-> "Boulevard of Bad Hygiene"
Original Song Title:
"Boulevard of Broken Dreams"
Parody Song Title:
"Boulevard of Bad Hygiene"
The Lyrics
I'm walking all alone
Cause no one dares to come near my B.O.
Don't know where I'll go
But I smell real bad and I walk alone
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Bad Hygiene
I can't go to sleep
The smell just keeps me up and I walk alone
I need some soap
I need some soap
I need some soap
I need some…
My shampoo's gone and everyone can smell me
My armpits stink, my face is really greasy
Sometimes I wish someone out there will wash me
Right now I need some soap
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no
Oh no, oh no, oh no
I really smell like swine
My last bath was at the age of nine
And there's a green slime
On my feet and in between my toes
Think I'm doing fine
Till I saw squirrels fall off power lines
I think something died
I shouldn't be alive and I walk alone
I need some soap
I need some soap
I need some soap
I need some…
My shadow's gone, it wouldn't walk beside me
Just grab the hose and give me a quick cleaning
Sometimes I wish someone out there will wash me
Right now I need some soap
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no
Oh no, oh no
I need some soap
I need some…
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Bad Hygiene
The smell makes you weep
It's stained into my clothes and I need some…
No body wash will help me be less stinky
No brand of soap will help me stop this smell and-
Sometimes I wish someone out there will wash me
Till then I walk alone...
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