-> "I Hate The Cold Weather"
Original Song Title:
"We Belong Together"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Hate The Cold Weather"
The Lyrics
I just don't like it
The cold weather, the wind and the snow
You have to bundle tight
It is the worst thing that I know
Cause you can't do nothing
It is stupid
It is foolish
I am surely no elf
It would feel almost one hundred times better
Go without my gloves
Never imagined I'd be
Sitting here inside the snow
Cause I really hate snow
I just want it to go
But I'd rather have anything
Than that cold stuff
This feeling, hate this feeling
But I do not have a choice
The chill that's running down my spine
I do not feel rejoice
Oh, what I wouldn't give
To get rid of this cold weather
Right now, 'cause surely
[Chorus:]
When it snows, I feel so damn chilly
I would rather go rake leaves
Old Man Winter please, 'cause
I hate the cold weather
Why would anybody want to play in that stuff?
I am sitting inside waiting for the sun to come up
Anything- take it's place
Heat is totally better
Cause surely baby, I hate the cold weather
I can't sleep at night
When my toes are so cold
The local news is on the radio
Telling to me
'If you think you're freezing now'
Wait a minute
This is just wrong, just wrong
I gotta change the station
So I turn the dial
Trying to catch a break
And then I hear "8 Degrees"
Winter, I just hate you
Hated you from the start
I would surely have warmer weather
Why don't you just depart?
I'm running out of sweatshirts and blankets
I'm burning things
Trying
Trying to figure out
Why this season is wrong
This weather was here all day long
It's not even as cold
As it is outside
I need you
Need you Summer, come back baby
[Chorus x2]
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