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Song Parodies -> "Condiments"

Original Song Title:

"Confident"

Original Performer:

Demi Lovato

Parody Song Title:

"Condiments"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Sure, in smaller doses...who doesn't love condiments? Apparently, this guy just can't get enough! Original Song
Are you hungry?
Yeah!

It's time for me to make it
Making lunch right now
Open the fridge and
I’m in love right now
You must think I’m crazed
Jars and bottles fill my place

When I just need a quick snack
To the fridge I’ll go
Sauce-lovers, rejoice!
They’re right on the door
I’ll grab Grey Poupon
And a spoon...I’m set for days!

(Oh, oh, oh)
Who needs food when you’ve got mayonnaise?
Ketchup’s always on my mind
Horseradish is underrated, rated, rated

What's wrong with eatin’, what's wrong with needin’
What's wrong with eatin’ condiments? (huh, huh, huh)
What's wrong with eatin’, what's wrong with needin’
What's wrong with eatin’ condiments? (mmm, mmm, mmm)

It's time to make breakfast now
Soy sauce and syrup
Just add some salsa
And then blend it up
Hey you should try some!
‘Cause it does your body right!

Okay, sure...I’ve never dated
But I know just what girls like
Worcestershire perfume...ladies...ladies...ladies?

What's wrong with eatin’, what's wrong with needin’
What's wrong with eatin’ condiments? (huh, huh, huh)
I can’t stop eatin’, I won’t stop eatin’
What's wrong with eatin’ condiments? (mmm, mmm, mmm)
What's wrong with eatin’, what's wrong with needin’
What's wrong with eatin’ condiments? (huh, huh, huh)
Ketchup, I’m eatin’, hot sauce I’m needin’
What's wrong with eatin’ condiments? (mmm, mmm, mmm)

Sriracha is awesome tasting…
Barbeque sauce gets me crazy, crazy, crazy!

Vinegar, need it! Tartar sauce, gimme!
What's wrong with eatin’ condiments? (mm, mm, mm)
Relish - I’m pleadin’, Jelly, it’s sweet and
What's wrong with eatin’ condiments? (huh, huh, huh)
Patrick’s an idjit, no need to ask it
Yes, May-on-naise - an instrument! (ha, ha, ha)
What's wrong with needin’, no wrong with needin’
I’m only eatin’ condiments! (huh, huh, huh)
The "Patrick" line at the end is a reference to the Spongebob episode where Patrick asks Squidward if mayonnaise (and horseradish) is a musical instrument...OF COURSE IT IS!

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Matthias - May 09, 2016 - Report this comment
This is really funny because I have a friend who is 100% anti-condiments and I would love to play this song for him so here's hoping that this one gets a recording
Rob Arndt - May 09, 2016 - Report this comment
That's what so great about America. We take other people's food, add condiments, and make them ours. 555! The original symbols of our nation, the Hamburger and Hotdog (Frankfurter) were German in origin. Add condiments and they're American as is Barbie (also taken from German Bild Lilli) ;-)

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