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These are lyrics by Shakira that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Shakira

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Shakira's, "Objection Tango"
The Funny Lyrics:
It's not her fault that she's so irresistible
Why They're funny:
Geez, that's nice of Shakira. Normally, this type of conflict would be resolved in a catfight of major proportions, the 'other girl' being the target and one in blame.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Shakira's, "Ready For The Good Times"
The Funny Lyrics:
I used to read survival guides
When my world was full of seven legged cats
But here I am with 8 more lives
Why They're funny:
I've never read any survival guides that tell you how to deal with seven legged cats!!
Submitted by: Claire Stephens
Shakira's, "The One"
The Funny Lyrics:
So I learn to cook and finally lose my kitchen phobia
So I've got the arms to cuddle in when there's a ghost or a muse
That brings insomnia
Why They're funny:
"Kitchen phobia" sounds funny when Shakira says it because there is no such thing! (Why would anyone be afraid of kitchens?) Also, it is funny that she believes in ghosts!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
The Funny Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble,
so you don't confuse them with mountains
Why They're funny:
Let's just say that they would have to be incredibly big for that confusion to happen.
Submitted by: Karolina

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