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Song Parodies -> "Wocka Wocka"

Original Song Title:

"Waka Waka"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Wocka Wocka"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

I'm surprised no one has done a parody of this yet. I was originally going to do it about Fozzie Bear, but I changed it to Pac Man. Original Song:
He's a round soldier
Making ghosts scatter
Eating white dots
And chasing some fruit
And nothing else matters

You're down in the arcade
Everyone's watching
It's getting serious
You're not a poser
Know you can conquer

The pressure is on
You feel it
When the ghosts come on
Defeat 'em

You can not give up
Oh no...
If quarters run out
Get more...
Go lay down the law
Leave ghosts in awe
Do it for Pac Man yeah!

Eating those white dots all day
Wocka wocka eh eh
Friends may laugh at ya
Girls won't date ya
But this is Pac Man yeah!

You are like his god
Does what you tell him
Left-he goes left
Right-he goes right
Control him for the win

Your score is rising
Enter your high score
Your three initials
For admiration

Today's your day
Bask in it
Name's on display
You did it

Won't take it down
No way, oh no
You run this town
Yes sir, eh eh
You're number one now
Girls will date ya
You are the Pac Man champ

You have a tattoo that says
Wocka wocka, oh yeah
Ghosts chased after ya
But you stayed calm
And now you're awesome

You gave your first child this name
Wocka wocka oh yeah
Have your own parade
And holiday
Cause you're the Pac Man champ

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 8

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Peter Andersson - June 15, 2010 - Report this comment
But what does Wocka Wocka mean?
Abbott Skelding - June 15, 2010 - Report this comment
It's meant to be the sound that Pac Man makes when you play the game. Wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka...(play it and you'll hear it lol)
Old Man Ribber - June 16, 2010 - Report this comment
HEY ABBOTT! Pac Man or Fozzie, you can and did handle this. I especially liked the music as you moved from one level to another. Thanks for a good one here. :)
UnKnownVotress - June 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Wonka . . . Wonka . . . sir ! !

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