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Song Parodies -> "Tangled Up Christmas Lights"

Original Song Title:

"Wonderful Christmastime"

Original Performer:

Paul McCartney

Parody Song Title:

"Tangled Up Christmas Lights"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Day 14 of the "25 Days of Christmas Parody" challenge. Everyone wants a house like Clark Griswald in Christmas Vacation. Unfortunately, it can't always turn out that way. Original Song
Thanksgiving night, let’s wrap it up
No snowball fights, work to be done
There’s a contest for the best Christmas lights
Must start hanging spectacular Christmas lights

The ladder’s out, we’ve got our gear
The Johnson’s won the past three years
Search the garage for all of the Christmas lights
“Something happened to all of the Christmas lights!”

This light strand is now one big knot
Big knot, big knot, big knot, dang!
Oo-oo-oo-oo
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Oh no, oh no, oh no no!

And now I’m fighting these tangled up Christmas lights
I must salvage these tangled up Christmas lights

Can’t throw them out, I can’t back down
Bought them last night, to win this crown
Spent a fortune on tangled up Christmas lights

With lights like this, won’t get them hung
Will take me all month long
All wrong, all wrong, all wrong, all wrong
All wrong, all wrong, all wrong, all wrong

The Johnson’s home is all lit up
It’s all their fault...it’s sabotage!
Came and left me with tangled up Christmas lights
Why can’t they have these tangled up Christmas lights?

I’m giving up, I find the plug
They still shine bright, but in a ball
So I’m hanging these tangled up Christmas lights
Guess we’re having some tetherball Christmas lights
I’m so done with these tangled up Christmas lights
Oh, oh, oh, no
Oh, oh, no
Damn Christmas lights
Christmas lights

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2Eagle - December 14, 2018 - Report this comment
Why not make some holographic snowflakes and post them where they'll reflect car headlights.
Jonathan - December 14, 2018 - Report this comment
^ what a bright idea! seriously, good use of a (my opinion) terrible song! 5s

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