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Song Parodies -> "Pregant and Don't Know It"

Original Song Title:

"Sexy and I Know It"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Pregant and Don't Know It"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Either completely oblivious, or the worst case of denile I've seen. Also, just to clarify, this is sung from the fictional female's POV...not mine haha. Original Song:
When I walk on by, girls look at me with dreamy eyes
When I take a seat, people telling me what I shouldn’t eat (what?)
When I’m at the store, people ask “How many weeks to go?”
It’s so weird when my pants size grows
And when I wake up sick up in the morn

Folks rubbin’ my belly
They look at my belly
Ask about my belly
I freak out!
Folks tellin’ me stories
Don’t know why they tell me
Who’s having a baby?
I’ll work out!

When I walk, my back hurts, not alarmed you see
Everybody stops, and they’re asking me
“Is it a boy or a girl?”…don’t know what to make of it
I'm pregnant and don’t know it
I'm pregnant and don’t know it

When I'm at the mall, I have a strange urge for a corn dog
When I'm half asleep, I gotta fight the urge to get up and clean
Try to take a stroll, feet killing me, so I can’t go
I once had a chic car, then I felt the impluse
No more, slide door, rad mini-van purchase

Don’t look at my body
What’s wrong with my body?
Gifts from everybody
I freak out!
Mood swings in my body
Can’t fit through the doorway
What’s up with my belly?
I’ll work out!

I hear the people talk, but they are crazy
I feel like there’s a stork that’s following me
I got elastic band pants but everyone says I’m glowin’
I'm pregnant and don’t know it
I'm pregnant and don’t know it

Freakin’ out, freakin’ out
Stroller, stroller, stroller, stroller, stroller!? Nah
Bottle, bottle, bottle, bottle, bottle!? Nah
When’s it coming? When’s it coming? Wait, what?
Baby, baby, baby, baby!? No, no

It a little man?
Who is the lucky man? (Huh!?)
I’m pregnant and don’t know it

Don’t ask ‘bout my body
What’s wrong with my body?
Not having a baby!
I freak out!
Must go to the potty
Look down in the potty
It came from my body!
I freak out!

A baby born in toilet!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 8

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   7

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Matthias - March 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Hilarious! I've been wanting to parody this song for awhile now but I didn't know what to parody it about. You nailed out a great one here!
Porfle Popnecker - June 25, 2012 - Report this comment
I remember when this exact thing happened to Jan Brady, except it turned out that she just needed glasses.
Agrimorfee - June 26, 2012 - Report this comment
This is a great parody idea, because I think it has happened in true life from news reports I must have seen some time ago. A shocker ending, eww!, but pretty logical.
Max Power - June 26, 2012 - Report this comment
That's a bad way to "dump" a baby.
Blaydeman - June 28, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) It's sad that this happens more than it should. However, your parody was very funny. Good work Abbott.
bobpiecheese - July 08, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) I'm torn as to whether this is hilarious or depressingly disturbing it's hilarious, easy. I'm voting 5's and I know it!
D-Mon - July 19, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) That's a big whoopsy daisy! LOL!
Meriadoc - November 06, 2012 - Report this comment
What Bob said.
brightCAP - November 07, 2012 - Report this comment
My favorite line is "Try to take a stroll, feet killing me, so I can’t go"

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