Fun Music Information -> Shakira
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This is the most recent information about Shakira that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Shakira, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
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Jokes:
Did you hear that Coca-Cola and Shakira are teaming up to promote a new soda for the Colombian market? It will be called LOCA-Cola!!! Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt jr.
| Q: How do you know when Shakira's put on weight? A: Her Hips Don't Lie! Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
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Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll. Submitted by: latino
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: Shak Attack, Shakzilla. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Known informally as: Shaki. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:
- Weeah Samoryia Chilinto - Just plain weird. Submitted by: Bear
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| She Quivers | Her bellydancing in videos | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Oprah" | "Loca" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Ursa" | "Loca" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Sober" | "Loca" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Ogre" | "Loca" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Focas" | "Loca" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
There are additional Shakira new song names available. | ||
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Hips Don't Lie," | Hips can't talk, let alone lie. | Mr. Sally |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Where Are You Now?," Jimmy Harnen w/ Synch | "Underneath Your Clothes," Shakira | |
| "I Never Told You What I Do For A Living," My Chemical Romance | "Don't Bother," Shakira | |
| "Right Here, Right Now," Jesus Jones | "Whenever, Whenever," Shakira | |
| "Whenever, Wherever," Shakira | "Miami 2017," Billy Joel | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Underneath Your Cloths" originally "Underneath Your Clothes"
Karen Smith
"Oca" originally "Loca"
Song is in Spanish & Oca is Spanish for "goose".
Gretchen Wieners
"Eyes Like Ours" originally "Eyes Like Yours"
Rachel Stedman
"Yes Like Yours" originally "Eyes Like Yours"
Rachel Stedman
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Local" originally "Loca"
Wendy Torrance
"Rutles" originally "Rules"
A band that often parodies the Beatles!
Logan
"Don't Brother" originally "Don't Bother"
As in "Don't, brother!"
crazydon
"Chips Don't Lie" originally "Hips Don't Lie"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Ships Don't Lie" originally "Hips Don't Lie"
Except for Titanic it said it was unsinkable!Lies!
FiFi
There are additional Shakira song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Loch" originally "Loca"
Now it's a song about a Scottish lake.
Wendy Torrance
"Loco" originally "Loca"
Changes Spanish title from feminine to masculine
Wendy Torrance
"Foal" originally "Fool"
Yvette Bristle
"Foil" originally "Fool"
Logan
"Wool" originally "Fool"
Logan
There are additional Shakira song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Loca" | "Mocha" | Rebekah Dub |
| "Whenever, Wherever" | "Oh, What the F--k Ever" | Rebekah Dub |
| "Hips Don't Lie" | "No Lips Big Eyes" | Wax Frog |
| "Waka, Waka" | "Baka, Baka" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Loca" | "Coca-cola" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Whenever, Wherever" | "Acting Together" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "She Wolf" | "She-Male" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Underneath Your Clothes" | "Underneath My Nose" | D9 CHEESE |
| "She Wolf" | "Skeletons in the Closet" | Amanda |
| "Hips Don't Lie" | "Chips Dipped Nice" | Sean |
There are additional Shakira song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Underneath Your Clothes | Under Armor Underwear | pop |
| Eyes Like Yours | Contact Lenses | Eminerd |
| Whenever, Forever | Dating Agency | Ripp |
| Underneath Your Clothes | Lingerie | Joelle |
| Underneath Your Clothes | Genital Warts Cream | heather |
| There are additional Shakira commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Illegal | Prison | Tash |
| Objection (Tango) | Courthouse | Jillyfoo |
| Ciega, Sordomuda (Blind, Deaf And Mute) | Ear, Nose And Throat Clinic | Rosie |
| Underneath Your Clothes | Under Armor underwear | pop |
| Underneath Your Clothes | Rape Crisis Hotline | Claudine |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| All The Small Things Blink 182 | Underneath Your Clothes Shakira | All The Small Things Underneath Your Clothes. . | Samantha |
| I Know Why Sheryl Crow | Hips Don't Lie Shakira | I Know Why Hips Don't Lie | Paris Hilton Is On Fire |
| I Get Wet Andrew W.K. | Underneath Your Clothes Shakira | I Get Wet Underneath Your Clothes Because I'm sweaty. | rocky |
| Dude Looks Like A Lady Aerosmith | Underneath Your Clothes Shakira | Dude, You Look Like A Lady Underneath Your Clothes! Sure, whatever turns you on. | Katie |
| There are additional Shakira duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
Misheard Lyrics:
"Underneath Your Clothes"
Misheard Lyrics: Underneath your clothes
there's an endless story, there's a manager, there's my territory Original Lyrics: Underneath your clothes
There's an endless story There's the man I chose There's my territory | "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with my Mam's. Original Lyrics: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains. |
"Mon Amour"
Misheard Lyrics: Leave the bitch right at the airport
Original Lyrics: Read the big sign at the airport
| "Whenever, Wherever"
Misheard Lyrics: Can't you see? I hate those feet!
Original Lyrics: Can't you see I'm at your feet?
