Woohoohoo
Woohoohoo
Martha Stewart goes to jail
Howard Dean screams and wails
I loved every day
Except marriages couldn't be gay
We watched Desperate Housewives
Listened to Maroon 5
Anna lost with Trimspa
We loved the Red Sox
We had a little malfunction
With Janet Jackson's clothes
It's when Howard Stern
Vowed no more radio
Bush vs. Kerry; they were worst enemies
There was the Simple Life
And nothing has been all right


Since Ken Jennings won that money
Wrestlemania 20
There was Usher and Green Day
Brigitte Nielson and Flavor Flav
The Passion of The Christ
And Britney got married twice
The years done, but I want more of
2 thou, 2 thou, 2004

We saw all new classics
We got brand new lines
Donald Trump on The Apprentice
Would always say, “You're fired”
We all walked through the door
To see a film by Michael Moore
Thought we'd run away
From hurricane number four
Where's that Ashlee girl, last name Simpson
She went on SNL, and was caught lip- syncin'
It's when Ron Artest hit some guy
Whatever happened to the
Hockey, B-Ball,
(On the news there was)



The year went by
The year stopped
Why did Paris Hilton always say “That's Hot”?
With Super Size Me, the Black Eyed Peas
Don't make it stop, stop, stop
And think back to