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Song Parodies -> "Popsicle"

Original Song Title:

"Bicycle Race"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Popsicle"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Popsicle, popsicle, popsicle
I want to eat my popsicle, popsicle, popsicle
I want to eat my popsicle
I want to eat it now
I want to eat my popsicle
When I eat them I just say wow

It is hot, and there's steam
You say ice, then say cream
You say "What?' I say hey man
I do not like ice cream
Go and get the good stuff
You say "what' and then "kind'
I say "don't care, I don't mind'
You ask, "Orange?' I say "fine'
I don't believe in that ice cream
I do not play for that team
All I wanna eat is

Popsicle, popsicle, popsicle
I want to eat my popsicle, popsicle, popsicle
I want to eat my popsicle
I want to eat it now
I want to eat my popsicle
I want to eat itThe big ice cream truck is coming this way
So forget all your problems oh yeah!
Fat bottomed girls
Just get out of my way
I'll just jump right over them oh yeah
'Come on guys', get cash, go
Popsicles now, popsicles now, popsicles now
Popsicle, popsicle, popsicle
I want to eat my popsicle
Popsicle, popsicle, popsicle, popsicle
Popsicles now
You say blue, I say green
Best flavor, ever seen
'Hey you!' I say cool it man
I only had two out of the entire box
You say "pie?" there's no need
You say "cake?" I say jeez
After three, I say Jesus
I don't wanna be the spokesman for
Cake or pie or that ice cream
Cause all I wanna eat is

Popsicle, popsicle, popsicle
I want to eat my popsicle, popsicle, popsicle
I want to eat my popsicle
I want to eat it now
I want to eat my popsicle
I don't care why, or when, or how

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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Steve K. - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, Abbott!!!!! Five flavors for you.
Stephen aka Step-chan - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I agree with Steve K., 555.
Mark Scotti - November 19, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I was at the concert in MSG in NY where about 30 topless girls came riding out on stage on bycycles.
Matthias - November 19, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm a big fan of topless girls too Mark but I'm not too sure what that has to do with Abbott's parody here. Well done sir. Especially being a very very early parody from you. I don't think I was even around on this site when this was released.
Mark Scotti - November 20, 2010 - Report this comment
To Matthias,the OS gave me that memory, as that was the song they rode out to(followed bt Fat bottomed girls). As for Popsicle, 555 flavors tastes good..
Below Average Dave - November 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Melons and Popsicles are related. . .but I digress from your guys' conversation--uh Abbott--love the idea, but Have to be honest, I had a lot of trouble following the pacing in the second stanza. . .but still really love the idea.
Agrimorfee - November 24, 2010 - Report this comment
A bit repititive for me. I couldn't get the image of "The Popsicle Twins" from the Gong Show out of my mind as i read this.
Guy - November 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Artistry Queen

Abbott - you make writing this parody look as easy as cake or a piece of pie. Like your word play in this. You kept the race going to the very end. Who won the race? You did of course. Fine, fresh and original. I scream you 5's for the fine "Pop" culture...
bobpiecheese - November 30, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Cool idea, little awkward in pacing, but still amusing. 555 worthy.
Rex - November 30, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Did you know that after looking at the word popsicle about twenty time it starts to look misspelled? Love the concept and I only had a couple of issues with the pacing. Good work, have a popsicle.

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