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Song Parodies -> "Crank Dat Carlton Banks"

Original Song Title:

"Crank Dat Soulja Boy"

Original Performer:

Soulja Boy Tell'em

Parody Song Title:

"Crank Dat Carlton Banks"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Original Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpocrqvP2Yg
Yoooouuuu!
Carlton Banks, you tell 'em
Hey I got a new dance for you all called the Carlton Banks
Yoooouuuu!
Spin around then swing your arms now from left to right
Aaaaaaaawwwwwww yeeeeaaaah!

Carlton Banks up in his home
Bel Air Cali where he roams
All day dances to Tom Jones
It’s not unusual
Go Carlton, yoooouuu...(Crank dat Carlton Banks)
Go Carlton, yoooouuu...(Crank dat Carlton Banks)
Go Carlton, yoooouuu...(Crank dat Carlton Banks)
Go Carlton, yoooouuu...(Crank dat Carlton Banks)

Carlton Banks up in his home
Bel Air Cali where he roams
All day dances to Tom Jones
It’s not unusual
Go Carlton, yoooouuu...(Crank dat Carlton Banks)
Go Carlton, yoooouuu...(Crank dat Carlton Banks)
Go Carlton, yoooouuu...(Crank dat Carlton Banks)
Go Carlton, yoooouuu...(Crank dat Carlton Banks)

Carlton Banks can really go
Sweater vests and argyle socks
Not unusual
To dance to Tom Jones and never stop
He’s a nerd, he’s not a jock
Can’t get girls, he has no charm
When he does that Carlton dance
He spins right around and swings his arms
(Now You)
His dance cannot be surpassed
And If he hears that music
He’ll be dancing cause he’s rich and
You won’t see him at local parties
But he’s dancin’ everyday
Will always makes fun
But what does he know anyway?

Carlton Banks up in his home
Bel Air Cali where he roams
All day dances to Tom Jones
It’s not unusual
Go Carlton, yoooouuu...(Crank dat Carlton Banks)
Go Carlton, yoooouuu...(Crank dat Carlton Banks)
Go Carlton, yoooouuu...(Crank dat Carlton Banks)
Go Carlton, yoooouuu...(Crank dat Carlton Banks)

Carlton Banks up in his home
Bel Air Cali where he roams
All day dances to Tom Jones
It’s not unusual
Go Carlton, yoooouuu...(Crank dat Carlton Banks)
Go Carlton, yoooouuu...(Crank dat Carlton Banks)
Go Carlton, yoooouuu...(Crank dat Carlton Banks)
Go Carlton, yoooouuu...(Crank dat Carlton Banks)

Man, look at Carlton go
That’s the only dance he knows
He really knows how to dance
Even though he’s really short
Everybody can see
Carlton Banks is the man
They be sayin’ “What the heck?
Had no idea he could dance, man.”
Watch him do it, watch him move it
Dance, dance
Let get to it, let get to it
Nope, you can't do it like C
Don’t try to do it like C
Man, I see you tryin’ do it like C
You can’t dance, that’s ugly

Carlton Banks up in his home
Bel Air Cali where he roams
All day dances to Tom Jones
It’s not unusual
Go Carlton, yoooouuu...(Crank dat Carlton Banks)
Go Carlton, yoooouuu...(Crank dat Carlton Banks)
Go Carlton, yoooouuu...(Crank dat Carlton Banks)
Go Carlton, yoooouuu...(Crank dat Carlton Banks)

Carlton Banks up in his home
Bel Air Cali where he roams
All day dances to Tom Jones
It’s not unusual
Go Carlton, yoooouuu...(Crank dat Carlton Banks)
Go Carlton, yoooouuu...(Crank dat Carlton Banks)
Go Carlton, yoooouuu...(Crank dat Carlton Banks)
Go Carlton, yoooouuu...(Crank dat Carlton Banks)

All day in his mansion home
He don’t listen to rock and roll
All day listens to Tom Jones
“It’s Not Unusual”
Not unusual [x9]
Moving like he has an itch
Watch him go and do his jig
That song just makes him go berserk
And no one dance like him
No one dance like him
No one dance like him
No one dance like him
No one dance like him
(Awwwwwww) (You)

Carlton Banks up in his home
Bel Air Cali where he roams
All day dances to Tom Jones
It’s not unusual
Go Carlton, yoooouuu...(Crank dat Carlton Banks)
Go Carlton, yoooouuu...(Crank dat Carlton Banks)
Go Carlton, yoooouuu...(Crank dat Carlton Banks)
Go Carlton, yoooouuu...(Crank dat Carlton Banks)

Carlton Banks up in his home
Bel Air Cali where he roams
All day dances to Tom Jones
It’s not unusual
Go Carlton, yoooouuu...(Crank dat Carlton Banks)
Go Carlton, yoooouuu...(Crank dat Carlton Banks)
Go Carlton, yoooouuu...(Crank dat Carlton Banks)
Go Carlton, yoooouuu...(Crank dat Carlton Banks)

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 5

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Rebekah Dub - February 24, 2012 - Report this comment
I love Fresh Prince, and I love this parody. Carlton's dance has me laughing every time. 5's.

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