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Song Parodies -> "Jerry Springer Girls"

Original Song Title:

"California Gurls"

Original Performer:

Katy Perry (feat. Snoop Dogg)

Parody Song Title:

"Jerry Springer Girls"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Original Song:
Greetings everyone!
We've got a show today!

I know a show
Where the guests are really out there
Weird, fat and loud
There must be something in the water
Moonshine and drug use
They've got cankles and missing teeth
They will break your neck
If you take their man when they sleep

You could watch other shows
But nothing comes close
to folks trading blows
And its always a plus
Cousins falling in love
Oooooh Oh Noooo

Jerry Springer girls
They're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes are worn to their prom
Pale white skin
So fat, stretchmarks and hairy moles
Oooooh Oh Noooo

Jerry Springer girls
Are quite a spectacle
NASCAR shirts
And torn jeans in stock
Rednecks represent
Now put your dukes up
Oooooh Oh Noooo

Just hear them speak
Some sort of southern twang libretto
You should see them eat
Spam sandwiches, off brand Oreos

You could watch other shows
But nothing comes close
to see torn off clothes
Nothing nearly as gross
See them falling in love
Oooooh Oh Noooo

Jerry Springer girls
They're all so memorable
Fighting over guys that they've lost
Some so dumb
They can't even spell popsicle
Oooooh Oh Noooo

Jerry Springer girls
They're all so unstable
They're so fierce
But don't call the cops
Put them on this show
And put your dukes up
Oooooh Oh Noooo

Punch! Slam!
Big and flabby
When they fight, they get oh so grabby
Trailer parks know
They have the girls that make the show

I mean they're dumb
But the crowd's having fun
Still not done

These girls are freaks
Cause they will sleep
Reletives in reach
Fight all day
Without delay
They go again
Get those chairs out the way
Flying teeth
and dudes weep
This show has most everything

Girls and boys
Duke it out
Kicking ass
With a crowd
Got trannies, named Danny and Abby
And some dude
Whose named Gabby
Guys dressed like ladies (yeah)
Father of my baby? (nuh-huh)
I won't get with you
Cause I just saw you on Jerry Springer
(Oh no!)

Jerry Springer girls
They never went to school
Makes me puke, when I see what they got
Fat white skin
So bad, get them a bicycle
Oooooh Oh Noooo

Jerry Springer girls
Give bad hair weaves a pull
Not just one
They come in a flock
Stong guys break it up
(Jerry! Jerry!)
Nothing makes them stop
Oooooh Oh Noooo

(Jerry Springer, Jerry Springer)
Jerry Springer girls man
The best thing on TV
Jerry Springer girls
(Jerry Springer)
I really wish
You all could see
Jerry Springer girls
(Jerry Springer girls, yeah)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 12

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   9

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Mark Scotti - June 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Matthias - June 16, 2010 - Report this comment
First time I heard this song and I need to say that this is my favorite Snoop Dogg song since "Gin N Juice" back in the 90s.
Jonathan S. - June 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Nicely done. The "Daisy Dukes/Makes me puke" switch was especially funny. 555
Christie Marie M - June 16, 2010 - Report this comment
"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!" Couldn't resist that one! Haven't been watching Jerry Springer since college. Lost interest in the show for awhile, but just started to get back into it just now. Every time I would watch it, it got me thinking "Where the heck did they find those people?!" Now I know that most come from trailer parks. Yeah, too much cheating and hooking in that show, but I still find it hilarious. Also lots of people who insist on making fools of themselves in front of National Television! My parents think Jerry was crazy and my dad's like "Gagu, Jerry!", implying that he's foolish for exploiting people and making money out of other people's misery and problems. Well, here's 555 Springer beads for this one.
Mark Scotti - May 12, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) This was an even bigger hit for me on the "repeat"!!!
agrimorfee - May 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Had to look up cankles in my favorite line for some reason was "Off brand oreos". As good as Weird Al's "Jerry Springer", but without the pacing challenge ;).
Glen S - May 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Really good use of the original in many areas here. Lol at the 'couldn't spell popsicle' line and the bicycle line. Great work Abbott.
Below Average Dave - May 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Very fun Abbott, Jerry will always hold a, shall we say special' place in our hearts
Matthias - May 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Jerry Springer is an easy subject to mock (even Weird Al did one) but I've got to admit you went all out on this one. Very funny stuff and to such a great song that I want to parody. I love Katy Perry and although she's not a redneck this one totally works.
Blaydeman - May 21, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Classy ladies those Jerry's Girls LOL! Great work Abbott! I was laughing hysterically the entire time!
D-Mon - May 21, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) I love the OS by Katy Perry! and you spoofed it very well! great job.
bobpiecheese - May 24, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) My only experience with Jerry Springer is the Weird Al song of the same name, but I still thoroughly enjoyed this parody. 555 for you!
Rebekah Dub - October 26, 2011 - Report this comment
I want to resurrect this parody to state how hilarious I found it. I liked the "can't spell popsicle" line.

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