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Song Parodies -> "Pigs Don't Fly"

Original Song Title:

"Hips Don't Lie"

Original Performer:

Shakira

Parody Song Title:

"Pigs Don't Fly"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

Bolognita is a pig with a dream. TO FLY!
Intro: Piggies up in here tonight!
No flyin’! No flyin’!
Sin vuelo! Sin vuelo!

Pre-Chorus: I really can’t believe that you are gonna try this
I think this plan’s a tad outlandish
Come on don’t bother! (Please!)
Bolognita (Sí!)
This Rasta’s got pasta (Sin vuelo! Sin vuelo!)

Chorus: Oh baby, when you snort like that
You make a porker go mad
It’s unwise to keep on
Chiding the dreams of a hogette
And it’s on tonight
You say that pigs don’t fly
It’s ‘bout time to set things right
My wheels have traction, and tension
Don’t you see? Baby, this is progression

Verse 1: Hey girl, I can see you’re tryna hoof it
And I think that it’s crazy!
Pigs don’t have the needed aerodynamics
You need to stop pretendin’!
And when you walk out through the barnyard
The other swine laugh and snort
They think you should wallow in mud
But everything’s so schizophrenic
The way you claim to lift it
So you gon' end up panceta

Pre-chorus: I never really thought that you were gonna build it
You’re makin’ me wanna learn to sweat
We pigs stay under (Trees!)
It’s betta (Sí!)
Leave flight to the emus (Sin vuelo! Sin vuelo!)

Chorus: Oh baby, when you start to yam
You make a piggy go ham!
So be wise, and step off
Before you end up as a ham hock
It’s on tonight
I heard that pigs don’t fly
Now it’s time to prove them wrong
Got my aero, in tow
Soon you’ll see, I’ll be hot as tocino
I’m ready to take flight
I’ll show that pigs can fly
And I’m starting to win that fight
With this contraption, intention
You’ll all see that it’s the Wright invention

Verse 2: Oh boy, I can feel the body moving
Mechanical, oh man
I don’t, don’t really know what I’m doing!
That’s the end of my plan
My will and fixation
Caused me to fail now, fail now
Dreamt of zooming, thought I can, but I can’t
That’s a bit too hard to create

Vuela en sus sueños de noche
Vuela en sus sueños de dia
Vuela en sus sueños de noche
Vuela en sus sueños de dia

Pre-Chorus: I never really thought you’d give up like this
It’s not like swine to act so sheepish
Don’t be a llama! (Please!)
Bolognita (Sí)
Make better, propellers (Debe volar! Debe volar!)

Chorus: Oh baby, when you talk like that
Don’t try to be so civilized
I am wise, won’t keep on
Crafting these large aeronautics

Bridge: Bolognita, now I feel ya
Let me see you fly, like your name is Amelia

Se puede volar así como un águila, say it!
Se puede volar así como un águila

Yeah
She’s so sassy, every pig’s fantasy
A bacon grease like me back with the Greasers from a bad teen movie
She’s so fly like Goldbloom in a lab
She buzz, she buzz
She keeps the whole barn busy
Why the CDC wanna watch us?
Aviation and bacon?
So we’re guilty, it’s a magical transaction
Little Bo Peep, Mary have their own lambs
But the sween run the scene
Cuz we’re getting off land

Chorus: It’s on tonight!
I’ll prove that pigs can fly
And it’ll be an awesome sight
Come on let’s go, not slow
Piggies, are pink and not yellow
You know I will take flight
You’ll say that pigs can fly
And ev’ryone will know that’s right
An attraction, sensation
Just a pig and a pig that’s Haitian

No lyin’…
We flyin’
Volando! Volando!
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Total Votes: 9

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Matthias - December 10, 2014 - Report this comment
Honestly, I would like to know what it says in Spanish because I think I'm missing some good jokes being lost in translation. I liked the idea here about a pig wanting to learn how to fly and trying and failing and trying again and succeeding. This would be a great kid's book or an animated movie. There was something Below Average Dave about this as well with you naming the pig: Bolognita. Whatever happened to that guy?
Max Power - December 11, 2014 - Report this comment
Funny thing is that there was an old anime series where a girl turns into a magical flying pig...I know, I know. It's that weird.
Rob Arndt - December 11, 2014 - Report this comment
That was Tonde Burin...
Agrimorfee - December 16, 2014 - Report this comment
Creative idea, a lot of fun, even if I needed some translation.
bobpiecheese - December 16, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Brilliant stuff! I agree that some translation notes were needed, but a) I put the big sentences in Babelfish and they made sense and b) it's awesome you kept the English-Spanish mix from the OS intact. 555 winged pigs!
Abbott Skelding - December 16, 2014 - Report this comment
Honestly, this one started off slow for me...but got better and better as it went on. The "rap" breakdown in the middle was great (with the "so fly like Goldblum" line being excellent). A lot of funny stuff in here, great work!

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