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Song Parodies -> "Can't Stop Wobblin'"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Stop Partyin'"

Original Performer:

Weezer (feat. Lil' Wayne)

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Stop Wobblin'"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Just saw Toy Story 3 for the second time, so I wondered what Weeble Wobbles think about life. *Note* "Wobblin'" should be pronounced "wah-bul-lin'" not "wah-blin"...just so it fits the three syllables that "partyin'" takes in the OS. Original Song- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nKNhNifp6M
I cant stop wobblin', wobblin'
I cant stop wobblin', wobblin'
I'm feeling so alone, spend all day on my feet
I can't even sit down because I do not have knees

Oh, I cant stop wobblin', wobblin'
I cant stop wobblin', wobblin'
I wanna drive a car, I wanna go to school
No, I can not, cause I'm stuck here in this room

Monday to Sunday, I'm standing straight up
I've never sat down, there's cobwebs on my butt
I got the real big bottom on me, with no feet
And if you're lookin for me, I'm the one rocking

Toys think I'm a joke; make fun of my painted on shoes
This little girls mom got me cause "I'm so cute"
Screw playtime, I hate my condition
No sleep, can't sleep- I can never change positions cause

I cant stop wobblin', wobblin'
I cant stop wobblin', wobblin'
I feel like a cyclone, my lifes stuck on repeat
I just go back and forth all day, please someone help me

No, I cant stop wobblin', wobblin'
I cant stop wobblin', wobblin'
I wanna hit the bars, but no one thinks i'm cool
I'd be spilling drinks, honey, all over the room

Woah!
Getting motion sickness like a carousel
Wanna stop moving because I just do not feel so well
Ain't this unusual? Who thought these toys were useful?
Man, I should go sue Playskool, they owe me an egg shaped pool
Ok this is it, can you all hear me?
Please somebody help me
Someone slow me down because I'm scared and really dizzy
I just got out the box, I miss it already
Cause thats the only time in my short life I've been steady

I cant stop wobblin', wobblin'
I cant stop wobblin', wobblin'
I wish that I had known that this happens to me
Or else I would have asked them to make me a Slinky

Oh, I cant stop wobblin', wobblin'
I cant stop wobblin', wobblin'
I gotta get right out, I just heard the bad news!
I'm here for awhile, baby, she is only two!

Oh
Please stop, please stop the wobblin'
Can’t stop, can't stop the wobblin'
Please stop, please stop the wobblin'
Can’t stop, can't stop the wobblin'

Whoaaa, Whoaaaaa ooooh
Whoaaa, Whoaaaaa ooooh

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Matthias - June 25, 2010 - Report this comment
The life of a Weeble Wobble would be a pretty rough one, but there is worse things that you could be. I mean you could always be a dog's chew toy.
Christie Marie M - July 15, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Love Toy Story 3 and all previous Toy Story movies! I myself had weeble wobbles when I was a tyke. Wobbling ya 5's.
Guy - July 18, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM-JUN-10

Your parody reminds me of an old joke. Hope you haven't heard it so here it comes:

A bunch of cows were out in a field and in a neighboring field were the bulls. A big storm came up and it was so strong that it blew all the cows around and they all ended up on their sides. But the bulls all stood throughout the storm and even though they were buffeted by the winds, they didn't get blown away. After the storm one of the cows came over and asked "How come you bulls didn't get blown down all around the field like us cows?" and the bull answered...."We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down."

Fine take on the Weebs.
Mark Scotti - July 22, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM - Very clever, and they "don't fall down"!!
Peter Andersson - July 26, 2010 - Report this comment
There's a Toy Story 3? That slipped under my radar! Still got the parody though (I think).
Jeff Reuben - July 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down! Fun song to the tune, I enjoyed it.
bobpiecheese - July 30, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I don't think I've ever seen a Weeble, but I get the basic concept. Interesting parody, 555.
Below Average Dave - July 31, 2010 - Report this comment
It's not bad, deceptive little original you took on there

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