Song Parodies -> Real Bad Itch
| Original Song Title: | "Cold Hard Bitch" |
| Original Performer: | Jet |
| Parody Song Title: | "Real Bad Itch" |
| Parody Written by: | Abbott Skelding |
Gotta leave now
Gotta make an appointment
Spent all my cash
On that fancy rash ointment
Ain't gonna hang around cause it's very contagious
I don't wanna hold hands because this rash is outrageous, alright!
Real bad itch
It's on my back and my lips
And it is on my knees
I'm scratching, save me
Real bad itch
It's all over my hips
That's what I don't need
It itches so bad
I'll be scratching all night
It's like have chicken pox
On top of a bug bite
I gotta go home because it's reproducing
Gotta put on the cream but I think the cream is losing, alright!
Real bad itch
It's on my back and my lips
And it is on my knees
I'm scratching, save me
Real bad itch
It's all over my hips
That's what I don't need
I'm scratching, save me
Real bad itch
It's on my back and my lips
And it is on my knees
Yeah I'm scratching
Yeah I'm scratching
Yeah I'm scratching
Yeah I'm scratching
Real bad itch
It's on my back and my lips
And it is on my knees
I'm scratching, save me
Real bad itch
It's all over my hips
That's what I don't need
I'm scratching, save me
Real bad itch
It's on my back and my lips
And it is on my knees
I'm scratching, save me
Gotta make an appointment
Spent all my cash
On that fancy rash ointment
Ain't gonna hang around cause it's very contagious
I don't wanna hold hands because this rash is outrageous, alright!
Real bad itch
It's on my back and my lips
And it is on my knees
I'm scratching, save me
Real bad itch
It's all over my hips
That's what I don't need
It itches so bad
I'll be scratching all night
It's like have chicken pox
On top of a bug bite
I gotta go home because it's reproducing
Gotta put on the cream but I think the cream is losing, alright!
Real bad itch
It's on my back and my lips
And it is on my knees
I'm scratching, save me
Real bad itch
It's all over my hips
That's what I don't need
I'm scratching, save me
Real bad itch
It's on my back and my lips
And it is on my knees
Yeah I'm scratching
Yeah I'm scratching
Yeah I'm scratching
Yeah I'm scratching
Real bad itch
It's on my back and my lips
And it is on my knees
I'm scratching, save me
Real bad itch
It's all over my hips
That's what I don't need
I'm scratching, save me
Real bad itch
It's on my back and my lips
And it is on my knees
I'm scratching, save me
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I can't believe the 2 other guys gave this a 2! GENIOUS!
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