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Song Parodies -> "Squidward's Paradise"

Original Song Title:

"Amish Paradise"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Squidward's Paradise"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

This is about the episode of Spongebob when Squidward moves to the place where all the houses are like his.
As i look at my neighbors as they go insane
Both Patrick and Spongebob messing with my brain
And that's not good for a squid like me
I gotta sleep to enhance my beauty
At 7:30 in the morning, i hear his clock
I hear Gary meowing
I see Patricks rock
And i've been living next to these people so long that
Even Mr. Krabbs thinks something is wrong
I'm a squid in the sea
We're all over the place
Got a clarinet in my hand, a big nose on my face
But if i fix up my house and put up a sign
I'll move away and all will be fine

(Chorus)

I've been waiting all my live
For a place like Squidward's Paradise
I paint fine art once or twice, livin in Squidward's Paradise
It's hard work and sacrifise to go to Squidward's Paradise
They sell houses at good price when livin in Squidward's Paradise

A local group was having a trio last week
And that's the fun i was looking to seek
I really don't care about Spongebob at all
Not in the Spring,summer,winter, or fall
But i'd never punch Spongebob even if he deserved it
A nice guy like me, you know thats unheard of
I never wear pants but i got a cool shirt
Its a tan color, which means its lighter than dirt
If you come to visit and smell like a trash bin
You will be kicked out, unless you eat oyster skins
But this place gets pretty annoying after awhile
I'd rather be annoyed than live in this bile
There's no fun with a reef blower
There only there to blow the reef
Someday i'll fly away on one
Lighten up, people good grief

(Chorus)

Hitchin up the blower
Getting ready to blast off
Left my house on Monday
They wanted to rip my arms off
You think this place is perfect
Well guess what, you're wrong
And if you want to stay, you're not gonna stay long
I'm the meanest guy to Spongbob
Who everyone wants to be like
On my knees day and night
Trying to get him out of my sight
So don't get mad, i'm leaving now
And in the words of Bart Simpson "Don't Have a Cow, man"

(Chorus)

I've waited all my life for a place like Squidwards Paradise
But then i realized it wasn't right livin in Squidward's Paradise
No traffic lights stoppin me from leavin Squidwards Paradise
I'm telling you it bytes to live in Squidward's Paradise

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Barry Trotter - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I hate people who do parodies of parodies
Stu Pid Idiot - October 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Actually,the original song is a parody.At least I heard it on TV. That was an excellent parody,BTW.
anielda altessha - May 05, 2006 - Report this comment
the redone vertion of KING KONG was good and same for THE WALL so I don't care if people wright parodys of parodys you still get all 5's
Cody Slusher - November 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Next time, DO A FREAKIN' ORIGINAL. What is it today with AmIRight parody artists parodies over parodies. It is agianst the rules,people.LOL.

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