-> "Please Don't Cry (At This Parody)"
Original Song Title:
"When Doves Cry" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Please Don't Cry (At This Parody)"
Parody writing contest...
And the next artist is named Prince
I know he was big in the 80’s
I must start writing
Only know his hits
Finding his songs is so hard
I tried my searching on YouTube
I only find random-ass covers
This can not be...
I can not write with no tune!
The deadline now is looming
But I can not write, that’s so cold (So cold)
Maybe “Prince” I’m just misspelling
A simple word with six letters, just no!
Purple Rain and all the others
They’re not on Spotify (Not even Spotify!)
I won’t buy the song on iTunes
Won’t pay one-twenty-nine
[for] When Doves Cry
Trying to match the rhythm
I think I’m getting it right
This song came out, I was not thought of...
Was born in ‘90
It’s before my time!
Something I’m not understanding
Record stores are just so old (They’re so old)
No one my age knows your talent
Won’t borrow records from father, too old
There’s even groups like the Beatles
They are on Spotify (C’mon, give it a try!)
No one from this generation
Millennials won’t buy
When Doves Cry
So now this parody’s scrambling
For topics, I just do not know (Why’s ice cream so cold?!)
Maybe a love song, or something (Please don’t, please don’t write yet another)
Maybe about a dog collar, who knows? (Won’t work, hope you know)
Now this song is almost over (Maybe I should just start over)
Not perfect, I won’t lie (I won’t be, won’t be satisfied)
Don’t know if this will go over (Why’d we pick Prince!? Why?)
Though it may not sound right...
Still, I tried
Least I tried (Don’t cry, you tried)
When Doves Cry (New song next time)
Don't Cry (you tried)
(repeat and fade)
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