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Song Parodies -> "Hypnotized"

Original Song Title:

"Paralyzer"

Original Performer:

Finger Eleven

Parody Song Title:

"Hypnotized"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

I’m walking so nervously
Nothing is in sync
And nothing is helping me
And some guy came right up to me
He’s real creepy
And I feel awkward, as I should
This guy has got to be
The most outrageous thing
The weirdest that I’ve seen
He pulls out his pocket watch
It’s in my face
Waved it right in my face

Well I got hypnotized
I gave my mind power to you
This guy just made me move
But I want to stand still
And this guys making
Me do things I don’t want to
I’ll probably go right through
A whole week or two

I’m wishing that I could think
And I can’t blink
I’m looking like a zombie
And this night has not been fun
Wanted to stay home
But this guys having too much fun
This thing will hopefully
Wear off in a week
That would be cool with me
Well I’m just imagining
What people think
When they see my blank face

Well, I got hypnotized
I ate a lot of Elmer’s Glue
This guys making me move
And I want to stay still
And I lit 10 matches
Bid my house adieu
I’ll probably walk into
A big brick wall or two

Well, I got hypnotized
I gave all of my cash to you
This guys making me move
But I want to stay still
All my clothes are mismatched
I bought a canoe
I’ll probably run right through
A screen door or two

I got hypnotized
And I just do not have a clue
I wish I wouldn’t move
I just want to stay still
I got thirty stitches
And a new tattoo

I’ll probably walk into
A big brick wall or two

I’ll probably run right through
A screen door or two

This thing will just wear off
In a week or two

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Crazy Dave - December 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Pretty good. the pacing was just off, but i like the song alot. 455
Jonathan S. - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
A hilarious take on mind-control. 455

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