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Song Parodies -> "Pumpkin Spice Madness"

Original Song Title:

"Summertime Sadness"

Original Performer:

Lana Del Rey

Parody Song Title:

"Pumpkin Spice Madness"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

This is a horrible epidemic, effecting millions of people across the country. Every year from October 1st to the day after Thanksgiving, our entire food and drink supply becomes tainted with the taste of pumpkin. And what's worse is that people can't seem to get enough of it! Original Song
See it everywhere you go
Pumpkin Spice Madness
It is spreading coast to coast
Someone needs to stop this

They line up at Starbucks tonight
Gotta fill their mugs with the orange delight
At the bak’ry, long lines go on for miles
Out of stock, it must be that time!

In the Fall, you smell it in the air
Damn near a riot, a rush, all pushing for a share
Autumn time, folks try in the November air
It’s a disease with no cure!

See it everywhere you go
Pumpkin Spice Madness!
Cookies, coffee, or bread dough
It’s even on their eggs!

They need that pumpkin spice, Pumpkin Spice Madness
P-p-Pumpkin spice, Pumpkin Spice Madness
Need that pumpkin spice, Pumpkin Spice Madness
Oh, oh no

It’s getting so hectic tonight
Muffin price goes up, up to $10.99
People buy groceries at Starbucks, and the like
And when those stores close, think there will be a fight!

In the Fall, folks rushing everywhere
They need that fix, their buzz, they’re spending without care
Buddy, it’s their fire, keep warm in chilly air
Surely, it will start a war!

Sell their cars to get some more
Pumpkin Spice Madness
In their lattes, coast to coast
They’re crazy, they need help!

They need that pumpkin spice, Pumpkin Spice Madness
P-p-pumpkin spice, Pumpkin Spice Madness
Stop this pumpkin spice, Pumpkin Spice Madness
Oh, oh no

Then the first of December
Then this madness is done until next years fight
But a new epidemic
A more violent one starts at this time, why!?

They start their peppermint, Peppermint Madness
P-p-peppermint, Peppermint Madness
Start that peppermint, Peppermint Madness
Oh, oh no

At years end, it comes with snow
Peppermint Madness
Then another starts to grow
It really gets much worse!

Then starts that gingerbread, Gingerbread Madness
G-g-gingerbread, Gingerbread Madness
Need that gingerbread, Gingerbread Madness
Oh, oh no!
And then, to round out the year...everytime you see the word "pumpkin" on a menu or sign, just replace it with either "peppermint" or "gingerbread". WILL SOMEONE PLEASE STOP THIS MADNESS!?

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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George - November 03, 2013 - Report this comment
Tell ya what fella- go on over to the Starbucks and order a Lg. Vanilla Bean Frap with whipped topping and a cherry and then mosey on down to the bakery aisle and buy a mincemeat pie and call it a day!
Agrimorfee - December 21, 2013 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Funny idea, and then you made a fadeout that made totally logical transition to the next season. Not only is it prevalent in coffees, but in room deoderizers, donuts & bagels, even goshdarned potato chips!
Peter Andersson - December 25, 2013 - Report this comment
This year I actually tried Pumpkin Ale for the first time (never seen it over here before). Didn't match up to Ginger Ale though.
Onslaught - December 26, 2013 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Pumpkin, Thanks to Halloween and Thanksgiving, it's the only squash that nobody thinks of as a squash.
Max Power - December 29, 2013 - Report this comment
Talk about pumpcaine...
bobpiecheese - December 30, 2013 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Fantastic parody, even if I've only ever had pumpkin as God intended and as soup - maybe cause Australia isn't as nutbag-crazy about Halloween as you guys are, who knows. 555!
Blaydeman - January 01, 2014 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Loved everything about this! The the topic, love the OS, love, love love love love! THe only thing I don't love is in fact pumpkin spice. I hate pumpkin anything, so I am totally on this parody's level. 555
Matthias - January 01, 2014 - Report this comment
I could of sworn that Miley Cyrus did this song! I know I even heard her sing it while seeing her in concert at the Jingle Ball. Still this was a great parody. I love things with Pumpkin especially Pumpkin Beer as soon as that stuff comes out it's officially the beginning of Halloween for me!
bobpiecheese - August 22, 2016 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!

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