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Song Parodies -> "Traffic Jam"

Original Song Title:

"Let's Go"

Original Performer:

Calvin Harris

Parody Song Title:

"Traffic Jam"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

(feat. Ne-Yo) Traffic. Isn't it the worst? Original Song
Let’s go!
I hate this traffic now!
Been here for three hours now
Going on three hours now!

Let’s go!
The sun is beaming down
Cars backed up for miles now
Been here for a while now!

A hundred cars try’na merge
Is the traffic light broken?
Is a lane closed from construction?
I wish we were moving!
Let’s go!

Just go! Let’s go!
Just go!
Feels like forever!
Let’s go!
Feel’s like my foot’s glued to brake pedal!
Let’s go!

I’ve finally crossed Ninth,
We’re really moving now
Yet I still see my house!

Let’s go!
The highway’s within sight
Just gotta get there now
I’m way late for work now!

Look down on the sidewalk
See a snail that’s just movin’
While I sit here in the same spot
It’s far in the distance!
Let’s go!

Just go!
Let’s go!
Just go!
It’s not the weather! Just go!
Brake’s on the left, use the right pedal!

I hate this traffic!
Ooh, the office closes at five!
Here comes my exit
Ooh, it finally happened, alright!
The view is tragic
Ooh, the highway’s jam-packed, oh why!?
For work on Monday...
Ooh, I’ll leave at midnight tonight!
Oh no!

Just go!
Oooh, let’s go!
Hey! Let’s work together!
Let’s go!
Commute is rough, in car I’ll slumber!
Oooh, oh no!

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 5

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Matthias - May 28, 2014 - Report this comment
I'm a very impatient guy so you won me over with this tune about waiting around and doing nothing because the traffic has halted and you stress out
Agrimorfee - June 11, 2014 - Report this comment
Dance music like this is difficult to parody because the vocals are not the focus of the song and as such are very cut and dry, and repetitive. As a result, I didn't get much amusement out of this as I was hoping for, especially with the OS title substantially repeated and reused over and over again.
Max Power - June 13, 2014 - Report this comment
Good ay to cruise right through this song.
Blaydeman - June 16, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I wish you could've gotten more material into this as well. Like Aggy I was also surprised that you used the OS title as much as you did. I liked how the OS fed into the mounting frustration of the character, though. That really worked for me, but overall I felt like this parody got jammed up but it's repetitiveness.
bobpiecheese - June 17, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) You did a really good job for such a limited OS, but I think an actual title sub would've really helped this one. Still just a minor quibble, 555!

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