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Song Parodies -> "Hex You"

Original Song Title:

"Fix You"

Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"Hex You"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

The wonderful world of curses and voodoo dolls. Original Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY9b6jgbNyc
We went on a date, anniversary
You said you had bad news, and broke up with me
Walked home in the rain, I can’t believe…
Can’t get much worse

But on the way home, I found this place
And it had this doll that had your face
“They will feel the pain where the pins are placed…
Apply the curse!”

I’ll start with your nose
Break some of your bones
And I will try to hex you

And then just for fun, gave it a throw
Love to see all the places you’ll go
I threw it in the sky, gave to Fido
Pins weren’t enough

Make you scream and moan
Cause I’m all alone
So I will try to hex you

Tie you to fan blades
You can go swimming ‘round Niagara way
My schemes are in place
And I

Place ski’s on your legs
And I’ll push you, long way down from Empire State
You scream, a disgrace
“But why…!?”

Lice will call you ‘home’
Casts on all your bones
And I’m not done, I’ll hex you

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Jeff Reuben - June 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Not a C-Lo parody? I liked the progressively worse and funny hexes as the song went along
Agrimorfee - March 09, 2013 - Report this comment
"Oh the places you'll go!"--an Evil Dr. Seuss story? Hehe.
Max Power - March 12, 2013 - Report this comment
Lol
bobpiecheese - March 18, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) Disproportionate retribution at its finest. Great stuff here, really contrasts with the OS, and I always love that. 555!
Matthias - March 20, 2013 - Report this comment
You remind me of the babe What babe? Babe with the power. What power? Power of voodoo. Who do? You do. Do what? Remind me of the babe... Well done here sir!!!
Red Ant - March 21, 2013 - Report this comment
5 votes? why wasnt this in SOTM? Fkn awesome man, you must have been busy or had something better than this for SOTM. high 5s. and another funny security code: X8V = Ex ate Voodoo? and lol at Matthias comment too.
Glen S - March 21, 2013 - Report this comment
You do. With Voodoo. Nice work with this OS Abbott. And great list of hexes and cruelties.
Blaydeman - March 21, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) I'll give you 555! Just don't hex me! LOL! Wow Abbott, kinda dark, but dang is it funny!

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