felt like you ran into the same trouble. I liked all the different foods you listed (that was a fun game), but it didn't go much beyond the buffet. It left me craving a larger serving (to use bad punnery). Solid overall, just not on par funny-wise as the rest of your catalog.
tried to sing it, but it left a bad taste in my mouth
This isn't a bad tune as Blaydeman said before but I agree with him as there isn't that much comedy in here and food parodies have been done to death.
Was this at Jimmy Buffet's restaurant? I didn't have a problem with going back to the food well. Parts did come across as a reading of a buffet menu. I was hoping to see more heaping, over-the-top lines about your buffet experience. Not bad though.
Agreeance here. It doesn't deserve the low, low ratings but this was a pretty pedestrian affair from you.
(Artistry) Kind of a basic topic, but I still found it pretty funny for what it was. 555, it's only wafer theen!
For me, buffet restaurant is worth it as long they have an ice cream machine. Without it, the place is worthless.
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