Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Brake Pedal"

Original Song Title:

"Cold Ethyl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alice Cooper

Parody Song Title:

"Brake Pedal"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Ahhhh…
I face near death
“The gas pedal is the one on the left,”
I scream, in fright
“We’ll slow down if you hit the one on the right!

Are you mental?
Can I please get out the car!?
Please be gentle…
You just plowed through someone’s yard”

Ah…life flashed my eyes
Seatbelt isn’t as tight as I would like
We’re sure-ly dead
Slow down so we aren’t flat as bread!

Hit brake pedal
So I can dive out this car
Got white knuckles-
You’re not on the Autobahn!

(Oh, we’re in trouble!
Watch out lady!
Not cool…God why!?)

Please I beg you
Brake pedal ‘cause we’re near a school!
Man, this won’t end well…no way
Everyone stay out the way!

You’re the devil
Airbag won’t save me from harm
Still you revel
Did I pee myself? ...Confirmed

(Please hit brake pedal…then we’ll go so slow…ohhh so slow)

Brake pedal, please brake pedal!
Brake pedal, please brake pedal!
Brake pedal, please brake pedal!
Brake pedal, please brake pedal!

Now you’re going ninety-seven
I’ll soon see Nana, cause she’s waiting up in heaven
You’re a fool! Don’t drive!
Brake pedal…we’re all gonna die!!!
Aaahhhh!!!

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   5
 5
 5
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Matthias - July 11, 2013 - Report this comment
My friends call me a bad driver. Below Average Dave even did is parody of "Feel Good Inc" about me, so I can totally relate to this tune.
Blaydeman - July 22, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I admit I'm not the world's best driver (understatement), so I'm absolutely with you on this one! Loved how the intensity of the OS matched the high-octane drama of your parody. That made it all the funnier.
bobpiecheese - July 22, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I don't have my liscence yet, so I really hope once I get around to it I won't be like the nutbag driver in this parody! Excellent work here, even though using "brake pedal" as a kinda verb was a bit weird. Vote 555 on the Autobahn!
Max Power - July 23, 2013 - Report this comment
Talk about hit and run.
Agrimorfee - July 23, 2013 - Report this comment
First time listening to Cold Ethyl...funny song (i caught the reference to his earlier track "Refrigerator Heaven")! Then I read your parody, and it was even funnier! That is an achievement in and of itself.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/alicecooper34.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1020