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Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll. Submitted by: latino

Strange Offspring Names:

  • Weeah Samoryia Chilinto - Just plain weird. Submitted by: Bear

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Underneath Your Bed""Underneath Your Clothes"Natasha
"Underneath Your Bones""Underneath Your Clothes"Caitlin
"Tortuga (The Turtle)""Tortura"OC
"Right here, Right now!""Whenever Wherever"Thiis Guy
"I Want A Mango""Objection Tango"Agravated_Alien

There are additional Shakira new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Hips Don't Lie,"Hips can't talk, let alone lie.AzN-BoY

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Where Are You Now?""Underneath Your Clothes," ShakiraWaterbabe
"I Never Told You What I Do For A Living""Don't Bother," ShakiraRazorbill
"Right Here, Right Now""Whenever, Whenever," ShakiraCG

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Don't Brother" originally "Don't Bother"
As in "Don't, brother!"
crazydon
"Chips Don't Lie" originally "Hips Don't Lie"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Ships Don't Lie" originally "Hips Don't Lie"
Except for Titanic it said it was unsinkable!Lies!
FiFi
"Whips Don't Lie" originally "Hips Don't lie"
FiFi
"Chips Don't Lie" originally "Hips Don't Lie"
yummie!
Victoria

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Don't Mother" originally "Don't Bother"
as in, "Don't, Mother!"
Natasha

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Hips Don't Lie""Chips Will Fry"Dominic Salazar
"Hios Don't Lie""Commercials Lie"Michael McVey
"Whenever, Wherever""Whatever, Blah Blah Blah"Sock Puppet
"Hips Don't Lie""My Hips DO Lie"DavidUnexpected feat. UnexpectedDec
"Underneath Your Clothes""Heaven Only Knows"Arwen
"Whenever, Wherever""However, Wherever"Francois B.
"Hips Don't Lie""Rockets Fly (Hezbollah)"The Piano Minstrel
"Objection""Election ( The Get Rid Of Dubya Tango)"Malcolm Higgins
"Objection (Tango)""Correction (Mango)"Silverf
"Hips Don't Lie""Fists Don't Lie"Koibito No Yami (Gared)

There are additional Shakira song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Underneath Your ClothesUnder Armor Underwearpop
Eyes Like YoursContact LensesEminerd
Whenever, ForeverDating AgencyRipp
Underneath Your ClothesLingerieJoelle
Underneath Your ClothesGenital Warts Creamheather
There are additional Shakira commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
IllegalPrisonTash
Objection (Tango)CourthouseJillyfoo
Ciega, Sordomuda (Blind, Deaf And Mute)Ear, Nose And Throat ClinicRosie
Underneath Your ClothesUnder Armor underwearpop
Underneath Your ClothesRape Crisis HotlineClaudine

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
All The Small Things
   Blink 182
Underneath Your Clothes
   Shakira
All The Small Things Underneath Your Clothes.
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Samantha
I Know Why
   Sheryl Crow
Hips Don't Lie
   Shakira
I Know Why Hips Don't Lie
Paris Hilton Is On Fire
I Get Wet
   Andrew W.K.
Underneath Your Clothes
   Shakira
I Get Wet Underneath Your Clothes
Because I'm sweaty.
rocky
Dude Looks Like A Lady
   Aerosmith
Underneath Your Clothes
   Shakira
Dude, You Look Like A Lady Underneath Your Clothes!
Sure, whatever turns you on.
Katie
There are additional Shakira duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Objection (Tango)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Next to her cheeks of let cone, I lack many more.
Original Lyrics:
Next to her cheap silicon, I look minimal.
"Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I won't deny it
My hips don't lie
Original Lyrics:
I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie.
"Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me see you move like you've gone for Bologna.
Original Lyrics:
Let me see you move like you come from Colombia.
"Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at the size of my bottom.
Original Lyrics:
Reading the signs of my body.
There are additional Shakira misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Objection (Tango)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Next to her cheeks of let cone, I lack many more.
Original Lyrics:
Next to her cheap silicon, I look minimal.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Mariana

I always thought that Shakira was signing in another language, which is entirely possible for her. For a long time I thought it was French. Whenever I sang it, I always sort of mumbled what I thought it was (next to her cheeks of let cone, I lack many more).

