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I’m fast asleep, then I hear a big “thump”
Look out the door to see what woke me up
In the full moon, I see filling the street...
They’re plastic zombies coming for me!
Oh boy! Destroy!
They’re blood-thirsty zombie gnomes!
Not toys! Such noise!
Someone save me from these gnomes!
So now my home is boarded up
There’s sev’ral hundred wanting blood!
I hit a few when I last mowed my lawn
They say “That wasn’t nice...now you must fall!”
Oh boy! Lawn toys!
I should not have hit those gnomes!
Destroyed! Bad choice!
Now I’m fighting off these gnomes!
Plastic zombies a-breaking in my home
How’m’I gonna kill these gnomes!?
They’re now inside, they’re gonna get me!
They grab my arm...and they bite me
I’m getting smaller, feel a beard growing - eek!
And now I’m plastic - help me please!
Gnome Boy, Gnome Boy
In the front yard of my home
Oh boy, gnomes, oy!
And now they’re gonna mow the lawn!
They won’t listen!
They’re coming at me, help me! Why, oh why?
Oh these crazy gnomes
Boy they’re filling the streets
They all need a taste of blood
And all of them just wanna see
Cause now I’m a gnome and *lawnmower sound*
A zombie gnome!
Why-why-why-why-why-why!? *Lawnmower running over a gnome sound*
When you’re mowing, watch for gnomes!
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