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Shakira's, "Fool"
The Funny Lyrics:
With my tears, you'd make a sea a desert
Why They're funny:
Wouldn't it be the other way around?
Submitted by: Claire Stephens
Shakira's, "Objection/Whenever Wherever"
The Funny Lyrics:
Objection: 'Next to her cheap silicone I look minimal'
Whenever, Wherever: 'Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains'
Whenever, Wherever: 'Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains'
Why They're funny:
Is it just me, or does she have a serious obsession with her breasts?
Submitted by: Devilishmoonlightdawn
Shakira's, "Objection"
The Funny Lyrics:
It's not her fault that she's so irresistible
Why They're funny:
Geez, that's nice of Shakira. Normally, this type of conflict would be resolved in a catfight of major proportions, the 'other girl' being the target and one in blame.
Submitted by: Contender
Shakira's, "Ready For The Good Times"
The Funny Lyrics:
I used to read survivial guides
When my world was full of seven legged cats
But here I am with 8 more lives
When my world was full of seven legged cats
But here I am with 8 more lives
Why They're funny:
I've never read any survivial guides that tell you how to deal with seven legged cats!!
Submitted by: Claire Stephens
Shakira's, "The One"
The Funny Lyrics:
So I learn to cook And finally lose my
kitchen phobia
kitchen phobia
Why They're funny:
Did you all know that Shakira didn't
know english when she wrote her
songs, she looked them all up in a
dictonary so thats why her lyrics sound
different because she doesn't know
slang. Thats why i love her so much
she is her own person and does her
own thing and doesnt care.
know english when she wrote her
songs, she looked them all up in a
dictonary so thats why her lyrics sound
different because she doesn't know
slang. Thats why i love her so much
she is her own person and does her
own thing and doesnt care.
Submitted by: Tiffanee
Shakira's, "The One"
The Funny Lyrics:
So I learn to cook And finally lose my kitchen phobia
So I' ve got the arms to cuddle in
When there's a ghost or a muse
That brings insomnia
So I' ve got the arms to cuddle in
When there's a ghost or a muse
That brings insomnia
Why They're funny:
Kithen phobia sounds funny when Shakira says it because there is no such thing! Also, it is funny that she believes in ghosts!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
Shakira's, "The One"
The Funny Lyrics:
To buy more thongs to write more happy songs
Why They're funny:
I know I always have to buy more thongs so that I can write more happy songs.
Submitted by: Carrie S.
Shakira's, "Underneath Your Clothes"
The Funny Lyrics:
Underneath your clothes theres an endless story
Why They're funny:
Underneath his clothes theres a story? I thought he'd just be naked!
Submitted by: UlrikA
Shakira's, "Whenever, Wherever"
The Funny Lyrics:
Lucky my breasts are small and humble,
So you don't confuse them with montains.
So you don't confuse them with montains.
Why They're funny:
I think something got lost when this was translated into English???
Submitted by: Barrie
Shakira's, "Whenever,Wherever"
The Funny Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
Why They're funny:
hmm, yes, very humble, seeing as their usually three quarters exposed and most of your music videos
Submitted by: LoSeYoUrSeLf
Shakira's, "Whenever,wherever"
The Funny Lyrics:
Lucky my breasts are small and humble, So you don't confuse them with montains.
Why They're funny:
nope nothing got lost in translation. she is actually talkin about them.
Submitted by: mr anderson
Shakira's, "the one (i need)"
The Funny Lyrics:
So I find a reason to shave my legs
Each single morning
and
To buy more thongs
And write more happy songs
It always takes a little help from someone
Each single morning
and
To buy more thongs
And write more happy songs
It always takes a little help from someone
Why They're funny:
ha! it's funny because it's true! you need some incentive to shave your legs and buy new g-strings. gotta love shakira's warped lyrical sense.
Submitted by: Gem
Shakira's, "the one (i need)"
The Funny Lyrics:
So I find a reason to shave my legs/ Each single morning
and
To buy more thongs/ And write more happy songs/ It always takes a little help from someone
and
To buy more thongs/ And write more happy songs/ It always takes a little help from someone
Why They're funny:
ha! it's funny because it's true! you need some incentive to shave your legs and buy new g-strings. gotta love shakira's warped lyrical sense.
Submitted by: Gem
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