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Song Parodies -> "Katy"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Mighty Mighty Bosstones

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

This is a tribute to pop-superstar Katy Perry...and by tribute, I mean in the "Weird Al's" "Melanie" kind of way. Original Song
You’re a perfect 10
I’m your biggest fan
Katy, you’re really hot...please
Be my girlfriend!

I really hope I’m not offending
But my love for you’s unending
I’d run a million miles in high heeled shoes for you
Bet your hair smells delicious
Oh, you’re asking how I know this?
Dug through your trash, found your shampoo!

I’m wishing you’d be mine, Katy Perry.
Send flowers all the time, right to your place.
But here’s something you’ll like, look here, Katy...
A tattoo on my thigh, it’s of your face

Oh please, just one date
It will be great
Katy, come meet my mom now
No time to waste!

Bought a white dress for our wedding
Size is perfect, there’s no guessing
‘Cause I measured your fine body while you slept
My love for you is neverending
Everyday, I’m so sweet-smelling
‘Cause my cologne’s just a bottle of your sweat

I’m begging, please be mine, Katy Perry
And it would change my life if you would say,
You’d be my Valentine, please Miss Perry
You’re gonna be my missus anyday
Yes way!

I wanna hear you Roar Katy Perry
A California Gurl, no other way
You kissed a girl one time, listen Katy:
I promise I don’t mind, yes, that’s okay!

Oh won’t you please be mine, Katy Perry
You’ve called the police twice, I’m not crazy
I promise a great life, Katy Perry
Mom’s basement’s pretty nice, awfully cozy
NOTE: This is all satire. I (or no one I know) am not the inspiration for this song.

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 11

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Be Advised - February 25, 2015 - Report this comment
You DO know that her whole life is cats, right? You better like them or else you're history. Why do you think she calls herself Katy Kat? 555 meows and claws sinking into your flesh!
Matthias - February 25, 2015 - Report this comment
Plus do you really want to have Russell Brand's sloppy seconds? Ewwwww.... Good parody but I wish you included more things actually about Katy Perry like her whip cream and cherry bra, left shark, Elmo, there's plenty of things to work with here that you didn't include for whatever reason but the security code thinks that your love is cute because it's "AWW"
Abbott Skelding - February 25, 2015 - Report this comment
Matty you take that back! Katy Perry is a SAINT! haha
Blaydeman - March 09, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I actually like Katy Perry. She's not the most gifted musician in the world, but here songs are enjoyable and fun. I also think she's a very sincere person, plus she's hot. I agree with Matty that I would've love to see you have more fun with actually Katy Perry events and information. The random stalker-y bits are funny too, but their really just random, whereas the stanza where you were riffing off a bunch of her songs was hilarious and amazing, just because it's known factual information we all can be like, "Ha! Those are Katy Perry song puns!" Which is a very strong tool to have. Overall, a lot of fun my man!
Below Average Dave - March 10, 2015 - Report this comment
aww... where's the puns. . .she has so many easy puns out there, anyone Wide Awake could make one. . .how are you Abbott
Max Power - March 10, 2015 - Report this comment
I always figure her to be a furry.
bobpiecheese - March 10, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Great parody here, although the fact that this is about Katy Perry reads like an afterthought. I mean, outside of the second-to-last chorus, this could've been your run-of-the-mill stalker parody. More references like loving her Unconditionally or referencing her voicing Smurfette would've been awesome. Still, as is, 555 whipped cream bikinis!
Agrimorfee - March 10, 2015 - Report this comment
(LOL Max!) Yeah, I echo the critical sentiments above. It's more about stalker imagery than K. Perry. They ARE good stalker lines, you gotta agree.

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