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Song Parodies -> "Shake Your Assets"

Original Song Title:

"Cheap Sunglasses"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Shake Your Assets"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

This song is dedicated to the poor souls in the world that think that they can get through life just off of their looks. Obviously, it helps if you have an education and a personality...but don't try to tell these people that. Original Song
When you’re reading all the tabloids and you see all those celebs
Not famous for brains, but for their bodies instead
You don’t need a diploma, no need to go to classes
Put on short shorts and shake your assets!
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Parents won’t agree and your peers won’t think it’s right
“When you near age fifty-five, and your skin won’t be so tight.
Please don’t act like a slut!” But you know that they’re jealous...
You can let it all hang out, they don’t have your assets!
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Now don’t go and kid yourself, yes you have brains
Know to wear shirts cropped, paint your nails red, tease your mane
And you’ll make good money too, like your last name’s Kardash’an
Gain your fame by shaking assets!
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

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