Fatty
Wide load
Obese
Chubby
Real Heavy

And I can’t run, because I am real flabby! Hey!
When I am walking, I can’t even see my shadow
When I’m laying on my back, I look like a plateau
Think I should do some aerobics, or maybe TaeBo
And I can not bend over because of all this

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Back fat- it’s on the floor
Back fat- can’t take no more
Back fat- my shirts have torn
Back fat- eww..ohh

Lot of fat now- most is on my back now
Going to the fridge, not going to slow down
If you want food, too bad- it’s gone now
I’m just so fat now no wardrobe intact now!
It’s weighing down my back now (ooh)
I need another snack now
I’m getting so big, I think I need a plaque now
My weight is a problem, have to rid of that now!

When I am walking, I can’t even see my shadow
When I’m laying on my back, I look like a plateau
Think I should do some aerobics, or maybe TaeBo
And I can not bend over because of all this

[Chorus (2x)]

Ooh...clothes so big-break the hanger
They only look on when they go see what’s wrong
Cause I block the sun
Pants gonna rip when I reach for a chip
You can bet on it
I assure you should get fatty-guy bras
Cause you’re the fat guy no one should cross
Making everyone else look like Barbie dolls
You better hold your pants up before they fall
When you see me, you drop your jaw
Because you stand there, and you’re in awe
I'm like “Yea, I know, you see me from space.
And you could beat me in a race.”
Plus from my front to my back- is like a mile around
In my rolls you won’t believe what I found
Well, its your loss if you think I’m lame
But hey, I am the one who wrote the song that's playing
Awesome!

When I am walking, I can’t even see my shadow
When I’m laying on my back, I look like a plateau
Think I should do some aerobics, or maybe TaeBo
And I can not bend over because of all this

[Chorus]

I am not strolling, in fact I am rolling'
And when I eat fruit, you know I Dole it.
And I’m just holding- the fridge, I control it
Soon I'll eat an M&M, maybe three (three)
You don’t wanna get near me (me)
I’ll have an eating spree (spree)
And for some reason I’m hungry- because lately

When I am walking, I can’t even see my shadow
When I’m laying on my back, I look like a plateau
Think I should do some aerobics, or maybe TaeBo
And I can not bend over because of all this

[Chorus]