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Song Parodies -> "Underneath Your Clothes"

Original Song Title:

"Underneath Your Clothes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shakira

Parody Song Title:

"Underneath Your Clothes"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

He's just a sweet transvestite...
Tried your thong
Smitten by the fads of broads
Not smoking bongs
But in this closet's where I belong
Love this frill and lace... When trying on your nighty
Right under your clothes... I'm feeling mighty

Underneath your clothes
Look at me I'm flirty
Grabbed your pantyhose
You might think I'm pervy
I swear to you I'm not a perv
When dressing up in a girl's clothing!

Don't have boobs
But I'd rather wear this bra than a tie
A corset too and you can call me Sweet Transvestite
When my chick is gone then my mind will wander
And I'm dressing up... Like her mother!

Underneath your clothes
Love these fishnet stockings
In your skirt I'll pose
You might think it's shocking
I swear I haven't lost my nerve
Just dressing up in my girl's clothing!

Underneath your clothes
Think that I look dashing
Swear I'm not Psycho
I will not start slashing
I really wish that I had curves
When dressing up like my girl
When dressing up in... Hey, hey, hey, hey...

Leggings I tore when I stuffed my big legs in
Panties, G-Strings, Thongs, Bikinis
I wore those too and babe it was steamy
Now boxers I am leavin'
Not every boy thinks sagging pants are stylish
Skirts and dresses are appealin'
Like a lady, I've got that swagger, I'm decked out in high heels...

Underneath your clothes
I think I look charming
Even wear a bow
It's not that alarming
And from men's jeans I like to swerve
When dressing up in my girl's clothing

Underneath your clothes
(Whoa-oh-ah-oh-oh...)
Please don't think it's gross
Cause I'm feeling sexy
I really like those low-cut shirts
When dressing up like a girl
When dressing up like a girl...

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Max Power - December 05, 2014 - Report this comment
Sounds like Ed Wood, Tim Curry, and Justin Bieber. I wonder what happens when the guy's girlfriend catches him trying on her panties.
Blaydeman - December 09, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I really enjoyed this a lot! There was a sweet charming quality to it when it hit the chorus that was so enticing and tender. The sweetness paired with some really funny lines really make this a very strong spoof indeed. I don't know if I'd label it as a tranvestite story though. More of a cross-dresser. I just think you mislabeled it a bit.
Matthias - December 10, 2014 - Report this comment
Maybe but there aren't really any good cross-dresser references other than Rocky Horror... Hilary Swank in "Boys Don't Cry" I guess but Rocky Horror is more fun.
Matthias - December 10, 2014 - Report this comment
Oh yeah... And "Psycho!" which I referenced in there as well...
Agrimorfee - December 15, 2014 - Report this comment
Transvestism is the same as cross-dressing. Priscilla Queen of the Desert is another good example. Nice to see you get in touch with yer feminine side, Matty. NTTIAWWT. :) 555
You dragged it out of me - December 16, 2014 - Report this comment
Sorry, but wrong answer. Most cross dressers are men and dress up in female clothing for fun. Transvestites OTOH dress up to look like and be mistaken FOR a woman! Transvetites also are connected to Transgender desire or a step towards becoming a she-male. I can speak from experience of party cross dressing for fun and the British obsession (Benny Hill and numerous comedies) that it is harmless. I would however never seek to go down the transvestite path as it's not my orientation nor desire. Fun cross dressing has been going on for centuries in the west and is accepted by society as entertainment whereas transvestites and marginal transgender people are discriminated against. Androdgeny is also problematic. Dressing as a cheerleader for a party or guys wearing panties to work is not the same as being perceived as an actual woman .
bobpiecheese - December 16, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I was worried that was was gonna be as uncomfortable as your entry for the RuPaul round last Artistry, but man, this was an incredible improvement on the portrayal of non-gender-binary folk. In fact, this was actually rather cute, kinda like what B-Man said. Surprised you didn't reference Eddie Izzard. 555!
Abbott Skelding - December 16, 2014 - Report this comment
Nicely done. I like how you kept the original title and just changed the subject matter. Overall, it reminded me a lot of the Stephen Lynch song "Not Home" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk5DFDZWT5Y) < Highly recommended! Good work as always!

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