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Song Parodies -> "Not-So-Private Life"

Original Song Title:

"Private Life"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Oingo Boingo

Parody Song Title:

"Not-So-Private Life"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Don't you hate it when people put every little detail (good and bad) of themselves online? Yeah, me too. Original Song
My not-so-private life
I post online to share
I’m posting pictures, I know you care-
My brand new doggy
Brand new pimple on my rear

My mustache on my face
Drink too damn much sweet caffiene
My ingrown toenail aw-full-y repulsive
Online’s my private place
Come and read it all on here

I have no private life (I have no private life)
My not-so-private life (come and read it all on here)
I have no private life (I have no private life)
My not-so-private life (come and read it!)

I’m eating chicken wings
Stuff my face, I eat them all
With mashed potatoes squished in my armpits
It’s on my Facebook page
Come and read it all on there!

This birthmark on my head
Looks like North Dakota, r-iii-ght!?
Got a mole that’s pulsing, does it look infected?
Now I’m bleeding from my gums
I’ll post the pics on here!

Got my hair cut short last night
I found a spider in my underwear
Saw my ex at the fair
But I don’t care...who cares that she wrecked my life!?
But she has brought my poor heart so much pain
Please love me! I’ll change, I swear!

(I have no private life) Who needs a private life?
(My not-so-private life) It’s not ridiculous, it’s life!
(I have no private life) Who needs a private life?

(I have no private life)
I post my problems on my blog!
‘Cause they really want to know!
[Everyone else]:
Can you just please go away?!

[Online community/annoying poster]
(Just keep it private, ‘right?) I have no private life!
(Don’t love your private life!) Just read it all here!
(We hate your private life) My not-so-private life!
(Keep it a private life!) Come and read it all right here

(Don’t like your private shite) I have no private life!
(Keep it a private life!) I’ll just post the link right here
(Don’t post your privates, Christ!) My not-so-private life!
(Oh my god, my burning eyes!) Does this look infected here?

(Just keep it private, ‘right?) I have no private life!
(Keep it a private life!) Come and read it all right here
(Don’t post it all online!) My not-so-private life

My not-so-private life
My not-so-private life
My not-so private life

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Agrimorfee - October 02, 2013 - Report this comment
555 for all technical polish, but gosh it just didn't "wow" me, Maybe because of the repetition of the title (which I have noticed is a trademark for a LOT of Boingo songs)
Max Power - October 14, 2013 - Report this comment
I know, note how people tends to do that on Twitter and blogs in general.
bobpiecheese - October 14, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Well, at least you're not boasting about crimes you've committed on Facebook. You did really well with the kinda limited OS, 555!
Blaydeman - October 15, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I couldn't agree with you more Abbott. Sometimes people just give a little TMI. Solid work.
Matthias - October 16, 2013 - Report this comment
To quote The Carousel of Progress at Disney World: "No privacy at all around this place!" This was a lot of fun and pretty accurate in today's day and age.

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