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Song Parodies -> "Back Fat"

Original Song Title:

"Smack That"

Original Performer:

Akon (Feat. Eminem)

Parody Song Title:

"Back Fat"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Fatty
Wide load
Obese
Chubby
Real Heavy

And I can’t run, because I am real flabby! Hey!
When I am walking, I can’t even see my shadow
When I’m laying on my back, I look like a plateau
Think I should do some aerobics, or maybe TaeBo
And I can not bend over because of all this

[Chorus (2X):]
Back fat- it’s on the floor
Back fat- can’t take no more
Back fat- my shirts have torn
Back fat- eww..ohh

Lot of fat now- most is on my back now
Going to the fridge, not going to slow down
If you want food, too bad- it’s gone now
I’m just so fat now no wardrobe intact now!
It’s weighing down my back now (ooh)
I need another snack now
I’m getting so big, I think I need a plaque now
My weight is a problem, have to rid of that now!

When I am walking, I can’t even see my shadow
When I’m laying on my back, I look like a plateau
Think I should do some aerobics, or maybe TaeBo
And I can not bend over because of all this

[Chorus (2x)]

Ooh...clothes so big-break the hanger
They only look on when they go see what’s wrong
Cause I block the sun
Pants gonna rip when I reach for a chip
You can bet on it
I assure you should get fatty-guy bras
Cause you’re the fat guy no one should cross
Making everyone else look like Barbie dolls
You better hold your pants up before they fall
When you see me, you drop your jaw
Because you stand there, and you’re in awe
I'm like “Yea, I know, you see me from space.
And you could beat me in a race.”
Plus from my front to my back- is like a mile around
In my rolls you won’t believe what I found
Well, its your loss if you think I’m lame
But hey, I am the one who wrote the song that's playing
Awesome!

When I am walking, I can’t even see my shadow
When I’m laying on my back, I look like a plateau
Think I should do some aerobics, or maybe TaeBo
And I can not bend over because of all this

[Chorus]

I am not strolling, in fact I am rolling'
And when I eat fruit, you know I Dole it.
And I’m just holding- the fridge, I control it
Soon I'll eat an M&M, maybe three (three)
You don’t wanna get near me (me)
I’ll have an eating spree (spree)
And for some reason I’m hungry- because lately

When I am walking, I can’t even see my shadow
When I’m laying on my back, I look like a plateau
Think I should do some aerobics, or maybe TaeBo
And I can not bend over because of all this

[Chorus]

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

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Jonathan S. - April 22, 2007 - Report this comment
MMMMM....scrumptious. 444
Max Power - December 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Time for me to hit the gym.
Matthias - December 19, 2016 - Report this comment
Without a doubt one of your older works which isn't too shabby just older. That being said you probably would of been a bit more creative or original if you wrote this today but it's neat to see where we all started out from.
bobpiecheese - December 20, 2016 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Yeah, this one was pretty good for a 9-year-old parody, but pretty basic in its "LOL I'm fat" nature and repeated choruses. Coupla pacing issues as well, but as it is fairly old - and to a fairly tricky song - I feel safe in handing out these 555 weight-loss shakes.

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