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Song Parodies -> "Boulevard of Bad Hygiene"

Original Song Title:

"Boulevard of Broken Dreams"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Boulevard of Bad Hygiene"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Credits to "thekit" for the original idea...I thought it was very good, so I'd give it a try...
I'm walking all alone
Cause no one dares to come near my B.O.
Don't know where I'll go
But I smell real bad and I walk alone

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Bad Hygiene
I can't go to sleep
The smell just keeps me up and I walk alone

I need some soap
I need some soap
I need some soap
I need some…

My shampoo's gone and everyone can smell me
My armpits stink, my face is really greasy
Sometimes I wish someone out there will wash me
Right now I need some soap

Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I really smell like swine
My last bath was at the age of nine
And there's a green slime
On my feet and in between my toes

Think I'm doing fine
Till I saw squirrels fall off power lines
I think something died
I shouldn't be alive and I walk alone

I need some soap
I need some soap
I need some soap
I need some…

My shadow's gone, it wouldn't walk beside me
Just grab the hose and give me a quick cleaning
Sometimes I wish someone out there will wash me
Right now I need some soap

Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no
Oh no, oh no

I need some soap
I need some…

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Bad Hygiene
The smell makes you weep
It's stained into my clothes and I need some…

No body wash will help me be less stinky
No brand of soap will help me stop this smell and-
Sometimes I wish someone out there will wash me
Till then I walk alone...

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 16

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 1
 1
 
 2   1
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 1
 0
 
 4   1
 0
 1
 
 5   14
 14
 14
 

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McKludge - May 22, 2008 - Report this comment
it started out a little "eh," but picked up with the bath and squirrel lines. I'll Dial you up some 5's, with Zest!
UnKnownVotress - May 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Good luck to you, Sir !
2Eagle - May 22, 2008 - Report this comment
I especially liked the part where your shadow fled. Meet Smelly Cat.
Barry Wilson JR. - May 22, 2008 - Report this comment
This parody doesn't stink. 555 boxes of deodorant.
Andria - March 23, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC A & B) Great job on a favorite OS, matches up well with original lyrics, and this parody smells like fives. The guy in the parody, on the other hand, smells much like the guy who lives next door to me and claims to have not bathed since 1975.
Mark Scotti - March 24, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC A &B) This stinks......but in a great hilarious way!!!! Oderometer reaching 555
Matthias - March 25, 2010 - Report this comment
I liked the way you played with the "I walk alone" line in this parody, It didn't stink at all.
tomario - March 28, 2010 - Report this comment
"Till I saw squirrels fall off power lines" LMAO! some good chuckles in there, great job...STINKY! lol
bobpiecheese - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC-AB) Great parody here, maybe a little less lines cribbed from the OS would be better, but at least they fit in the the overall theme. $555 of BO killer for you!
Below Average Dave - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Abbott I love the idea, I don't think its quite executed perfectly, but still pretty good. . .I am so happy you have found these contests buddy
Red Ant - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment
"My shadow's gone, it wouldn't walk beside me" - money shot line right there. tff. Great work here Abbott. 5s.
El Duderino - February 11, 2011 - Report this comment
An epic song of epic epicness!
Mark Scotti - April 01, 2011 - Report this comment
"Smells" like a WINNER to me, Abbott! I think we could have a 2 sided hit!

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