-> "The Procrastinators Anthem Pt. 8: The Procrastinator"
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"The Procrastinators Anthem Pt. 8: The Procrastinator"
Man, I’m just so done
I want this all to end
Been in school so long
Sometimes I just pretend...
Instead of studyin’
Read comic books, wish I could be-e-e...like them
The hero that you’d need
Corruption I’ll impede and all will love me
I won’t study!
Think I’m done with college
No need for assignments
I know it’s best!
You lost your dog, little boy?
I will go find Fluffy...
First, practice burping...I’ll go searching
You’ll discover I'm not like the others
Do it my way, it will do you wonders! “What is your name?!”
Why do it now? I’ll just save it for later!
Done right away? You best call another
Call that Bruce Wayne if you wanted something done...but I’m great!
Not Superman, but I know that I’m better
When crime runs wild, I’ll go
And sort three years of past email...oh, well
Response time, not so quick
Test new deodorant
Instead of fighting...most won’t call me
But don’t worry!
Some evil guy is gonna destroy ya?
You’ll be just fine, it’s just paranoia, yeah! I’ll just wait...
Think I’ll just play Mrs. Pac Man or Frogger
Bomb will go off unless I can stop it?
It’s only May, must get Christmas shopping done! Time, I’ll save
Just run away, and you won’t be in danger
There’s a bear trap on your head?
I will be right there...
Once I train for this relay race
Starts this time next year
Scared to death, so much fright
Then they call for me
A comet headed for this town
I’ll help after Glee...
That’s what I’ll do
That sounds so cool
That’s what I’ll do!
I’m done with school!
My own comic book
Has got me dis-tracted
Maybe I could suggest an assignment
Get out of school with creative writing, OH! It’s so great!
Could A Slacker Go Fight Crime As A Savior?”
Professor said I’ll get my diploma
A passing grade and I will get outta here! Just one page!
End of semester
I have three months to turn in this one paper
[Professor:] (Keep you up to task)
(You’ve been here far too long)
[Slacker:] Start right away, won’t wait any longer
Or I could play games and just not get it done, either way
Why worry now? It is due in December
[Professor:] (This is not that hard)
(I want this all to end)
[Slacker:] What if I say I don’t write this paper?
‘Least not today, I’d much rather have some fun than get grades
Why do it now? I’ll just save it for later
I will fail you
Your paper’s due
You sir, are through!
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