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Song Parodies -> "Whatever... Whatever"

Original Song Title:

"Whenever, Wherever"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shakira

Parody Song Title:

"Whatever... Whatever"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Daily talk of Trump...
Too bad the news won't go away, but
They demand to follow your existence
President who is a naughty rich man, but
Who keeps the media in their business

News cycles follow his every story
CNN exclusives are never boring
Never could imagine fake news glory
Ten million ways to hate somebody

Roll footage day-after-day, day-after-day
Can't you see
It's because of defeat? (In '16)

(Chorus)
Whatever... whatever
News cycles go on forever
DEMs all scared and live in fear
"Make America Great" is what they hear
Collusion and blunder
But yet you have to wonder
Where's the proof? It has not appeared
And all the sources are unclear!

All he says is twisted and jumbled
Twitter feed leads are always hunted
Looking for a cause of trouble
Politicizing when Trump does stumbles
This surpassing old Big Brother
Lie lovers, the media feeds them
Panels with liberal bumblers
But true Conservatives make them quiver!

Roll footage day-after-day, day-after-day
Can't you see
It's because of defeat?

(Chorus)

Roll footage day-after-day, day-after-day
Can't you see
Hillary didn't win?

Same footage, day-after-day
Where is the crime?
No evidence
Nothing but lies

News cycles go on forever
DEMs all scared and live in fear
"Make America Great" is what they hear
Collusion and blunder
It's not the facts, but what they feel
Endless accusations, overblown fears
Divisiveness is not that real...

(Chorus)

"Fake news... no sources, they make it up as they go along"
~ Trump

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