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Song Parodies -> "Food Fight!"

Original Song Title:

"Girlfight"

Original Performer:

Brooke Valentine feat. Big Boi and Lil' Jon

Parody Song Title:

"Food Fight!"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Original Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svjfXrCcxwY
I'm stocked up on Jello
Two dozen chicken wings
Everything I will throw
Go flyin' off my tray
Cause I'm gonna start a what? Food Fight!

Have to go blow off some stress
History quiz, algebra test
I'll be calm when I make a mess
I'll just throw some food then off to recess
There's my ex-girlfriend I once dated
I grabbed some food, it's time to play this
Threw it hard after I aimed it
Hit her in the face with some mashed potatoes

After contact she went and grabbed some chips
And some meatloaf and gave it a pitch
The mess hit me smack dab in the lip
Theres about' to be a what? Food Fight!

We're all trying to show
How much food we can waste
Everything I will throw
Go flyin' off my tray
Cause theres gonna be a what? Food Fight!

Now the fight is going really good
Everybody's going like I knew they would
There's quite a mess on the inside
Peanut butter, applesauce and plenty of french fries
The principal is whipping those M&M's
My math teacher squirting condiments
Throw a steak thats charred, throw lemon meringue
Gonna throw coleslaw and candy canes

I really do not see a future end to this
As long as we're here, this fight exists
Got a frozen hot dog in the lip
In the middle of a what? Food Fight!

It's like we're throwing snow
But with edible things
Everything I will throw
Go flyin' off my tray
Cause theres gonna be a what? Food Fight!

Oh snap, in the middle of combat
In the middle of the lunch room, all this food is flyin' fast
They throwin' all their slushies and whippin' all their bon-bons
They're throwin' candy that was vended and the guy who got hit just just a moron
No one dare call security
Threw my McFlurry
Had to make it quick, had to hurry
Is that a bowl of curry?
There is no need to worry
Won't get in trouble cause we all will scurry
Let the janitors clean this up

It's now time for us to go
To run out of this place
Everything that I throw
Went flyin' off my tray
Cause theres gonna be a what? Food Fight!

It's not time for us to go
Go running out the door
You cannot see out the window
Janitors, put that mop on the floor

Ran outside
I know that they can't catch me
Cause we just got done with what? Food Fight!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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bobpiecheese - May 29, 2014 - Report this comment
(ABC) There was a lot of missing bits here, like the intro, half of the first-prechorus and the bit before the guest rap, though you might've been working of a shortened version, I dunno. Though that's the only negative, this was a pretty damn good parody, especially seeing as how the topic is kinda limited. 555!
Agrimorfee - May 30, 2014 - Report this comment
This is my ABC critique but I hate to say I am having computer issues and not able to listen to the OS while reading the page. That said, this reads pretty damned funny, it reminded me of a Shel Silverstein poem--set to the music, probably a lot more family-friendly than the OS! This'll rate high for me, too. 555, presuming the pace is A-ok.
Blaydeman - May 31, 2014 - Report this comment
(ABC) This round is stacked with good parodies! Jeez! Very funny, you've been doing a lot of party-type parodies lately, but you're really good at them, so no complaints here. I also found some portions, you must have used a different version that what I have, so I won't fault you for that. Goo stuff!
Matthias - May 31, 2014 - Report this comment
Food fights are always fun. The best food fight in my opinion was done in Animal House. That movie is a classic! This one scores high up there too and would make for a great music video if you recorded it and paired it with a whole bunch of food fights from movies and TV shows.
Jeff Reuben - May 31, 2014 - Report this comment
Throwing mashed potatoes is a feat by itself! I agree with Matty on the video (and Animal House).

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