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| There are additional Shakira misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Underneath Your Clothes"
Misheard Lyrics: Underneath your clothes there's an endless story, there's a manager, there's my territory
Original Lyrics: Underneath your clothes
There's an endless story There's the man I chose There's my territory |
Story about this misheard lyric by: badalice04 At that time I heard or read somewhere that Shakira was in a relationship with her manager. So I thought it was a love song for him. |
| There are additional Shakira misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Loca"
Better Lyrics:
And I’m slutty, but you like it (puta,puta,puta)
Stripperific outfits (puta,puta,puta)
I’m easy and you like it (puta,puta,puta)
Stripperific outfits (puta,puta,puta)
I’m easy and you like it (puta,puta,puta)
Original Lyrics:
And I’m crazy, but you like it (loca, loca, loca)
You like that it ain’t easy (loca, loca, loca)
I’m crazy but you like it (loca, loca, loca)
You like that it ain’t easy (loca, loca, loca)
I’m crazy but you like it (loca, loca, loca)
Submitted by: Flash Flood
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"My Hip's Don't Lie"
The Funny Lyrics: I'm on tonight, my hip's don't,lie!
Why They're Funny: Because that's where,your brain is!
Submitted by: Art
| "My Hip's Don't Lie"
The Funny Lyrics: I'm on tonight!
Why They're Funny: And all the,other night's, for that matter!
Submitted by: Arthur
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| There are additional Shakira Funny lyrics available. | |
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"The One"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: 'Cause there's nothing like your smile made of sun
Why They're Nonsensical: Whoa, painful! Imagine having a smile made of sun...surely you'd run the risk of burning your whole face off every time you grinned? Wouldn't you also jeopardise everyone else if you got close and smiled at them? The least you could do is blind everyone in your vicinity! How can Shakira possibly find all this attractive?
Submitted by: Devil Jones
| "Underneath Your Clothes"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Underneath your clothes
There's an endless story Why They're Nonsensical: Personally, I wouldn't want there to be an endless story underneath my clothes.. and if you think about it, it sounds like the guy she's singing about in this song is shop-lifting books! (That is, carrying an "endless story" underneath his clothes!)
Submitted by: Carrie
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| There are additional Shakira nonsensical lyrics available. | |
Insincere Song Lyrics:
"Whenever, Wherever"
The Insincere Lyrics: Baby, I would climb the Andes
only to count the freckles on your body Why They're Insincere: If you really meant this line - then you should seriously seek perofessional help...
Submitted by: A.D.
| "Whenever, Wherever"
The Insincere Lyrics: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
so you don't confuse them with mountains... Why They're Insincere: Oh really?!.....Shakira, I saw you preforming live and they did'nt look that small to me........
Submitted by: A.D.
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"The One"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: To plant more trees
And some day think of kids Why They're Misrhymed: You mean 'keeds', Shakira?
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"Hawaii"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I Went To Hawaii I Met A Girl I Humped Her So Hard She Said Ayee!
Why They're Inappropriate: It Is About Humping A Girl!
Submitted by: May
| "Objection (Tango)"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Objection I'm tired of this triangle
Got dizzy dancing tango Why They're Inappropriate: From complaining about being stuck in a possible and undesirable three-way relationship with a guy...to talking about dancing tango in a successive line! Wow, the cohesion! And did anyone tell Shakira that 'triangle' and 'tango' don't even rhyme in the first place? Or was she so desperate to shove that word in somewhere [given that it's in the title and that's the supposed style of music, so hey, why not!] that any place would do?
Submitted by: Devil Jones
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| There are additional Shakira inappropriate lyrics available. | |
Dirty Song Lyrics:
"Underneath Your Clothes"
The Dirty Lyrics: Underneath your clothes
there's an endless story There's the man I chose there's my territory Of all the things I deserve for being such a good girl honey Why They're Dirty: With a title like that we know exactly what this song is about. That she deserves to take off her man's clothes for being good.
Submitted by: Celeste
| "Hips Don't Lie"
The Dirty Lyrics: I'm on tonight
Why They're Dirty: Well...Just think about it!!
Submitted by: Aspro
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| There are additional Shakira dirty lyrics available. | |
Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Men In This Town"
The Lyrics: Matt Damon's not meant for me
Who They Mention: Matt Damon
Submitted by: Jennifer
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Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Underneath Your Clothes"
The Song Lyrics: Don't get me wrong, 'cause this might sound to you a bit odd.
Song They Mention: "Don't Get Me Wrong" by the Pretenders.
Submitted by: nally
| "Poem To A Horse"
The Song Lyrics: I'll leave again, cause I've been waiting in vain
Song They Mention: "Waiting In Vain" - Bob Marley
Submitted by: nally
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Band Name Anagrams:
A Shark I Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hair Ask Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
As I Hark Submitted by: Donna Rand Blitzen
The herald angels sing.
His Kara Submitted by: Kara Oke
Kia Rash Submitted by: Josh
Song Title Anagrams:
"On" originally "No"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Foreign Language in English Songs:
"Mon Amour"
The Lyrics: They say "l'amour est né à Paris"
So she's planned a little trip to France While she's in anxious anticipation I really hope you have a horrible vacation But when you learn your lesson Come like a prodigal son Read the big sign at the airport Bienvenue from Hell, mon amour Why: "l'amour est né à Paris" is French and means "love is born in Paris". "Bienvenue" is also French meaning "welcome" while "mon amour" means "my love"
Submitted by: Rafael
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