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Song Parodies -> "Empire (Reich)"

Original Song Title:

"Empire"

Original Performer:

Shakira

Parody Song Title:

"Empire (Reich)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Wake up and follow your kin
The Volk of Germany
Feed off the rune of Sig
And “Heil” it back to me
Close up ranks, let the wolf in
I wanna be your, wanna be your Fuhrer
And the drums beat

Let this empire be the Third Reich
We have survived
No more weak Wiemar of the Allied curse
Nuremberg torches light up the night
We can now thrive
No more giving in to unjust, adverse
Deutschland ist frei
Open mic, open mic, open mic:
"SIEG HEIL!!!!
Der Sieg Wird Unser Seine!
Alles fur Deutschland!" too
Fear World War II

I will lead you armed and tell you where to go
Watch, Germans, as Blitzkrieg strikes blow-by-blow
Stronger, in for a fight
I wanna be your, wanna be your Fuhrer
Hear marching feet

Let this empire be the Third Reich
We have survived
No more weak Wiemar of the Allied curse
Nuremberg torches light up the night
We can now thrive
No more giving in to unjust, adverse
Deutschland ist frei
Open mic, open mic, open mic:
"SIEG HEIL!!!!
Der Sieg Wird Unser Seine!
Alles fur Deutschland!" too
Fear World War II

We're just gonna raise our arms
To Adolf Hitler we pledge
And we're gonna fall
(No more weak Weimar of the Allied curse)
Over 60 million dead
And the Holocaust...

Let this empire be the Third Reich
We have survived
No more weak Wiemar of the Allied curse
Nuremberg torches light up the night
We can now thrive
No more giving in to unjust, adverse
Deutschland ist frei
Open mic, open mic, open mic:
"SIEG HEIL!!!!
Der Sieg Wird Unser Seine!
Alles fur Deutschland!" too
Fear World War II
(repeat last 2 lines)

Another loss... who knew???

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Overall Rating: 3.7

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