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Song Parodies -> "Weather Report"

Original Song Title:

"Umbrella"

Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"Weather Report"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

The best part of news
Will it rain? Going insane, I must know
Let me know before I go…
Will the clouds come or go? Can't get much better
Nothing better than weather
Channel 5 is better, just tell me,
My anticipation for precipitation, has bothered me all day
Hey, they are coming back, back from a commercial
Weather man, where you at?

Right after sports,
I give weather reports
You see me on the screen
I keep it nice and short
Before you leave for work
I don't act like a jerk
Because you all need need me there
To say if its bad or fair
Because

[Chorus]
When the sun shines it makes it better,
But it won't stay 'round here forever,
Snow and rain comes back again
It'll be freezing through the weekend
Now lets look at the Doppler radar
This week is full of crazy weather
Friday- you want to bring your umbrella
And that's all I got now for the weather
(weather weather - eh eh eh)
That's all I have for weather
(weather weather - eh eh eh)
That's all I have for weather
(weather weather - eh eh eh)
That's all I have for weather
(weather weather - eh eh eh)

These fancy things, they all just help me see
If it will be sunny, or if it's real rainy
My career is 20 years long
And I have not been wrong
If you don't believe, just you listen to me
Because

When the sun shines it makes it better,
But it won't stay 'round here forever,
Snow and rain comes back again
It'll be freezing through the weekend
Now lets look at the Doppler radar
This week is full of crazy weather
Friday- you want to bring your umbrella
And that's all I got now for the weather
(weather weather - eh eh eh)
That's all I have for weather
(weather weather - eh eh eh)
That's all I have for weather
(weather weather - eh eh eh)
That's all I have for weather
(weather weather - eh eh eh)

20 years I've not been wrong
If I am, then be alarmed
As you can see
My predictions clear as can be, now there's
Gonna be no rain pour
You can go outside and more…
Because

Then the sun shines it makes it better,
But it won't stay 'round here forever,
Snow and rain comes back again
It'll be freezing through the weekend
Now lets look at the Doppler radar
This week is full of crazy weather
Friday- you want to bring your umbrella
And that's all I got now for the weather
(weather weather - eh eh eh)
That's all I have for weather
(weather weather - eh eh eh)
That's all I have for weather
(weather weather - eh eh eh)
That's all I have for weather
(weather weather - eh eh eh eh eh eh)

"It's raining!!!
You said it'd be sunny"
They're chasing after me
Someone help me
I'm running
"You said it'd be sunny"

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