There are additional Shakira misheard stories available.

Funny Lyrics:

"Objection"
The Funny Lyrics:
It's not her fault that she's so irresistible
Why They're Funny:
Geez, that's nice of Shakira. Normally, this type of conflict would be resolved in a catfight of major proportions, the 'other girl' being the target and one in blame.
Submitted by: Contender
"Whenever,wherever"
The Funny Lyrics:
Lucky my breasts are small and humble, So you don't confuse them with montains.
Why They're Funny:
nope nothing got lost in translation. she is actually talkin about them.
Submitted by: mr anderson
There are additional Shakira Funny lyrics available.

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Hips Dont Lie"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
She makes a man want to speak spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, tu casa
Why They're Nonsensical:
Umm didnt you JUST speak spanish?
Submitted by: Neo
"Fool"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
'Til the day you start changing the rules,
I'll keep chasing the soles of your shoes
Why They're Nonsensical:
From the rest of the song, it sounds as though he's already always changing the rules. And if she's constantly chasing him despite how fruitless it is, why would she stop if he changed the rules? This is kinda redundant if you ask me.
Submitted by: Contender
There are additional Shakira nonsensical lyrics available.

Insincere Lyrics:

"Whenever, Wherever"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Baby, I would climb the Andes
only to count the freckles on your body
Why They're Insincere:
If you really meant this line - then you should seriously seek perofessional help...
Submitted by: A.D.
"Whenever, Wherever"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
so you don't confuse them with mountains...
Why They're Insincere:
Oh really?!.....Shakira, I saw you preforming live and they did'nt look that small to me........
Submitted by: A.D.

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"The One"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
To plant more trees
And some day think of kids
Why They're Misrhymed:
You mean 'keeds', Shakira?
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
 

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"Objection (Tango)"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Objection I'm tired of this triangle
Got dizzy dancing tango
Why They're Inappropriate:
From complaining about being stuck in a possible and undesirable three-way relationship with a guy...to talking about dancing tango in a successive line! Wow, the cohesion! And did anyone tell Shakira that 'triangle' and 'tango' don't even rhyme in the first place? Or was she so desperate to shove that word in somewhere [given that it's in the title and that's the supposed style of music, so hey, why not!] that any place would do?
Submitted by: Devil Jones
"Underneath Your Clothes"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
You know it's true
Oh baby it's so funny
You almost don't believe it
As every voice is hanging
From the silence
Lamps are hanging from the ceiling
Why They're Inappropriate:
Shakira goes from talking about her feelings being underneath some guys clothes to talking about lamps hanging from the ceiling. What does that have to do with anything?
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
There are additional Shakira inappropriate lyrics available.

Dirty Lyrics:

"Underneath Your Clothes"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Underneath your clothes
there's an endless story
There's the man I chose
there's my territory
Of all the things I deserve
for being such a good girl honey
Why They're Dirty:
With a title like that we know exactly what this song is about. That she deserves to take off her man's clothes for being good.
Submitted by: Celeste
"Hips Don't Lie"
The Dirty Lyrics:
I'm on tonight
Why They're Dirty:
Well...Just think about it!!
Submitted by: Aspro
There are additional Shakira dirty lyrics available.

Band Name Anagrams:

Kia Rash Submitted by: Josh
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Fijacion Oral Volumen 1 at Amazon.com
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Dónde Están los Ladrones? at Amazon.com
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Pies Descalzos at Amazon.com
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Grandes Exitos at Amazon.com
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Laundry Service: Washed & Dried [Limited Edition w/ Bonus DVD] at Amazon.com
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Shakira: MTV Unplugged at Amazon.com
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Live & Off the Record (CD & DVD) at Amazon.com
 
 
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